DISCLAIMER: Like always… I DO NOT OWN GINTAMA! It's the real property of a certain gorilla!

Title: Never accept gifts from someone you hate, even if that present was really yours to begin with

NOTE: too OOC… Grammatical errors… lame jokes… typo errors…

Kagura blinked her eyes, can't believe on what she was currently seeing.

"Am I dreaming-aru? Is this… is this true? Is this sukonbu land"

She turned her head for over 180° degrees, and could only see those red boxes and that black strips of pickled seaweed, scattered all over the place. She ran and ran… going nearer and nearer to that sour treat, and when she was about to reach a piece of that swe- sour temptation…

"Imouto! Rise and shine! It's already morning, ya'll gonna be late for school." Kamui jumped on her bed and hugged her tight.

Ranging from anger 'cause her wonderful dream was destroyed by her idiotic brother, she let out a full-of-hatred scream as she tried shrugging him off her. "Shut the fuck up BAKAMUI! Get out of my sight!"

Kamui sat up straight and let out a (cute) pout. "But imouto, I just did my duty as yer older brother, yes? I mean, you don't want to be late for school, right?"

Kagura let out a sigh, putting her hands on her waist while sitting and facing him, "First thing's first ya stupid idiot."

"Ouch~" Kamui mumbled.

"I had been reminding this to you for the past four days already but…. IT'S ALREADY SUMMER YA SHIT HEAD! SCHOOL'S FREAKING CLOSE AND THOSE LAZY-SUPPOSED-TO-BE-GREAT-MODEL-TEACHERS ARE NOW HAVING THEIR SWEET VACATION!" Kagura blurted out in one breath.

*insert Ginpachi-sensei sneezing*

"Oh, I forgot about that my dear sister."

She just ignored her brother's usual reply and proceeded in her second business. "And nii-chan, how many times do I need to tell ya that you shouldn't be barging in my room anytime you want-aru. Let me have my privacy."

Kamui hugged her like he had heard nothing, "But, but, don't we sleep together in the past? I actually miss it so much, I had that habit of sneaking in your room, staring at your angelic face."

"You… you WHAT?! You creep! Stay away from me pervert!"

"No. I. Won't."

"I will now change clothes. Now go out!"

"Then change now. I could even help-" but before Kamui could continue, Kagura had punched him on the face really hard.

"Enough with yer sexual harassment-aru. Go now and prepare my breakfast-aru."

"With pleasure, my lovely princess." Kamui stood up kissing her forehead and onto the door.

"It's queen." Kagura corrected, wiping her forehead.

"Pardon me my majesty."

Though she was planning on continuing her sleep, hoping that her dream would continue on where she had left it, but then again she was already wide awake. All thanks to her thick-headed brother.

"Oh well…" she stood up, and started changing her clothes from her pajama to her usual Chinese styled blouse and pairing it with a cute skirt. After fixing herself up, she went straight towards the dining room, where her brother and breakfast was already waiting for her.

"Cute as ever my imouto. No matter what clothes you wear, sure is looking good at you, yes?"

"Well of course I am-aru."

"But then again, how 'bout try being naked-" a fork almost stabbed at him if he didn't caught it in time.

"Quit it."

"Hai~ ^_^ "

So, with that short conversation, the two of them stared at each other and with the count of….

THREE…

TWO…

ONE….

"ITADAKIMASU!" they had rapidly grabbed the bowl of rice, eating all the dishes in front of them like there is no tomorrow. For people who doesn't know them well and would see Kagura and Kamui eating, one would have that certain thought of them having a competition, contest or whatsoever… well, it's not like they are entirely wrong with that, because in the Yato household every day is like a battle towards meal…

No one would be brave or stupid enough to go reckless and disturb these two beasts in eating… no one except…

"Yo two glutton Chinas who are eating as if it's the end of the world… be careful not to catch constipation. It's kinda gives a turn off feeling, especially if a girl or a lady would get it. Oh wait, now that I think about it, there's no girl nor lady in here. Just two dead-hungry beasts." A deadpanned tone welcomed, catching the attention of the two Yatos.

