Because yes, I need to write more stories, including those of the LOL variety...

For those of you who haven't read my other fics entitled 'LOL' (Zelda and FF XII), this will be a collection of jokes from the game. This is what happens when my brother and I play video games together.

No, it's not meant to be taken seriously, so don't read if you have no sense of humor. Also no, these won't be in order.

Now, onward to fic! (And no, I don't own anything seen in this story. But that's a secret, so don't tell anyone...)

Kaipo, the oasis in the middle of the desert, was a sight for sore eyes and just what Cecil had needed to find. After all, the little girl from Mist hadn't woken up and he didn't want to run into any monsters while carrying her around. She clearly needed to rest, so an inn was exactly what they needed.

Cecil stopped someone on the street, "I'm traveling and I need-"

"Anna ran off with a bard!" she informed him.

Cecil was confused, "Who the heck is Anna?"

The person had already gone on their way, leaving him confused before he turned to the next person, "Hey, can you tell me-"

"You can only get a SandRuby from an antilion!" he said cheerfully as he walked by.

Cecil glared at him, "Great, if I ever need a SandRuby…"

The next person didn't even look at him as she recited, "There's an underground waterway but it's blocked by a monster right now."

"I don't care about a waterway or a SandRuby or some chick named Anna," Cecil fumed aloud, "I just want to know where the inn is!"

He grumbled as he stomped further into the city, "Is it so hard to answer peoples questions around here?"

Author's Note: My brother and I always have a joke when playing an RPG that we say out loud, as if the character is asking, something simple like "Where's the inn" and then we talk to someone and their answer is, of course, inane and not relevent. And while all games do this, THIS game, in THIS town, seemed worse.

Seriously, they talk about Anna like your supposed to know who the heck she is already...