Well herro there~ How are you? So, I'm assuming that many of you guys came here from my other fanfiction... Well, here it is! Don't got much to say... OTHER THAN ENJOY THIS FIRST CHAPTER OF BEING A MATCHMAKER SUCKS! :D

Disclaimer: Own, I do not.

LEN POV

"LenKins, time to wake up~"

"Nnngh..."

"Leeennn~"

"Noooooo..."

"Lenny, RinRin-chan is here~"

"Tell her to leave without me..."

"LEN, GET THE HELL OUT OF BED OR I'M GOING TO BEAT THE LIVING BANANA CRAP OUT OF YOU!" Rin's voice rang out from the kitchen downstairs.

I shot straight out of bed, knowing all too well that my best friend was not kidding. My mother was standing at the doorway, hands over her chest and smirking at me widely. I rose a blonde eyebrow in her direction and asked, "You need something?"

She wiggled her eyebrows at me suggestively before saying, "Oh, so you answer to Rin's instructions, and not your own mother's? What does that tell me, hm?"

I facepalmed while pulling on my uniform (which didn't work too well) and rolled my eyes at her. "Mom, we're not like that. We're just really close friends, that's all."

At that moment, my sister IA strolled by and said nonchalantly, "Cough, FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS, cough."

I felt heat rise to my face as I opened my mouth to protest, but both my mother and IA were already downstairs, getting a quick breakfast. I grit my teeth and pulled on the rest of my uniform: White collared shirt, black blazer, a tie, and black trousers. I went in to the bathroom and pulled my shoulder length blonde hair into a messy ponytail. I brushed my teeth and washed my face before heading downstairs to get something to eat.

Sitting at the kitchen table was my best friend Haine Rin, wolfing down a piece of toast. IA was standing behind her, brushing her hair, as my sister was obsessed with Rin's hair, calling it "oh-so-very-soft." My mother, SeeU Kagamine, was just setting my toast on the table and asking Rin tons of questions. My mom has this odd obsession with Rin, and is always overjoyed when Rin comes over (which is literally every morning and afternoon).

I sat down at the table and munched on my toast, still trying to clear the sleep out of my eyes. "Mornin Sleeping Beauty~" Rin teased, noticing my presence.

"Shut up." I whined childishly before mercilessly downing my glass of orange juice.

IA finished up her job by tying Rin's signature big white bow on the top of her head. Rin smiled and thanked IA before turning back to me with a playful smile on her features. "Wake up on the wrong side of the bed, hun?" she asked, taking her plate up to the sink and handing it to Mom.

"I said shut upppp..." I whined again before shoving the rest of my toast into my mouth.

She grinned like the Cheshire cat before ruffling my bangs playfully and saying, "Definitely feelin' the love over here, babe~"

I rolled my eyes before fixing her crooked bow for her and picking up my plate to hand it to Mom. "We're heading off, Mom," I told her as I picked up my bag and slung it over my shoulder.

"Yep! Love ya! You too Rinny~ Come again~" Mom said before popping her own toast out of the toaster.

Rin giggled cutely and said, "Will do Mrs. Kagamine."

"Rinny! I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME MOMMY." my mother flailed her arms around dramatically, almost knocking off those black neko ears she always wears (Don't. Ask.).

"Yes Mommy!" Rin grinned before taking my hand and pulling me out of the house and out into the fresh fall air.

It was early October, and the leaves were dropping like flies. The ground was littered with orange and red colored leaves, and the road was hardly distinguishable from the grass. I glanced in Rin's direction, whom was smiling while looking at the leaves, most likely enjoying the orange ones, her favorite color.

Rin has been my best friend for years. It had all started in Kindergarten, when she slapped me because she wanted to be the baby when a group of kids were playing house (*). After that, we just followed each other around, as we were fascinated with each other for some odd reason. As our friendship grew, people began to confuse us for twin brother and sister. When we got even older, people either called us twins or a couple. We liked being together, and we had a lot of things in common, like our looks, our voices, our birthdays, etc.

We're 16 now, going on 17, and we're still best friends. We're close, even closer than I am with most of my guy friends, and her with her girl friends. We have our fights sometimes, but they're usually stupid, and we make up almost right away. We stand up for each other, I would beat the living shit out of anyone who tries to harm Rin, and vice versa. We look out for each other. And I wouldn't want anything to change that.

