Alrighty, first story made so I would appreciate if you criticize me gently. Okay, well…not really first story just...never made a story that has more than one chapter so technically it's considered as first story. Since all the stories I have written before were one-shots, I might be suck badly at the whole story thing but I'll try my best.

And... I'm babbling. Right, sorry.

Anyway, I haven't been watching Inuyasha and I faintly remember the plot but I do remember the some of the events and that's all I need to make this story. Since I'm no good with angst or tragedy, despite my personality, this will be a comedy but not pure crack. Romance will be a part to, so there WILL be drama. 'Cause like…what's romance without drama? Even if it's only slight? Sakura's appearance and clothes are in my profile, by the way. Just don't mind the red nose and all, hahahah!

"Sit boy!" –Talking

"Sit boy!" –Thinking/flashback

"Sit boy!" –Inner Saku

"Sit boy!" –Inner demons/demons

HolyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitI'mgonnafuckingdie !holyshitholyshit

Those words replayed over and over in Sakura's mind as she furiously jumped on one tree to another. Her heart hammered insider her chest as she felt the chakras of her attackers grow nearer in nearer. Sakura pumped chakra to her feet even more. Don't get her wrong, she wasn't a coward. If it were any other ORDINARY missing ninjas, she would've stayed and beat the shit out of them. But, unfortunately, they weren't.

They were fucking S-Rank criminals who happen to join an S-rank organization that go by the name Akatsuki.

Uh-huh.

They were anything BUT ordinary.

In the mid of prying to whatever God that was out there for her safety, she duly noted that it was the silver haired's –Hidan she heard, but she really doesn't care about the name of the ninja who is going to literally fucking rip her guts out- fault for groping her butt. It just so happens that she was having a bad day and her ninja instincts kicked in which forced her to punch his face to the ground. It disgusted but delighted her that he moaned in pleasure. Disgusted because who they would moan in pleasure after being hit and delighted because it meant that he enjoyed it and most likely won't wring her neck.

But apparently his partner wasn't so forgiving. It only got worse when he saw her Leaf headband.

"Duck!"

For once, Sakura didn't question her Inner and immediately ducked, just in time as a triple-bladed scythe swung over her head, no doubt trying to slice her head off. Sakura gritted her teeth as she jumped away from the grinning man. Quickly grabbing one of her special kunais, Sakura threw it and didn't wait to see it explode, only to be replaced by a bunch of deadly senbons.

"You're not going anywhere…" Kakuzu said, walking in front of Sakura's line of vision. Sakura glared at him as Hidan walked to the spot beside his partner, his face twisted in one of pure pleasure when he pulled out the senbons that Sakura had to fight off the urge to shiver in disgust.

"Masochist." Sakura, almost unconsciously, thought.

"You did some fucking awesome shit, bitch." Almost instantly, a tick mark appeared on Sakura's forehead and she glared spears at the purple eyed man.

That's right, spears. Daggers are way too overrated anyway.

"Shut your trap, you fucking masochist. I already know I'm fucking awesome," Sakura said, placing her hand on her hip.

"Someone has a big ego." Sakura rolled her eyes at Kakuzu.

"Yeah, so don't make it even bigger, Stitch."

Hidan burst out laughing, his scythe safely strapped on his back while Kakuzu looked a bit irritated at her come back and his new nickname.

"Jashin, do we really have to fucking kill this bitch?!" Hidan said, his eyes shining with amusement.

"I swear, if this asshole calls us bitch one more time so help me God-" Inner was cut off by Sakura throwing five kunais with a paper bombs attached to it. The two Akatsuki members, though surprised by the sudden attack, immediately jumped away. Sakura didn't hesitate to cast her strongest genjutsu on them, effectively making her chakra level drop dangerously low and confusing the Akatsuki pair.

"Run for your fucking life! Run!" Inner screamed.

Sakura didn't need to be told twice.

Sprinting like a madwoman, Sakura could feel the effects of the strong genjutsu starting up but she ignored it, mind set on escaping. Before she could think of something, she narrowed her eyes at something in the middle of a clearing.

