1.) Give all his fan-girls you can find invitations to a slumber party at his house. When they come running in screaming into his house, lock the doors. Then run like no tomorrow.

'You are cordially invited to a slumber party at Sasuke Uchiha's house!' I ran into the Sasuke fan club meeting and dumped the invitations on the load of fangirls. It took about 0.5 of a second to have massive nosebleeds and start racing off towards Sasuke's house. Damn, fangirls are fast!

I barely reached his house before I could see the writhing mass of fans pushing their way down the street, "Quick, Sasuke! Lock the doors! Bar the windows! Get the survival gear and hide!" I screamed, running around, hysterically locking all the doors and windows.

Sasuke gave me a WTF look.

"FANGIRLS!"

The door was creaking under the weight of 9000 teens trying to claw their way into Sasuke's house and the sounds of squeeling didn't stop all night. From my hiding place under Sasuke's kitchen table, I finally decide that, "This was a really bad idea..."

2.) Find all the Sasu/Naru or Sasu/Saku pictures you can find, and hang them[With super glue, Stronger than him] on every wall in his house.

I cautiously peeped around Sasuke's house, 'Oh... he's not home... he's out training I guess...' I tapped my chin, "hmm... PLAN B COMMENCE!" I shouted at the top of my lungs, "TO THE INTERWEB!"

At some point later in the day~

Sasuke walked in his front door and froze in his tracks, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?"

I momentarily ceased gluing of a Sasu/Naru picture to his wall, "I'm redecorating!" I said, trying to look cute- but I can't really do that so I probably just looked evil.

"TAKE THEM DOWN!"

"No!"

"NOW!"

"Nooooooo!" I started whining like a little kid, "if you think this is bad..." I rubbed the back of my neck, "you might not be ecstatic about your new bedroom design..."

3.) Write him love letters constantly for the next 4 months, Then say at the end of the last letter you sent: " -Love, Itachi "

Sasuke took the mail inside and saw one particularly pink flowery letter, for lack of anything better to do, he opened it and started reading...

Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.

Sasuke cocked his eyebrow and through the letter in the garbage, hiding the slight pink in his cheeks.

A FEW DAYS LATER~

Sasuke opened the door and found nobody, he was about to close the door again, when he saw another pink letter sitting neatly on his mat. Sasuke sighed and picked it up to read:

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb katana, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all

He scrunched the letter up and threw it at the wall, "What the fuck was that?!" his face was undoubtedly red.

Over the course of 4 months!

Last night i sent an angel to watch over you while you were sleeping. It came back early and i asked the angel, "why?" The angel replied, "Angels don't watch other angels."

It's funny how big of an impact you have on me. It's like when I see you, you don't even have to speak...all you have to do is look at me, and it can make my day, and then that's how I remember my reasons for loving you

If a star fell each time I thought about you then the moon would truly realize how loneliness is really like

It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.

Sasuke continued to recieve strange letters like these and many more over the course of 4 months and the worst part was- he was looking forward to them (GASP).

Exactly 16 weeks later, another letter as sent to Sasuke. He snatched it up and ran upstairs to his bedroom, to hide under a blanket so nobody would see him reading this letter:

I spent last night dreaming of your eyes

But your hair kept getting in the way

Your lips dropped in to tell me how you'd been

But when I tried to kiss them

My pillow told me I missed them

Your voice dropped by and sang a lullaby

And it was then I knew just what to do

I'd fall asleep and then

I'd dream of you again...

Love Itachi 3

And Sasuke fell over dead.

4.) Everytime you see him, Squeal/glomp him and say: "Oh, Sasuke-kun~...I really enjoyed the time we had last night at your house."

I ran up to Sasuke, he was in the middle of a conversation with Sakura... perfect setting! I thought, "SASUKE-KUN!" I cried and glomped him.

"What the- you again!?" he fumed.

I made myself giggle really high and girly- we'll pretend I can do that...- and said, "Oh, Sasuke-kun, I really enjoyed the time we had last night at your place..."

Sakura made a face and Sasuke's face immediately turned red.

"I hope we can do it again sometime!" I said happily and skipped away, hoping Sasuke wouldn't be following and killing me after this.

5.) Destroy Sasuke's room, Then blame it on his fan-girls.

Sasuke opened his bedroom door and saw that his room was completely totaled, "... What happened in here?!" he glared at me, who was causally sitting on the room floor.

"WHAAAAAT?" I said shocked, "you think it was me?! I'm so hurt that you would think that!" I crossed my arms and humphed.

"Of course I think it was you!" he shouted, "you're the one who keeps torturing me!"

I shook my head, "Nuh-uh! Not my fault!" I started eating Nutella, "blame the fangirls! They raided here while you were out, it definitely was not me!"

What do you think? I got bored and found this list online so I'm making this fanfiction ^^ I don't own the "ways to annoy Sasuke" but I own the rest of the stuff... not the characters and I didn't write he sappy lovey dovey stuff either... -_- just read the rest of these...

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