"Naruto just sit down or something!" Sakura complained as Naruto once again looked out the door. We had been sitting here for a rather long time. I had spent it either catching myself checking out Naruto's ass, avoiding Sakura or thinking about that kiss.

"Why is our team seven sensei so damn late? All the other teams have gone off with their senseis and Iruka sensei also left…" He said loudly. Pfft, when isn't he loud? I would just love to gag him by shoving my… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT SASUKE!

"Hey! What are you doing Naruto?" Sakura exclaimed, jumping out of her seat. I looked up from chastising myself to see Naruto stretching up and putting a black board eraser in the top of the door. I rolled my eyes at his stupidity.

"That's what you get for being late." He said, grinning and backing up from the door.

"Geez! I'm not involved." Sakura said, putting her hands up. I caught a glint in her eyes that made it seem like she would love more than anything, except maybe dating me, to be involved with that prank. I set my eyes on Naruto and glared.

"Pfft! Like a Jounin would fall for such a stupid booby trap!" I grumbled. I looked up as our sensei opened the door, a look of surprise hitting his face when the eraser fell on his head. A cloud of chalk went up and I stared at him is disbelief.

"You fell for it! You fell for it!"

"I'm so sorry sensei, I tried to stop Naruto but…" Their rambling were blocked out of my head. Is this really a Jounin? He doesn't seem very reliable… How stupid can he be to fall for one of Naruto's pranks?

"Hmm... How can I say this?" Sensei said, examining us. "My first impression is… I don't like you guys."

"Well let's begin with introducing yourselves." He said after we arrived outside. We were sitting on the grass in front of him, all of us silent. How do you respond to someone saying that their first impression is pretty much that you suck? This is all Naruto's fault. I should pin him to a wall and punish him later…

I blinked a few times, trying to clear my head of the disgusting images.

"What do you want to know?" Sakura asked.

"How about your likes, dislikes… Your dreams for the future and things like that." Oh please Sensei, how is this going to help us be Gennin?

"Hey! Hey! Why don't you introduce yourself to us first?!" Naruto complained.

"Yeah, you look kinda suspicious." Sakura muttered. I had to agree with that. He had a spike of white hair coming out from his head protector, which was covering his left eye. Then he had another mask that covered his nose and mouth. I was suspicious of his intelligence as well.

"Oh, me? Well, my name is Hatake Kakashi… I have no desire to tell you my likes and dislikes. Dreams for the future… Hmm and I have lots of hobbies." We stayed silent for a second, blinking as he looked at us with a blank expression.

"So all he told us is his name." Sakura said with an anime tear drop. If he did it then so can I, I suppose.

"Now it's your turn, let's start on the right." Kakashi said, pointing at Naruto. He jumped up and I don't know why, but his smile took my breath away.

"Yosh! My name is Uzumaki Naruto! What I like is cup ramen, what I like even more is when Iruka sensei pays for my ramen! What I dislike is waiting three minutes for the ramen to cook…" What the hell Naruto, how do you look like you're in such good shape if all you eat is ramen! "And my dream is to surpass the hokage and then have the people of this village acknowledge my existence! Hobbies…. Pranks I guess." I stared at him for a second, then forced my self to look away as Kakashi said next.

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. There are lots of things I dislike and I don't really like anything." Dream huh… My brother Itachi jumped in to my head. "And I can't really call it a dream, but I have an ambition. The resurrection of my clan and to kill a certain man."

Naruto was looking at me like he thought I meant him. Please… beat him senseless? Yes. Kill him? No. Maybe blindfold him so he doesn't know it's me and then WTF SASUKE!

"Okay and lastly the girl." I glared at Naruto for provoking such thoughts then turned my gaze to the grass, trying to block out all very wrong Naruto thoughts.

"My name is Hanuro Sakura. The thing I like is…. Well the person I like is… And uhm… my dream for the future… uhm…" I nearly groaned but I kept my composure as Naruto glared daggers at me. "Oh yeah! What I dislike is Naruto! My hobby is…"I nearly started laughing at the look on Naruto's face but at the same time I felt bad for him.

He had no family, just like me, and no friends. He was as alone as I was. But I wouldn't ever show him kindness or pity. He stays out of my way and things won't get ugly.

"Ok! That's it for the introductions. Tomorrow we'll start our duties as shinobi! "

"Yeah! What kind of duties!? Duties! Duties!" Naruto chanted. Personally, I don't know what he is so excited about. Everyone knows that the Gennin duties are tedious and boring.

"First we are going to do something with just the four of us." Kakashi said, catching my interest. I don't know why, but I didn't like the sound of that.