When we arrived at school, we marched straight up to the library, our usual meeting place with our friends. The minute Rin and I walked in to the room, a petite rush of green tackled us both to the ground. "Gumi... Get... Offfff..." Rin whined, trying to push off the green haired girl (who was much heavier than she looked).

"Rin-channnnn! I haven't seen you in foreeeeeverrrrrr~" Gumi whined while standing and helping us up.

Here we go again...

"Gumi, I saw you yesterday." Rin groaned, putting her hands on Gumi's small shoulders.

Gumi sniffed dramatically and gave Rin the puppy eyes. Rin sighed and gave a weak smile as she ruffled the girl's hair. Suddenly, two arms wrapped around the blonde's slender, sexy- NO, BAD LEN- waist. Was it a creepy perv? Nope, just Miku (if it was one of the male species... they may just not have seen the light of day again).

"Mornin love~" Miku cooed into Rin's ear.

Rin turned around and wrapped her arms around Miku's neck. "Good morning darling ~" she purred while putting on a kissy face.

The two stared at each other for a moment before bursting into laughter. Ever since Rin and Miku rented some American movie, Pitch Perfect, and they had heard the line "Lesbihonest", they pretended to be lesbians at times. The boys would drool, and the girls would all give them "WTF" looks, but if they noticed, Rin and Miku didn't seem to care.

Aside from me, Miku is Rin's best friends. They had become friends when Rin and I had entered elementary school, when Rin had been fascinated with Miku's long, teal hair, and Miku was infatuated with Rin's big white bow. They had become fast friends, and Rin would go to Miku when I couldn't help her with... well, you know, lady issues. Rin and I still were very close though. It was strange, really, how tight of a bond we had with each other. Though, I wouldn't have it any other way.

After Rin and Miku stopped laughing, Luka peeked out from behind the bookshelves, smiling as came out from behind the shelf and over to our group. "Happy Thursday~" she said as she tucked a pink strand of hair behind her ear.

Miku and Rin grinned as Gumi pumped her fist in the air as she jumped up and down, almost shouting, "THE WEEKEND IS COMIN~ WHOOP WHOOP, ELECTRIC IN DA AIRRRR~"

"OHHHHHH LUKA-SAMAAAA~~~~" an all too familiar voice called out from behind us, making Luka pale almost immediately.

I turned around to see the eggplant idiot, otherwise known as Gakupo, skip (I mean, he legit SKIPPED, into the room) through the doors of the library, heading straight toward Luka, who looked like she could drop dead at any moment. "LUKA~ I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING~" Gakupo practically shouted into the poor said girl's ear.

"W-What?!" she asked, a pink color tinting her cheeks from the close proximity of the purple haired moron.

"YOU SMELL LIKE FLOWERS~ AND TUNA~ FLOWERS AND TUNA~"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"... Um."

"Gaku-kun, you need to think of something better." Gumi spoke up, tapping her chin, deep in thought.

"E-EH?! YOU'RE ENCOURAGING HIM?!" Luka shouted and flailed her arms around.

"Yessir."

"I'M A LADY."

"A VERY BEAUTIFUL ONE AT THAT, MY DEAR LUKA-SAMA-" Gakupo cut in, reaching out to stroke Luka's hair affectionately.

"S-Shut up." Luka mumbled, blushing as she slapped Gaku's hand away.

I swear... My friends... I need to get my priorities straight...

"Did I miss anything?" Mikuo asked as he strolled into the library, his hands in his pockets casually.

I automatically glanced in Rin's direction, whom now was blushing like an idiot. I felt a pang in my chest, though I didn't know why. That had been happening a lot lately...

Mikuo is Rin's longtime crush of 5 years, ever since he transferred to our school when we were 11. It bothered me for some reason, whenever she talked about him or blushed when he was around. I didn't understand it. I don't like it when I don't understand things.

"Morning Mikuo!" Gumi smiled at him, being her normal flirty self, even though we all knew she didn't like him. No matter how much she denied it, we all knew she had a MAJOR crush on Gumiya, her next door neighbor.

"Morning." he grinned, flashing a grin in Rin and my direction, which made Rin turn into a living tomato. Erg.

At that moment, the bell rang, signalling us all late for class. "CRAAAAPPPPP!" Rin and I both shouted, yet our friends didn't seem to mind that we were all late to class. Again.

