Pretty Fly For a Hussie, a homestuck fanfic

Pretty fly for a white guy – Pretty fly for a Hussie

Give it to me Strider, uh huh, uh huh

And all the fangirls say I'm pretty fly for a Hussie

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You know it's kind of hard just to be a troll today

Our subjects super cool, but he knows this anyway

He may not have shades but he sure does have style

He kills his characters, but he's famous anyway

So please don't hate, play it straight

You know you really want to read it anyway

Gonna play the field, and keep it real

For you to cosplay, for you to cosplay

So if you don't break, just overcompensate

At least you know you can always troll them anyway

The world loves the Striders

Hey, hey do that trolling thing

Give it to me Strider, uh huh, uh huh

And all the fangirls say I'm pretty fly for a Hussie

He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice

But they didn't have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice

Now crushing in his pinto he see's homies as he pass

But if they looks twice he's gonna kick their lily ass

So please don't hate, say it straight

You know you really want to read it anyway

Gonna play the field, and keep it real

For you to cosplay, for you to cosplay

The world loves the Striders

Hey, hey do the trolling thing

Now he's getting a tattoo yeah, he's getting inked on

He asks for a Virgo, but they drew a Scorpio

Fans say his abs are so hard and he is so hip

But in his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trick

Give it to me Strider, uh huh, uh huh

And all the fangirls say I'm pretty fly for a Hussie

Aeries Taros Leo Virgo Pisces Pisces Libra

So please don't hate, play it straight

You know you really want to read it anyway

So if you don't break, just overcompensate

At least you know you can always troll them anyway

The world loves the Striders

Let's get some more Striders

Hey, hey do the trolling thing.