"What is it? What is it?" Naruto still hadn't calmed down. I swear he was bouncing up and down and I was half tempted to put my hand on his shoulder and make him stay still…. Oh for the love of… I need to figure out why I'm thinking dirty thoughts about Naruto and make them stop.

"Survival training." I glared at Kakashi. What was he getting at?

"Survival training?" Naruto asked, finally calming down a bit.

"Why is our first duty training? We've had enough training at the academy." Sakura complained. I kept silent the entire time, listening for the punch line.

"This isn't normal training. This time I'm your opponent." I looked up at him and lifted an eyebrow. I had a really bad feeling about it.

"Then, then what is it?" Naruto said, getting hyper again. Fuck, did somebody give him sugar? Kakashi started laughing and I glared.

"What's so funny sensei?" Sakura said, you could tell that she was getting annoyed as well.

"Uhm well, it's just that when I tell you this, you guys are totally going to freak out!"

"Freak out?" Naruto sounded confused, which wasn't anything abnormal really.

"Of the 27 graduates only nine will be chosen to become a Genin. The rest will be sent back to the academy! This training is a very difficult exam with a failure rate of over sisty six percent." He explained. I knew there was a catch. Naruto looked about ready to pass out. I wonder what kind of thanks I would get for taking care of him… I need help. Serious help. Maybe if I smashed my head on a tree or a pole these thoughts would go away…

"I told you you'd freak out." Was all the Kakashi said in return to the looks on our faces.

"What? No way! But we worked so hard. Then what was the point of graduating?" Naruto complained.

"Oh… That? That was just to select those who have the chance to become Genin."

"Uhh, What?!"

"Anyway, tomorrow you have to show your real skills on the training ground. Bring all the Shinobi tools you have." He said, standing up. "Oh and skip breakfast, you might throw up. The details are on this paper and don't be late tomorrow." He handed us each a paper and I skimmed over it. I couldn't fail this, I would not be put behind a year!

"Might throw up? Is it that hard?" Naruto sounded like he was ready to panic.

The next morning we were all standing there, once again waiting for Kakashi. I was so annoyed with him, especially after he told us not to be late, that my composure was breaking.

"Hey guys! Good morning!" he said cheerfully as if nothing were wrong.

"YOU'RE LATE!" We all yelled. I was slightly taken aback that I had yelled too, and I think Naruto was as well. He looked over at me for a few seconds before reluctantly turning away. His blue eyes were so bright… Serious. Fucking. HELP.

"Ok It's set for noon." Kakashi said, putting down an alarm clock. "Here are two bells. Your task is to take these from me before the time is up. Those who don't have a bell by noon…" He paused for dramatic effect and I rolled my eyes. "Gets no lunch. I'll not only tie you to one of those stumps but I'll also eat right in front of you." I glared at him. So that's why he told us not to eat lunch, I knew there was a catch.

"You only have to get one bell, there are only two so one of you will definitely be tied to the stump. And the person who doesn't take the bell fails so, at least one of you will be sent back to the academy. If you want you can use shurikens and kunais. You won't succeed unless you come at me intending to kill." Hn, so this test was designed to eliminate at least one person, what a pain.

"But you'll be in danger…" Sakura seemed nervous to use deadly force on him. I hope if a real fight comes along she doesn't do this.

"You! You're so slow you can't even dodge a blackboard eraser, we'll definitely kill you!" Naruto exclaimed. I had to, as much as it disgusted me, agree with Naruto on that one.

"In the real world, those with no talent often bark the loudest. Well, ignore and start when I say." For some reason, anger flared up inside me when he called Naruto dobe and the only thing going through my head was that I was the only one allowed to call him dobe! This is exhausting… I'll let that thought slide, but I better not start protecting him.

Naruto looked ready to explode as he yelled dobe over and over again. He rushed at kakashi with a kunai drawn and suddenly, Kakashi was behind him and holding the back of his head!

"Calm down, I haven't said start yet." He said calmly. I stared in shock and then a smirk lit up my face.

So this is a Jounin. Finally, a worthy opponent to test my skill.

"Well, it seems you're finally prepared to come at me with the intent to kill. So you've finally acknowledged me. Hehe. It seems like I'm beginning to like you guys…." I saw Naruto smile a deadly smile and couldn't help the shiver that ran down my spine.

"Ok let's get going." I got in to positon. "Ready?"

"BEGIN!"

A/N

A big thanks to for the review and favorite and thank you to jinto22 for the fav! Oh and thank you to everyone who started following! I'm still looking for someone to play Naruto in the Fanfic RP idea I had and if anyone's interested just send me a pm!