Married To An Okama

Summary: Female Harry! Due to a deal that was made by William T. Spears, Grell has to get married to a woman, before getting his requested vacation time. When Harriet Potter was attacked by dementors, she was saved by Grell and she owed him a life debt. So in order to pay it off, she has to marry Grell Sutcliff. Harriet never knew how tough it was to be married to an okama.

Chapter 1: The Deal and Meeting

Disclaimer: I own nothing of Kuroshitsuji or of Harry Potter. I really wished that I did, but sadly I do not. If I did, then I would not be writing for FF. I also want to thank 'sakurademonalchemist' for being my BETA.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

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In an office of William T. Spears, who is part of the Management ward of the Grim Reaper Dispatch, stood Grell Sutcliff, requesting some vacation time. Grell is a Grim Reaper like William. And to the horror of both demons and other Grim Reapers, he is a flamboyant okama, who tries to get into any guy's pants. Grell has long blood red hair, his eyes are a mixture between neon green and yellow and he wears a pair of glasses, he wears a red vest, a pair of red heels, a red striped bow tie, and a long red coat, and his teeth were sharp and shark like. He often states that he is a woman trapped inside a man's body.

The only person that can stand being around Grell is Ronald Knox, a fellow Grim Reaper with thick wavy brown hair, a pair of black thick framed, pentagonal shaped glasses; he also wears a silver colored watch on his right wrist. His clothes are made up of a stylish black suit, a tie, a pair of black gloves, and a pair of black dress shoes.

And behind the desk that was piled with unfinished paperwork that was caused by Grell's actions and behavior, was William T. Spears, the one Grim Reaper that everyone felt sorry for, since he had to deal with those two. William sat with his hands folded in front of his mouth as he glared at Grell. William's hair was groomed to perfection and he wore a pair of black glasses with a silver rim on the sides of them.

Grell continued to plead with William, trying with all of his might to change his mind, "Please, please let me take some time off. I need some time for myself, so I can relax, get my nails and hair done, and became beautiful…well, become more beautiful than I already am."

Before William could say anything, Ronald spoke up for the first time since entering the office with Grell, "If you give Grell –sempai some time off, it will get him out of your hair for awhile."

That got William thinking, 'If Grell is off on a vacation, it will mean less paperwork for me to finish. But I can't let him just walk out of this office like that. The higher ups will have my head on a silver platter. On the other hand, if he's out of the office for vacation, the other Grim Reapers will not have to deal with him trying to get into their pants, but I can't let him go that easily.'

Suddenly an idea hit him. William leaned back in his chair and said, "I'll make you a deal, Grell. Will you accept this deal no matter what it is, so you can get your vacation?"

Without even thinking it over, Grell agreed, "Of course, I will accept the deal. Anything for a vacation!"

Ronald shook his head as he had the feeling that this will come back to bite Grell in the ass. Behind him, fellow Grim Reapers were waiting with a baited breath, hoping against hope that they won't have to deal with Grell for some time.

William smirked causing a could shiver to go down Grell's spine as William spoke, "I will give you a hundred year vacation, if you marry a real woman from a noble house and I want proof of this marriage and also, Mr. Knox has to witness the marriage itself. I don't care how its done as long as the woman is willing to do it."

"WHAT!? How could you do this to me!? I'm a woman myself that is stuck in a man's body," Grell screamed at William in horror, while Ronald's jaw was on the ground in shock. The rest of the Grim Reapers began plotting the second death of the one and only William T. Spears.

Suddenly, a low ranking reaper came running into the office, yelling, "A report of two dementors currently traveling in Surrey, England near Privet Drive!"

William scowled as he ordered, "Grell, Mr. Knox, go and destroy those things immediately! I swear that those things are worse than demons."

"Yes, sir." Both Grell and Ronald said immediately, before disappearing into thin air.

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In an alleyway…

Harriet Potter couldn't think or do anything as her worst memories continued to assault her as she felt a hand made out of wet slimy bones lifted her off the ground by her neck, cutting off her air supply. Her wand was somewhere in the alley. These dementors were smarter than the ones that she was used to as one of them knocked the wand out of her hand. The freezing cold temperature began to really settle inside her body.

Harriet wondered how this could have happened. The two dementors had caught her as she was coming home from trying to find her cousin, Dudley for her Aunt and Uncle. She knew that her soul was going to be sucked out of her body leaving it as an empty shell and no one was going to save her. If someone did save her, she would marry them. Little did she know, that is exactly what she was going to do.

Suddenly, when the dementor's mouth was a mere few inches from her own mouth, there was a loud roaring noise like a chainsaw heard and someone's cruel laughter and that was when she was roughly thrown against the brick wall. Her glasses already went flying in the opposite direction, so everything was now blurry. But what she could somewhat see was two shiny objects, a red thing or person, another person, and two dementors.

When the silver object that was clearly a chainsaw that was being used, stabbed the dementor. Harriet had to cover her ears as the dementor made a horrible screeching noise. Once, the screeching noise ended, Harriet finally found her glasses, which was just a foot away from her and she put them on, in time to see a huge amount of film erupt from the dementors themselves and the film went into thin black books that the two people were holding in their hands.

The closest of the two was wearing a lot of red clothes and she could barely tell that the person was male with his long blood red hair. He was holding what looked to be like a chainsaw. While the other person, she could safely say is one hundred percent male, was standing on an old fashion lawnmower. How could these two people kill a dementor or two, when she was told that it was an impossible thing to do.

"Well, that takes care of those two horrible things," The red head said happily as he put the little black book away.

"Yes it does, but what I want to know, why they were here in the first place?" the brunette asked curiously.

The red head spotted something that caught his interest, because he bent down and picked it up. It was Harriet's wand.

"Is this a wand, Grell –sempai?" The brunette asked curiously as he took a closer look at it.

Before Grell could say anything, Harriet asked with her hand stretched outward, "May I have my wand back, please?"

Obviously, these two people were magical, so there was no need to hid what she was. She just prayed that they did not work for Moldypants, who likes to play with little children.

Their heads snapped around to her, Grell looked like he was in deep thought as the brunette looked a bit nervous as he kept glancing back at Grell.

Finally, Grell walked up to her and asked, "What is your name, witch?"

"Harriet Potter," She answered in confusion. She was beginning to fell dread of some sort build up inside of her.

"Hmm, are you from a noble family?" Grell asked seriously, while the brunette's eyes widened in understanding.

"Yes," Was the simple answer.

Grell smiled as he looked overjoyed about something. Then he began to speak excitedly, "This is the most wonderful news ever! And since you, Harriet Potter owe a Life Debt, you can pay it off by agreeing to marry me willingly! Ronald, we're going to Vegas for a wedding!"

AN: I hope that you all like this new story. Please review and tell me what you all think of it. Have a nice day, everyone. The BETA version will be posted later.