Remember that time
By: MysticFantasy
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Disclaimer: (I own no part of this movie or the characters in it.)
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Chapter 1-Virgin sacrifice
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Tony Stark looked at the rest of the Avengers that sat around the living room.
A sudden rain storm had hit the city and was pounding everything with large rain drops. That left the six adults to stay indoors unless their help was needed somewhere. But the chances of that weren't looking good because of the dark clouds that continued to stay in sight.
So it seemed that it was going to be a long boring and lazy afternoon for the world's favorite team of heroes.
Especially thanks to a power outage that left them sitting around the living room with just a fire giving them light and warmth.
"This is so depressing." Clint muttered into the armrest where he sat slouched.
"It's just a rainy day, Clint." Natasha said as she read a book sitting between Steve and Thor. "You'll survive."
"No I won't." the archer replied like a child.
"Then let's try to pass the time." Tony suggested.
"By doing?" Clint urged.
"Let's remember some funny moments in our crazy lives." Tony declared. "Remember that time that Steve got to be a virgin sacrifice?!"
Steve quickly blushed and shot a look of annoyance to the resident billionare.
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"They got Steve!" Natasha shouted. "Tony! You were suppose to keep an eye on him!"
"Excuse me, Miss Widow! I was trying to make sure those creepy alien witch things didn't kill us first!"
"Well now they have him and they're going to be able to take what they need from him!" Clint declared.
"All serious danger aside, I think it's about time that Cap lost his v-card." Tony said.
"This is not the time for snarky remarks, Stark!" Natasha shouted over the com. "Go get Steve!"
Tony quickly began to fly in the direction of where Steve had been taken to. His screen quickly zoomed in and he spotted their captain being strapped down to what looked to be a giant purple colored crystal.
The soldier was putting up a struggle but he was easily out numbered by what looked like little hooded witches.
Despite his strength, it seemed that Steve wasn't able to break out of their grasp. He completely went limp when he was finally tied to the crystal that instantly turned blue in color.
How do we attract these villians? Tony asked himself.
The new villian of the week was a self proclaimed wizard named Almec. He claimed to have a powerful spell that could make the world his. He appeared before the Avengers claiming that he needed a virgin to complete his spell.
The virgin that he wanted to be part of the spell was Steve Rogers himself.
Firing up his repulsor rays, Tony sent beams flying toward the little alien witches scattering. He then landed next to the crystal and went to Steve.
"Cap! Wake up! Wake up!" Tony shouted at the unconscious soldier. "When this is over, we are so getting you laid. To make sure this doesn't happen again and for your own good."
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Clint laughed loudly as he recalled that mission. They had barely been able to get Steve off of the crystal when Almec finished his spell.
Thor managed to knock the self proclaimed wizard into a deep sleep with his hammer and Steve eventually regained consciousness. Still in tact and nothing missing.
"I never had a doubt about you being a virgin Cap but to see you being used a virgin sacrifice just really made it a little more humerous." Clint said.
"I'm glad that all of you can find humor in my beliefs." Steve said.
"You're welcome." Tony said with a smirk. "Although I'm not surprised that you were the one that got caught to be the sacrifice. Speaking of which, we still need to make sure that the sacrifice doesn't happen again."
"Try it and see what happens." Steve warned.