Norway sat back and sipped his coffee. Denmark was sitting next to him, shouting something about the old currency- the Danish Krone, Norway assumed- and how it compared to the euro.

Norway paid no attention, nor did he need to; he was not part of the European Union.

Suddenly, the entire world meeting fell silent. That was rare.

All of the members of the EU looked very pale, as if they had seen a ghost.

America, clueless as ever, shouted, "European dudes, what's happening?! I'll save you all! I'm the hero!"

"Ze Eurozone has collapsed! Ze euro is worthless!"

"What does that mean?" America asked.

"It means that everyone in the EU is now broke," Norway replied calmly. He took a sip of his coffee. He had known this would happen eventually.

Already, those affected by the collapse of the EU were running out of the room, into the hallway, shouting into their phones in their native languages.

Scotland still sat to Norway's left. When he had left the UK in 2014, he had followed Norway's advice and not joined the EU. America and Canada were also still seated, as were the African and Asian countries.

Russia had cornered a large portion of his former housemates, but no one who cared was paying attention.

Prussia made his way to the podium. "Zhis meeting has been adjourned by ze awesome me!"