Hello. I wasn't going to update today but I have to as a treat. Because thanks to you all, we have exceeded 100 reviews overnight. I am celebrating. Thank you guys so much. A standing ovation to Blue Turtle of AWESOMENESS for being our 100th reviewer! More Ancient Greek themed chats to come. Here's one greatly inspired by Percy Jackson. As usual, anything you might not understand is at the bottom. Enjoy…

Clarkygirl-Who's seen the new film! I think me and chocolate managed to fault in every three minutes of it. Once again, this is chocolate's masterpiece.

Camelot Chatrooms- Demigods!

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epickingofawesomeness: Hey Merlin. I've been reading about the Greek Gods!

imanawesomewarlock: You can read?

epickingofawesomeness: What kind of stupid question is that? Of course I can read. I'm the King of Camelot. Anyway, I said I was reading about Greek Gods. Did you know that sometimes they have children with humans.

imanawesomewarlock: Of course I did you ignorant prat. They're called demi-gods, like Perseus, Theseus and Heracles.

epickingofawesomeness: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that first bit.

You knew?

imanawesomewarlock: Of course I did. I'm smarter than you.

epickingofawesomeness: Yeah right! Anyway, imagine we're all demigods. Who would our godly parent be? I was thinking that maybe I could be a child of Athena!

imanawesomewarlock: ROLF! That's so funny Arthur. I think I split my spleen. You can't sew to save your life, let alone weave or any other craft that Athena is supposed to represent. And you're about as smart as two short planks of wood. You're the most oblivious, ignorant man I have ever had the misfortune of working for.

epickingofawesomeness: I'm not oblivious! After all, I know you have magic and you're Emrys!

imanawesomewarlock: Holy cow! The prat only NOW realises! How long have you known me? It's been what, 5 years or so! Seriously, Lancelot figured it out in 5 days!

epickingofawesomeness: Whatever! Anyway, Gwaine's Dionysus!

imanawesomewarlock: Agreed! He's in my room now, drunk, munching on purple things.

epickingofawesomeness: I'm not surprised! I was thinking that Elyan might be the son of Hephaestus!

imanawesomewarlock: Of course. He's in the forge now, making Gwen a pretty necklace. I was thinking…

I have to be the son of Zeus!

epickingofawesomeness: Just because you are Emrys, it doesn't mean that you are a child of Zeus. Hecate, maybe.

imanawesomewarlock: Whatever. I can imagine Gwen being a daughter of Hestia!

epickingofawesomeness: More likely Persephone! Hestia can't have kids as she's an eternal maiden. Persephone is not.

imanawesomewarlock: Gwen? Queen of the Underworld? You have got to be kidding me! And how can Athena have children when's she's a maiden.

epickingofawesomeness: No I mean goddess of Spring. She's got that role too. And we both know that Guinevere loves Springtime. And Athena has brain babies! Anyways, moving on, Morgause belongs to Hades.

imanawesomewarlock: Of course. How many immortal armies did she summon in her lifetime in the vain hope that they might just kill us all? I've lost count.

epickingofawesomeness: Three. And she summoned my mother D':

imanawesomewarlock: So she could also be Thanatos!

epickingofawesomeness: Thanks Merlin. Now I can't choose. For Morgana, I do strongly believe that she is a child of Tartarus.

imanawesomewarlock: That's mean. Yet, it is Morgana. Maybe she does deserve it!

epickingofawesomeness: Exactly my point. Last night, she kept me up into the early hours of the morning, describing in exact details how she wants to kill me. I seriously wonder about her sanity sometimes.

imanawesomewarlock: Is that it? She once shoved a snake up my neck and wants me to die a slow and very painful death simply because I'm Emrys!

epickingofawesomeness: And? She's my sister! That's a fate worse than death!

imanawesomewarlock: Touché. I pity you.

epickingofawesomeness: Gaius has to be a child of Apollo.

imanawesomewarlock: I agree. I don't understand how he can heal mortal wounds so easily when I can't even heal a tiny paper cut with my supposed endless magic. I had my stomach siced open by some enemy or another. It barely left a scar, thanks to his salves.

epickingofawesomeness: Exactly. Nimueh has to be a child of Nemesis.

imanawesomewarlock: Nimueh is a child of Nemesis. Fact. Anyway, Uther has to be a child of Ares!

epickingofawesomeness: That's my father you're talking about.

imanawesomewarlock: He's still Ares. What with the crazy bloodlust and executing sorcerers every other day and the paranoia and I can continue.

epickingofawesomeness: …

…yeah I guess you're right

imanawesomewarlock: I'm bored of this conversation now.