I sighed before grabbing Rin's small hand in my larger one and running to class.

When we ran into the room and took our seats, I could feel Yowane Sensei's glaring into my back. I cursed under my breath before opening my textbook and basically hiding under it. "Haine-san and Kagamine-san, I would deeply appreciate it if you two could come to class on time for once..." Our white haired Sensei growled before grumpily back to the blackboard.

Somebody accidently drank decaf this morning...

Don't get me wrong, Yowane Sensei isn't cruel or anything of that nature. She's actually Rin and I's favorite teacher. She just can be a grump when:

She's hungover. (Which isn't rare)

Her husband gave her decaf instead of regular coffee.

Rin and I are late to class. (Which is often.)

I opened my notebook to start writing notes when a flying eraser hit me on the side of my head. I whipped my head in Rin's direction whom was already lining up to hit me with another eraser, most likely to try to get my attention. Before she landed another shot at my precious face, I gave her a look that told her she had my attention.

She wrote something down on a piece of notebook paper and folded it into a tiny paper football. She then flicked it in my direction, a perfect shot. I almost caught it, yet it slipped through my fingers as I fumbled around to catch it like an idiot.

Rin gave me a look that clearly said, Nice job, Butterfingers.

Thanks Rin, love you too.

I unfolded the paper football slowly, careful not to make too much crinkling paper noises. There, in Rin's girly looking handwriting, the note read,

"Share History notes with me, yeah? :D"

I glanced in her direction, in which she was staring back with those bright blue puppy dog eyes of hers. I scribbled one word on the note before folding the paper back to its original shape and throwing it back in Rin's direction. Despite my weak throw, she whipped her arm out quickly and caught it, retracting her arm just as quickly. She unfolded the paper without a sound, and her nose scrunched up cutely when she read my reply.

Nope.

She glared in my direction before quickly writing a reply and flicking the paper back to me.

Lennnnn~ Pwease? D:

I glanced at her and gave her my best Are You Fire Trucking Kidding Me? look. She made a pout that almost made me nosebleed, and I tore myself away from her gaze to write a reply.

What part of "Nope" do you not get? And can't you do it yourself?

She looked at me with despair before replying:

D:

With a deep sigh of defeat, I replied:

Baby. Erg. Fine, whatever, you can copy me at lunch or something... Don't let it happen again!

After receiving the note and reading it, Rin did a discreet little happy dance in her seat as I rolled my eyes and turned back to Yowane Sensei and caught up on notes. It wasn't too long before an orange shaped eraser hit me on the side of the head again. I turned not to long before the paper football hit me straight in the nose. I glared at Rin, who was giggling as I rubbed my nose and opened the note.

Hey... Could I ask you something after lunch? Privately please.

I gave her a look of confusion after reading the note. She smiled slightly, with a cute pink blush spreading over her cheeks. I cautiously nodded yes, and she gave me a real smile before mouthing a "Thank you." and turning back to the board.

I wonder what she wants to ask? And why does she want to be alone...? I wondered to myself.

A paper football hit me in the head yet again, and I glared at Rin fiercely. She nodded to the note, smirking.

Just ignore this note. I just wanted to get you to stop staring at Yowane Sensei's boobs.

I blushed.

Soon enough, it was time for lunch. Rin and I escaped to the roof, where we usually eat with Gumi, Luka, Miku, Mikuo, and sometimes Gakupo and Gumiya (to stalk Luka and Gumi). When we arrived, I suddenly remembered I had forgotten my bento at home. "Daaaammmmmiiiiittttt..." I groaned as I pushed open the door and held it open for Rin.

"Teehee~ Len, you sound weird when you swear~" Rin giggled stepping through the door backwards, facing me, "What'd ya do this time? Stare at Yowane Sensei's boobies too long and get in trouble~?"

I felt heat rise to my face as we made our way to our spot. "Shut up... I was just zoning out and my gaze just happened to land on Yowane Sensei's boobs..." I grumbled, "Anyway, I forgot my bento at home. Share?"

Rin tapped her chin and smirked. "Fine, but only if you give me history notes for the next month."

I groaned in response, and she took it as a yes as we sat down against the wall and opened her bento. Secretly, I was actually excited about sharing Rin's bento. She. Makes. The. Best. Bentos. EVER.

