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At the Rebel Celebration…

Luke: Yay me!

Solo: Hey, share some fame! Remember, I saved your miserable life.

Luke: My life isn't miserable!

Solo: It certainly isn't now…

Chewie: (laughs)

They step up on the stage.

Leia: Rebels, friends, relatives, and anybody else I forgot to mention… We are here today to celebrate some heroes who saved our Rebellion. I give you Luke Skywalker, who just happened to fire the single shot that exploded the Death Star; Han Solo, who just happened to show up at the last second to save Luke, who would've died; Chewbacca the Wookie, who just happened to be with Han when he saved Luke; R2D2, who just happened to be carrying the plans to defeat the Death Star… oh, and C3PO, who just happened to be around all the time!

She hands them medals.

Everybody: (cheers and claps)

THE END