When a Puckett meets a Maelstrom

"Talking"
'Thinking'
(Author note)

I do not own anything of iCarly or Naruto

Chapter 1:The New Kid

It was a beautiful December day in Seattle the birds were chirping, stores were opening, the sun was up, and not a single cloud in the sky the only problem was it was Monday so that means the weekend was over so back to school for all the teenagers.

(Ridgeway Junior High School)

"Ms. Puckett you would not fall asleep in the middle of my class or else I'll send you to detention." demanded Ms. Briggs the 7th grade English teacher (My fanfic they are in 7th grade age 14 deal with it) towards a messy blond-headed girl wearing a black long-sleeved shirt who roses her head from her desk showing half lidded green eyes proving she just woke up from a nap lightly tan face that didn't have a blemish on it her pinks lips in a frown indicating she didn't want to be told what to do this was none other than the Samantha Puckett or just Sam if you want to get punch in the throat by her "Fine Ms. Nagsalot." Sam insulted back to the teacher. Before Ms. Briggs could say something back to Sam a knock on the door causing her to go towards the door at this time Sam turned back to look at her best friend in the world Carly Shay who was wearing a pink blouse on she has a heart shape face black hair red lips brown eyes and pale face not as pale as a sick person but still pale with no blemishes on it. "So Carly any ideas for today's episode of iCarly and please tell me it has something to with me eating bacon in it?" she ask her friend who giggled at her friends antics "Yea I got an idea for tonight show and no it has nothing to do with you eating bacon." this got a pout on Sam's face who hope in eating bacon tonight. "Fine so what's the idea." ask the blond "Well I was thinking about painting a Baby Spencer's face and..." "Children quiet down it seems we have a new student today come in her boy." Carly started get interrupted by the teacher.

As the person enter the classroom all eyes were on him most of the girls in the class were basically drooling at the sight of the person well most of the guys were sizing him up. As the person got in the front of the classroom showing a 5'6 wild spike sun kiss blond hair male wearing a red-orange element T-shirt showing off his biceps and fitted him like a second skin, black jeans, and a pair of black and white Nike shoes. His face was tan with no ounce of baby fat on it with three whisker like marks on each cheek giving him a unique look but what had girls drooling were his ocean blue eyes which seemed to hypnotize them.

"Okay young man you can introduce yourself likes, dislikes and hobbies" Ms. Briggs told the blond "My name is Naruto Namikaze I like my parents, godparents, ramen, the color orange, foxes, and working out. I dislike bullies, people who make fun of others for no reasons, and people who use others for their own gain. My hobbies are practicing mix martial arts, cooking, gardening, playing with my guitar, and playing school sports. Well that all." Naruto said. "Well does anyone have any question for Naruto here?" Ms. Briggs ask the class who immediately had their hands up trying to stall as long as they could in order to not do work "Okay you in the pink shirt." Naruto said pointing at a girl in the back "What food do you cook?" she ask "Well I many cook anything to do with ramen and meat." this got a reaction from Sam 'Mmmmmm meat.' drool fell from the corner of her lips "Ok you in the black skull shirt." he pointed at a punkrocker boy in the corner "What gym do you go to?" "Well I just moved here during the weekend but I recently joined 23 hour fitness." Naruto answered "Okay children we need to get back to work so Naruto will answer just two more question then its back to work." Ms. Briggs told the class electing a groan from all of them "You in the pink blouse." he pointed at Carly "What school sports do you play?" she ask "Well I used to do football, basketball, and track in my last school." he answered "Okay last question." Ms. Briggs reminded everyone.

