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Rated: M

It was like a dream come true.

Holland watched with predatory-like eyes from the kitchen table and tried his damnedest to keep his expression akin to something like boredom.

To most other male nations or even humans, it probably would be a boring scene, but he wasn't at all like the other nations when it came to taste.

"Mmm," He heard Belgium say and he could practically see her licking her lips, "How much maple syrup do you want?" She asked and he definitely could see her finally make her move by stepping so much closer to Canada until their sides almost touched.

He could care less about Belgium, but having Canada so close and in his kitchen where he could already imagine just throwing her on the counter and–

"Oh~ look at that!" He was broken out of his fantasy when he heard Belgium's unapologetic voice and he glanced up to see her deliberately smearing maple syrup over Canada's face. His eyes widened when she gently traced Canada's lips with her fingers and the latter was squeaking and blushing adorably, "I got some maple syrup on you!"

'Fuck, this is hot.' Okay, maybe he was glad it was Belgium who was with Canada, mostly because his sister wasn't the most endowed female nation out there and having big breasts would just ruin his whole fantasy.

(Canada was an exception to his preference of flat chests because she was just that special to him).

"Here, let me get that for you, Madeleine~" Belgium sang, leaning over to snag Canada's lips with her own, but not before throwing him a victorious look that had him instantly jumping up from his chair.

He watched them kiss for a moment (or rather Belgium doing most of the work because dear Canada was just too embarrassed and shocked to respond), feeling quite aroused as he practically felt his blood pool south.

"L-Lars!?" Canada gasped as Belgium broke away when he wrapped his arms around them both, pulling them in close to his much taller body. He ignored Belgium's annoyed glare and gave her a lazy smirk, "What... what are you doing?" Her flush only deepened with his answer and he gave her a suggestive wink in return.

"Just going to take care of my girls."