"Die fucking sadist! Don't go entering other people's houses without permission, that's called trespassing-aru." Kagura retorted back, throwing a bread knife at him.

The lad with crimson red eyes just easily dodged it like it was nothing and answered, "Well, it's not my fault that the door was left unlocked. I knocked and called for your information, but I got no reply. Seeing you having your breakfast, no wonder."

"Anyways Sadist-kun~ what brings you here early mornig? Visiting imouto?" Kamui joked, but still hoping what he said was wrong.

"Well, something like that siscon-san~"

"Please don't call me some creepy nicknames sadist-kun. I am no siscon, I just love my sister from the bottom of my heart, to the point where I am stalking her."

"That's the description of a siscon, Bakamui. Really… why did I had such a creepy brother like"

"Imouto~ " *pouts*

"See, even your /ugly/ sister hates you for being such a sick, twisted and creepy brother." Sougo added.

"Who the hell are ya calling ugly-aru? And you talk as if you aren't one. You love your sister so much, you tried killing her boyfriend mayora, many times already-aru. Uh-huh."

"Correction, China. Hijibastard is not Ane-ue's boyfriend, and I won't let him. I don't want my beloved sister to be in a relationship with a piece of shit."

"SISCON ALERT! SISCON ALERT! WOOHOO!" the two teased.

*veinpop* "Quit it out Aho siblings"

"It's 'YATO' ya asshole."

"I don't care. I just went here to deliver this." Sougo placed a box on the table.

"What's that sadist-kun? A bomb?" *antenna twitches*

"Trying to kill us 'cause yer pissed off? What a low person you are, committing a murder with a stupid reason-aru."

"Who said about murdering two psychos here don't worry, as long as the person in my top list, which is Hijikata-san is still alive, I don't have any plans on killing others." He said opening the box. "now look."

Kagura had her jaw dropped down the floor, while Kamui had an amused expression while saying "Oh my…"

"SU-SUKONBU?!" Kagura snapped. "Wh-why do you have so many-aru?"

"It's yours stupid."

"Eh? Sadist is giving me sukobu, and to point out this many? Is there any calamity going ahead? Is it the end of the world? Are ya dying-aru?"

"Can you shut up bitch?" with that said, a fork had almost hit him (coming from Kamui), good thing he had dodged it.

"That was yours…. As I was saying… you're the one who had bought it, through mail, but you've got the address wrong. Instead of writing your house number, you had written ours. You are just so stupid."

"Oh… I see… so that is why I was wondering why I'm still not receiving this. I had been waiting for these babies for a week."

"Blame your stupidity."

"Shut it! And if these was already in your house, why didn't you bring it here once you've got these-aru?"

"I want you to suffer from waiting."

"Why you-"

While Kagura and Sougo had been exchanging words in each other, Kamui in the other hand had his expression darken and is grabbing his chopsticks, breaking it into two due to annoyance.

"Well, now that my business is finally over, time for me to go."

"yeah right. Go to hell or wherever, bastard sadist."

Once Sougo went out, Kamui had his face relaxed and faced Kagura with a wide grin.

"So imouto, you ordered that for yourself, yes? You really love those sour things, neh?"

"Yes." She replied shortly, and took a bite of the sukonbu.

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"DIE FUCKING SON OF A BITCH BASTARD ASSHOLE SADIST!" Kagura shouted in the top of her lungs.

"I-Imouto… wh-what's wrong?" Kamui asked worriedly.

"That brat… he put that fraking Tabasco sauce here in my sukonbu. WATER! GIMME WATER-ARU!"

"H-Here… Drink…" he gave her a glass of water where Kagura had gulped in an instant begging for more.

Sougo who is currently outside, heard Kagura's scream and let out a smirk, saying he won….

OWARI

A/N: How was it *eyes sparkles* I started shipping Kamkagu… but, but this love triangle s just so… so… KYAHHHH! Love Kamui-nii-chan! Please leave a review, thanks^^