As soon as I caught a whiff of her bento, my mouth started to water. Today she had cooked bite sized chikiteri, an egg tamagoyaki, and a gomashio cookie. Overall, another fire truckin' delicious bento from Rin. "Itadakimasu!" Rin said before popping a bite sized chikiteri into her mouth.

She passed me the chopsticks to me after eating two chikiteri. I gladly accepted and took a chikiteri and popped it into my mouth. Only after I swallowed the asshole in my mind spoke up.

Hehe, Len, you just shared an indirect kiss with Rin~

I felt my cheeks turn a deep shade of red at the thought

Shut up.

Heheh, Rin and Len, sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then hot steamy se-

I SAID SHUT UP! PLUS, THEY NEVER SAID HOT STEAMY SEX IN THE REAL SONG!

Yeah, I know, it's the Rin X Len edited version.

FML.

You want Rin to.

OH MY FU-

"Len?" Rin asked, fortunately snapping me out of my awkward conversation with my asshole of a conscience.

"Y-Yeah?" I asked, trying to calm myself down.

"Your face is really red." She noted, taking a bite of her egg tomagoyaki.

"I-I'm fine, eheheh..." I said lamely, denying her chopsticks when she tried to pass them to me.

"LUNCHTIMEEEEE~" Gumi squealed as she and the rest of our friends burst through door to the roof. Gumiya and Gakupo had decided to leave us alone today, much to Luka's relief and Gumi's disappointment. We all sat in a circle, Gumi next to Luka, Luka next to Miku, Miku next to Rin, Rin next to Rin, and me next to Mikuo. "Aww, Rin! Len!" Miku squealed.

Here we go...

"Huh?" Rin asked, finishing off her tomagoyaki.

Miku flipped one of her teal locks behind her shoulder and clasped her hands in front of her chest, looking off into the distance.

... or something.

"You and Len, sharing a bento!" Miku sighed, with stars in her eyes, as if we were in an anime or something.

It took Rin and I both a second to understand what Miku was implying. I felt heat rise up to my face as I protested, "M-Miku, it's not like that, geez..."

Rin nodded her head quickly in agreement, a little red in the face as well. Miku elbowed Rin with a suggestive smirk on her face, saying sarcastically, "Suuuuure it's noooot~"

The rest of the lunch went by normally, with us talking about stupid stuff, or make fun of each other playfully. Even though I may find my friends just the slightest bit odd sometimes, I really miss days like these when we all grow up.

Luka glanced at her watch and sighed, before packing up her things. "5 minutes until class starts again..." she grumbled.

The rest of us groaned in agreement before packing our stuff up as well. We slowly dispersed, though just as I was about to walk through the roof doors, Rin pulled at my collar and pulled me back onto the roof. "Tsk, tsk, LenLen, did we already forget about our little talk we arranged?" she teased.

"Psh, no, of course not!"

Hell yes.

Rin eyed me suspiciously before crossing her arms over her chest (or lack of. Hehe- OW, RIN THAT HURT.) "Anyway, I need to ask you something important..." she mumbled, that pretty pink color tinting her cheeks once more.

I nodded for her to go on, even though my heart was hammering against my chest for some odd reason. She sighed and continued, "Well, you know how you're the school's number one matchmaker, right?"

I nodded, remembering how every passing period, girls would beg me to set them up with their crushes. It was fun sometimes, but troublesome at times.

"Well... I was wondering... If you," her blush increased, "could s-set me up w-with M-Mikuo?"

Set Rin up with Mikuo? Seems easy enou-

Wait, WHAT?!

Why did my heart just drop...?

"S-Sure!" I blurted before giving my conscience a chance to change my mind.

"R-Really?!" Rin asked, her bright blue eyes wide and excited.

"S-sure, no problem..." I said, scratching the back of my neck.

Without warning, Rin launched herself at me and hugged me tight. "Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU LENNY!" she squealed, hugging me even tighter.

I felt heat rising up to my cheeks and a spark ignite in my chest. That strange tingling feeling spread throughout my body again, as I finally wrapped my arms around her as well, hugging her just as tight.

Though, why was I so disappointed when she pulled away?

YES! First chapter done! So, what did you guys think? Are things moving too fast? Or, are they moving too slow? I really want to continue this story, so I really want your guys' opinions! I will warn you, my updates can either be really fast, or REALLY slow. But I promise to try my best!

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