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epickingofawesomeness: I really hope father didn't see that.

King_Uther: he he he

Epickingofawesomness: D:

I wonder if you understand the end. Yes, that is Uther who has very randomly and creepily managed to hack the chat. Urgh that's scary.

So, Athena is the goddess of wisdom, battle strategies, weaving and other handicrafts and finally patron of Athens. She's Zeus' favourite daughter. She's the one that was born from his head and had a deep rivalry with Poseidon, god of the Sea.

And she's our classciv class patron! Totally awesome!

Dionysus is the god of wine, vine, wine cups, fertility, parties, madness and ecstasy. He's the son of Zeus and Semele (she's dead thanks to Hera). He married Ariadne (the one who dated Theseus).

We have drama thanks to him! And Madness. And parties. And most likely TOWIE. Thanks Wine dude.

Hephaestus is the god of blacksmiths, metals, metal tools especially axes, iron, fire and volcanoes. He's the son of Hera. In some myths, he has no father but in others, he is the son of Zeus too. He was thrown off Mt Olympus when he was a baby as he was so ugly and he's also crippled. Fun times. He married Aphrodite (love). Honestly, whoever thought of love and metal was crazy. He's awesome.

He's awesome!

Zeus is the King of the Gods. He's the youngest child of Rhea and Kronos and was the one who usurped him. He also rules the sky, weather especially thunder and lightning, justice, xenia (code of hospitality). He married his older sister, Hera and had 4 kids with her. But he had quite a few more with many other women.

He abducted and raped a queen while in the form of a swan! Rubbish dad. Had too many so he couldn't be a good one anyway.

Hestia is the goddess of the Hearth. In Percy Jackson, she is portrayed as an 8 year old. She is one of the 3 daughters of Rhea and Kronos (the only one who hasn't given Zeus a child). She was originally an Olympian, however she gave her seat up for Dionysus to stop arguments. She is one of the 3 eternal maidens (Artemis, Athena and Hestia). In sacrifices, she always gets the first share as her role is so important.

She is also the goddess everyone forgets. I don't.

I already told you about Persephone so we'll skip her. Ditto Hades.

I still think Zeus lied about the myth! I partially agree with Clarky.

Thanatos is the god of death. His name literally means death. He lives in the Underworld and he has a twin brother called Hypnos (god of sleep).

The pranks between them must've been epic beyond imagination. Clarky and her pranks…

Already explained a bit about Tartarus. Lets skip that hell hole.

Apollo is the god of pretty much everything. We are both convinced he's Jesus. He's the god of music, poetry, the arts, medicine, disease, the sun, truth, prophecy, young boys, archery and there's more but I can't be asked to remember it all. His twin is Artemis who is pretty awesome. Their parents are Zeus (surprise, surprise) and Leto (a Titaness).

He's arrogant and obnoxious and the only god I think to keep his name between greek and roman! He's also supposed to be really fit and fun and awesome. I do like him.

Also explained about Nemesis.

Ares. Son of Zeus and Hera (which makes him a legitimate child. Congratulations). He's the god of war, bloodlust, violence, mindless violence etc. Basically he's a bloodthirsty meathead. He hates Athena (unsurprisingly. She represents using violence as a last resort whereas he craves violence). He loves Aphrodite, goddess of love. She happens to be married to Hephaestus and those family reunions must be really awkward between the three of them.

He's cruel with 'a temper shorter than an ant's antennae and more brittle than dry kindling. He's an idiot

Now we're going to aim for 150 reviews. Keep reviewing because we do greatly appreciate it.

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So review/favourite/follow. We appreciate it. Bye.

Clarkygirl-Ok, all the italics is my imput. I kinda wrote a book on all this, so yeah. I totally didn't quote! But yeah, do review.