WHY DON'T YOU SEE

You should know what this is, and I bet you can figure out the song that inspired this. Feel free to laugh, sing, roll your eyes, or palm your faces all you like.

I consider this among my top three best AT-Disney songs, alongside "Be My Guest" and "Mister C."

Original Song © Howard Ashman and Alan Menken

Modified Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer (this is only too true)

All rights reserved.

Bella, listen to me.
The vampire world, it's a mess.
Life here in the human world
Is better than anything they got out there!

Those Cullens call themselves vampires,
But they're all just one big fake.
You dream about goin' with them,
But that is a big mistake!

Just look at the world around you,
From the ceiling to the floor;
Such wonderful things surround you!
What more is you lookin' for?

Why don't you see?
Why don't you see?
Edward will hurt you
And he'll desert you;
Take it from me.

Up on their clouds, they laze all day,
Out in the sun, they blaze away,
While we be giving
Full time to living;
Why don't you see?

Down here, all the folks is happy,
As their days they freely spend;
The folks who be dead ain't happy.
They sad 'cause they at their end.

But folks who be dead is lucky.
You in for a worser fate!
One day, when Edward gets hungry,
You end up next on his plate!

Why don't you see?
Why don't you see?
Those guys'll beat you,
Fry you and eat you
In fricassee;

You what the dead folks loves to cook.
Here in our world, you off the hook.
You have no troubles,
Life is the bubbles,
Why don't you see?

(Why don't you see?)
Why don't you see?
(Why don't you see?)
Your life is sweet here,
You got the beat here,
Naturally!
(Naturally-y-y!)

You got everything, I should say.
You wanna throw all that away.
You're so confusin',
Yet so amusin'.
Why don't you see?

They pick you apart,
They pound you to pulp,
They consume you clean
With one great big gulp.
They don't give a hoot,
They don't give a darn,
Their hearts be as soft as stone.
(Yeah!)

You muse is confused,
Your brain is insane,
You've nothing to lose,
You've nothing to gain,
Girl, take a sound slice
Of this sound advice:
Your guy has got to go!

Yeah!
Why don't you see?
(Why don't you see?)
Why don't you see?
(Why don't you see?)

Don't be a dipstick,
Don't be a bootlick,
You'll be sorry.
(You'll be so sorry!)
What do they got? A lot of vice.
You got a hot dude colder than ice.

Stay far away, dear,
And play it safe here.
Why don't you see?

Loving a dead guy,
There's no alibi.
Why don't you see?

Your little wail here
Is a big fail here.
Little Miss Horner,
Stick to your corner.

Don't be presumin',
You're only human.
Why don't you see?

Bella? Ohhhh. Somebody's got to glue that girl's feet to the floor!