What the hell was that? Was that a-

"Is that a fucking WELL?! Why in the world would a well be built in the middle of a forest?! To add onto that, there aren't even villages nearby here!" Sakura nodded in agreement, slightly confused. The well itself looked quite old, looking as if it wasn't used in ages. It resembled a box made out of wood and if there were a lid for it; anyone would've mistaken it for a regular box that was placed in the middle of the forest. There were vines all over it with some already going inside the well but what got Sakura confused was that the wood was shiny. As in, it was as if someone just newly polished it or something. But that was impossible because if someone just newly polished it then obviously they would've taken out the vi-

Sakura's musing was short lived when she felt the Zombie Duo coming from behind her in full speed. That was her strongest one and they got out of it way too easily. Way too easily that it was almost offending to her. And judging by their flaring chakra, she could only guess that they weren't too happy they were tricked by her genjutsu, even if it was just for a short while.

"Holy fuck, holy fuck! I'm really going to fucking die! God damn it, Naruto still owed me money! I swear, he better put that money in my grave or I will haunt him for life!" Sakura thought before a wave of dizziness came over her. Startled by the sudden entrance, Sakura's hand flew to her head and she stumbled.

"Oh my God, Sakura watch out!" Inner yelled out her and Sakura's reflexes immediately caught the kunai headed straight at her. Sakura gulped when she saw the rage painted on Hidan's face and even though Kakuzu's face was covered by a mask, Sakura could tell he was just as pissed, if the killing intent that he currently radiated didn't tell her that already.

"That wasn't very nice, little girl," Kakuzu growled out, effectively making Sakura want to piss right then and there. Screw the fact he just called her little girl! This was a man who could kill her in just mere minutes!

…Okay, maybe not minutes. Maybe hours. Haven knows how stubborn Sakura is with her...full...chakra...

…Yeah, it would only take minutes.

"Yeah, well, groping my butt isn't exactly nice either," Sakura retorted, taking steps back as they came forward. Feeling herself bump into something, Sakura moved her head slightly to see the strangely shining water of the well she saw moments ago. Cursing again for her bad luck, Sakura gripped the vines in frustration.

"Well…got nothing else to lose…" Sakura shrugged, not caring if the Zombie Duo saw it. Hell, she probably won't even care if they thought she was a psycho-path. She had a voice in her mind that talks to her and argues with her. So, in a way, she was.

"Sakura…Sakura, don't you even think about it!" Inner screamed at her in her mind.

"Dude, I'm about to get killed like some insect, might as well make it hard for them."

"Sakura, I doubt it make a difference if you jump into the well. You'll still be slaughtered like a wild pig." Inner said bluntly.

"Let's get this over with. We're already an hour behind our arrival," Kakuzu muttered while Hidan took out his scythe. Sakura gulped, mentally preparing herself.

"Alright. One..."

"Sakura…"

Hidan came closer, his scythe slowly rising.

"Two..."

"Don't you-"

Hidan swung the blade down just as Sakura finished the countdown in her head.

"Three!" And with that, Sakura pushed herself backwards and fell down the well. Sakura closed her eyes as felt herself hit the water.

"She…jumped…" Hidan whispered, surprised as he heard the splash.

"You piece of-! Son of a-! Shit! I can't believe you actually did that!" Sakura just grinned lazily, opening her eyes to see blurry image the silver hair of Hidan before a bright forced her to shut her eyes.

"There is no way in hell am I swimming back up...so this is probably the end," Sakura thought sadly, her eyes still closed, "it's better than getting killed by those two…Actually, on second thought, 'Sakura Haruno. Cause of death: drowned in a well' sounds a lot more cowardly then getting ki-Off!" Sakura grunted when she felt her back connect with the ground. None too gently might she add.

"...why don't I feel any water trying to drown my lungs?" Inner suddenly asked. Cracking one eye open, Sakura saw the stoned walls of the well, but strangely, without water. It was pure dry. In fact…her clothes and bag weren't wet either. Which is weird since she could have sworn she felt herself falling into the water. She even heard the splash. Slowly opening her other eyes, Sakura sat up to a sitting position. Feeling a bit of her energy coming back, Sakura leaned on the wall for help and shakily stood up.

"Hello!? Anyone there!?" Sakura cried out. Sakura sighed when she heard no response. She didn't expect there to be anyway.

"First things first…I have to get out of here," Sakura mumbled. Since she didn't want to waste chakra on something as useless as climbing out of a well, she used the vines to help her climb up.

