It has come to my attention that some people are saying this story is against the rules. Here's what I say: PM requests only, people! Without further ado, chappie for you!
The zoo animals woke up once again to the same old room. The crew was standing in front of them, with a new member. The dark haired girl from before stood, with a smirk on her face.
"Hey Skippy." She said. "I decided to put the fourth wall in shambles, so here I am. Bet you'll have fun with that, huh?"
Skipper shrugged.
"Depends on who you are."
The girl facepalmed.
"Forgot we were in a AU. Okay, I'm Ivy000. You'd know me as Ivy depending on what fanfiction I was tormenting you in." She smirked again. Skipper rolled his eyes.
"By the way, where's Roger?" She blushed. "He's my boyfriend..." The cast gave her strange looks.
"What?" She said defensivly,
Piper broke the awkward silence that followed.
"ANYWAY, we've got dares here!"
Abigail nodded.
"I've got some, so let's get started!
Alex grinned.
"Okay, first from none other than Nashog!"
Julian rolled his eyes.
"Anyway, the first dare: Skipper has to fight all the villians in the room!"
A line of villians stepped up. Hans, Blowhole, Clemson, the Rat King, Wanda, and Savio were all there. Skipper gulped, although he hid his fear. (AN- I know, he's fearless, but even he must be scared in a room full of villians. Come on now.)
After a totally epic fight, Skipper emerged battered and bruised. Somehow, he managed it.
Ivy000 shook her head.
"Do we have a Gary-Stu here?"
Skipper shrugged.
"I still don't know what you're talking about."
Ivy000 shrugged.
"Anyways, I'm delivering the last dare, and then I'm out! Rico has to fight the bad guys with his car of doom!"
Once again, Ivy000 popped out of existence.
The cast stared at the spot where she disappeared.
*insert Rico's epic fight scene here*
"Okay, now for AgentImagination's dares! Skipper and Private must watch the Lunacorn marathon."
Skipper cried. Yes, you read that right. The awesomely epic hero cried. Private cheered.
*24 hours pass*
"My eyes... They're burning..." Screamed Skipper. Everyone backed away from him.
"Rico has to give Miss Perky to Julian."
Rico sobbed as he handed over his dolly.
"Oh, baby." Said Julian disturbingly.
"Mort gets to hug Julian's feet, and Agent gives you a mango."
Mort giggled.
"Yay!"
Abigail looked at the next dare, and burst out laughing. She showed Piper. Piper cracked up. Alex rolled on the floor. Even Maddy cracked a huge grin.
"B-b-b-blowhole..." Abigail managed to say between maniac giggles,"You have to wear a pink tutu and sing 'I'm a barbie girl."
Blowhole sank to his knees, head in flippers. He then sat up in a pink tutu.
"Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump in...
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!"
Every one stared. Abigail fainted. Skipper was covering Private's eyes and ears.
"Ooookaaaaay. Mort has to hug Julian-"
"King Julian"
"-whatever-KING Julian's feet for an hour and Skipper must have a picnic in Denmark."
Skipper left, sneaking stealthily.
"Okay, Skipper and Marlene- wit, Skipper's not here. Guess we'll have to save it for next time! Bye, everyone!" Cheered Piper.