"You in the back long-sleeved shirt." Naruto pointed at no other than Sam Puckett "What mix martial arts do you train in?" she ask "I trained in Muay Thai since I was 10 and still am doing it. I did boxing for two years I didn't really get into it so after winning the junior boxing tournament I quieted it. I'm a black belt in judo thanks to my mom and lastly I'm a purple belt in BBJ my amateur record is 9-0." Naruto reply shocking everyone in the class to get shock at all the fighting styles he know of. "Okay that enough back to work Naruto you can sit in the empty seat in front of Ms. Puckett. Samantha raise your hand so Naruto know were to sit at." the English teacher told Sam who barely raise her hand letting Naruto know where to sit at. The rest of the day went by uneventful till school was over. Sam and Carly to go to the plaza to do their web show knowing Freddie will be there after his overprotective mom was done giving him his tick bath.

(Bushwell Plaza Carly's apartment)

Carly, Sam, and Freddie were just finishing an episode of tonight iCarly "And that all folk For iCarly say bye baby Spencer." the camera pointed at Spencer Carly's older brother face but in a baby doll body painted as a panda "Bye baby Spencer." he said while giggling and wiggling the baby body "And cut that a wrap folks." the techno geek known as Freddie Benson said he had brown comb hair black eyes and wearing a light blue bottom up shirt with blue jeans and some pair of white sneakers on his feet. "This episode was awesome could have been better with bacon though." commented Sam as the trio left downstairs to hang out and check on today comments on the iCarly episode while Spencer went to the bathroom to wash his face from the paint.

Freddie went to the computer to check on the fan comments of today's show, Carly went to the coach to watch "Girly Cow", and Sam went to the kitchen to grab a bite from Carly's refrigerator. "That weird there nearly twenty comment on today episode asking what happened in today's episode." said Freddie causing Sam and Carly to appear beside him and push him off the chair to check what he was talking about. "What happen in today episode I was at 23 hour fitness." read Carly a comment left on the web recently "Was at 23 hour fitness what happened." Sam read another comment "Why were so many people at 23 hours today when did people start to care about getting healthy." ask a confused Sam munching on a Fat Cake "Move over I go check on Chirp to see why people were at 23 hour today and not seeing iCarly." said Carly logging on to her account and seeing about 20 videos posted on her timeline each posted from girls with the heading saying 23 hours on it so she click on the first one as the video loaded Sam, Freddie, and Carly were betting about what it was.

"I bet it about a new workout." said Carly

"I bet it about a new machine that cuts weight at a higher level than any other workout machines." said Freddie

"I bet it there was a fight." said Sam finishing up her Fat Cake

Once the video was done loading it showed a girl holding a camera in front of her face with twenty others as well "We are in 23 hours fitness I'm missing the new iCarly today but this is so worth it you want to know why..." the camera moved away from the girl's face to a certain shirtless blond running on a treadmill cover in sweat "...that why he is soooooo hot well that all bye." them the video finished leaving mix reaction to the iCarly crew.

"Why do girls care if there is a guy running in the gym shirtless." ask Freddie looking at the two girls while thinking of going to the gym more often thanks to the video.

"Did you see that he had an 8 pack I'll give anything to touch it." Carly said daydreaming of touch the blond abs.

"Mama Likes." said Sam replaying the video to see the working out blond again.

"Girls snap out of it if we don't do something iCarly could loose fans thank to that blond guy we need to do something." Freddie said snapping them out of it "He's right wait a minute isn't that the new kid from Ms. Briggs class." ask Sam "Yea what his name again Nate no Nick no Narcho no O right its Naruto." said Carly "Well whoever he is we need to talk to him about working out some other time or Icarly could loose lots of female fans." told Freddie causing Carly to gasp and Sam to well do nothing due to her eyes being glued back onto the computer screen of an image of a man wearing a bacon hat "SAM!" yelled her friends causing her to snap back to reality "Yea yea yea talk to Naruto I heard you now let me see some dang bacon hats." the tomboy girl said never taking her eyes off the computer screen.

(23 hours)

Naruto was at the locker getting ready to leave the gym till he sneezed 'Someone must be talking about me or getting sick I hope it's talking not sick I have a fight coming up in two weeks for the belt. Crap it 8:30 better hurry or else mom will kill me.' the blond thought.

End of chapter 1:The New Kid

An: Sam and Freddie never dated in this story and yes Naruto's mom is alive.