"Epp!" Sakura squeaked when one of the vines snapped but quickly grabbed another before she can fall. Not wanting to waste any more snapping and time, Sakura climbed up as fast as possible without actually letting a vine snap.

"…So, exactly where in Hell are we? Sure doesn't look like Satan's throne…or prison." Sakura ignored her Inner and observed her surroundings. This was definitely not the forest she was in. For one, the forest here looked brighter and they were birds chirping. She was pretty damn sure it was dead silent when the two Akatsuki members were chasing her. Second, it looked like it was morning, around ten or nine and she faintly remembered leaving her mission location at three. So, it was either she was being chased until morning, which she highly doubts, or…

She was transported to a different time.

…Hmm, the former sounds more logical and less stupid.

Being chased until morning it is.

"Why don't you look around first? We might come across a village. They might be able to give us directions to Konoha." Inner said. Sakura nodded before silently walking inside the forest. After a few minutes of walking, she raised her eyebrow at a particularly large tree. Though it wasn't as big as the trees she saw at the Fire country, it stood out greatly among all the other shorter ones. And it had this…aura around it. Almost like it was…what's the word…

"Sacred?" Inner suggested.

Yeah, that's it. Sacred.

She stared at the tree warily. Sacred or not, she still didn't know where she was, so she deemed everything suspicious. Yes, even a tree is suspicious to her. Sakura's head snapped to the side when she felt a slight shift in the air. Closing her eyes in concentration, Sakura tried to pin point where the energy is coming from.

"There…" Sakura thought, walking towards the place where the energy was at its strongest. Hiding behind a tree, Sakura's eyes widen at the scene before her. There was a bleeding teenage girl…getting eaten by an ugly looking thing. Glancing to the side, she saw another girl crying as she too stared at…it.

"No, Misaki! No…no…" the girl screamed before breaking down to sobs.

"Ha..ru…ka…" Misaki –the one whose arm is ripped off- whispered and after one last breath, her eyes glazed over and she stopped breathing.

"MISAKI!" Sakura snatched a rock from the ground and chucked at it at the beast when it turned to Haruka, who looked startled in the same time relieved at the pebble.

"Okay…maybe that wasn't a very good idea…" Sakura muttered, staring at the beast that now had its attention on her. Quickly grabbing more rocks, Sakura jumped in the air as it swung a claw at her. Doing a front-flip, Sakura landed safely on the ground but quickly turned around to throw a rock at it, chakra infused. Sakura smirked slightly when the rock manage to slice it's hand off. Who knew rocks could be a dangerous weapon with the right throw and chakra control?

"Who…are you?" Sakura ignored the question and gaped as the thing's hand suddenly shook and flew to the beast, attaching itself back.

"What in the fuck?!" Inner screamed in disbelief. Sakura tensed before quickly turning around to carry the girl and jumping out of the claw's way. Placing the girl done gently, Sakura glanced at the beast. One strike is enough for her to know that no matter where she hits it will only regenerate. If it has such power, then there is obviously a weakness behind it. Sakura once again grabbed a stone and threw it at the beast, aiming for the heart. When it only pass through, Sakura threw another one, this time at it's forehead. Again, it did not affect. Sakura was just about to pummel the thing to the ground when she noticed it. A faint shine in the middle of it's stomach. Sakura also noticed that it's chakra seems to be focused in that spot. Narrowing her eyes at the spot, Sakura front-flipped over the beast and threw her last rock as hard as she can. When she landed with her back turned away from the beast, a bright light –similar to the one the forced her to cover her eyes- shown behind her and she twirled around just in time for the beast to scream – a very disturbing sound, might she add- and blow up. Sakura paid no mind of the blood that splattered on her clothes and walked towards the beast. Bending down, Sakura picked up a small pink shard and examined it.

"Weird...it has quite a large amount of chakra trapped inside it. And judging by how the edges look, it seems like it was shattered. So maybe its a piece of the original? So there are more of this powerful shards?"

"Misaki! No, no! I'm so sorry!"

The voice of the girl seemed to snap Sakura out of her thinking and it suddenly dawned to her what just happened. Looking at the body parts of the beast then to the crying girl, Sakura groaned out loud.

"Just where in the world am I!?"