A/N: Greetings, y'all! This is my new story and, after reading numerous anime/manga-focused stories, I felt that these beginning announcements were necessary as I've found people tend to get upset about certain things that will appear in my story and I would like to avoid the headache of people (you know who you are) raging about these showing up and I'd rather avoid that. Sorry for the rest of you having to deal with this. Alright, first of all, I have not read the manga, but I have seen the English dub anime, so techniques will be called things like 'fire style' rather than 'fire art.' Also, Naruto's 'saying' will be 'believe it!' not whatever that long word that I can't even remember is. I will be using some of the honorifics, but I'll only be using the more common ones that I'm aware of, like 'kun,' 'san,' 'sensei,' and 'chan.' Next, there will be minor Sakura and Sasuke bashing at first, though they will still play a major role in the story. Thirdly, three of the most popular Naruto match-ups will occur. Finally, yes, an OC will play a major part in the story, though he probably won't be more than everyone's favorite knucklehead ninja, at least after this chapter since I need to introduce him as a character and his relationships. I know return you to your regularly scheduled c-list fanfiction. With that, let's do the disclaimers.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Naruto or the Dragon Ball franchises. If I did, I'd be writing this on my private island in the Bahamas.

Our story starts out in the days of Third Hokage's waning administration before his choosing of his successor. He was still uncertain as to whom he was going to choose. There was his student, Orochimaru, a naturally skilled ninja with numerous ninjutsu under his control. Then, there was Minato Namikaze, a ninja with great skill in his own right and was greatly feared on the battlefield. Both of them were skilled in battle, but also cunning in matters that went beyond it, something that was important even in this day and age of the Third Shinobi World War. Sarutobi could only hope that the war ended soon. Turning away from the desk to take a few moments break from his personal war against the scourge known as paperwork, he looked out at the night sky. It was very peaceful tonight. The stars were bright in the sky.

Then, Hiruzen Sarutobi saw something that caught his full attention. A shooting start had appeared and it crashed just outside of the village in a massive explosion.

"ANBU!" Sarutobi shouted, making the five ANBU ninja appear, "Call up everyone! We need to keep the fire from spreading!"

"Yes, Lord Hokage!" the black ops troops responded before flickering out to perform the actions with the Hokage leaving to help as well.

The fires were extinguished before it caused too much damage to the forest. Sarutobi and the rest of the Leaf shinobi headed to examine the meteorite in hopes of finding useful metals that they could use. What they found, not a single person there expected. It was a sphere made of metal. The higher-level shinobi, including the Hokage, moved closer to examine it and once they got close enough, an opening unlocked on the pod.

The shinobi were shocked to see not a soldier or even a bomb inside, but an infant. This infant was seen to be normal at first glance, but then they noticed the infant had a very unique feature: a tail. The infant had short black hair and was otherwise nude. The Hokage gently pulled the sleeping infant out and held him in his arms.

"It is clearly not one of our species. If I might suggest, Sarutobi-sensei, we should examine the infant. Perhaps its physiology could offer some kind of benefit to us," Orochimaru suggested.

"Are you kidding me!?" shouted Kushina Uzumaki, "You want to use an infant as a guinea pig!?"

"Calm yourself, Kushina," Sarutobi said, "Orochimaru, we will not do such a thing. We will put this child in the orphanage, like we would with any other child. Kushina, since you desire its safety so much, I was wondering if you might be willing to look after him."

"I'd be happy to, Lord Hokage," she said bowing.

"Now that that's settled, what shall we name him? Any suggestions?" Sarutobi asked.

"I have one, Lord Hokage," said the second candidate for Hokage, Minato Namikaze, who came out of the crowd, "Wukong."

The Hokage nodded in acceptance, "Yes, that would be a good name for him."

"Sarutobi-sensei, if I may," the snake sannin started, "since I am unable to examine the child, perhaps I could analyze this pod he was in." Before he even got permission, Orochimaru started pressing buttons on the pod.

He must have pressed something wrong because a female voice spoke from the pod, "Warning, intruder detected in system! Self-destruction in 10 seconds."

"Shit!" Minato shouted as he pushed Orochimaru out of the way before making several handsigns and shouting, "Sealing jutsu: Explosion Containment!" With that, a blue dome covered the pod, which exploded as soon as it was covered, leaving nothing behind. Now that the excitement was over, the ninja made their way back into the village with the miraculously still sleeping infant. However, Minato failed to notice a certain snake glaring at his back murderously.

Three years later, the Nine-Tailed fox attacked the village, resulting the death of many ninja, including Wukong's designated caretaker, Kushina Uzumaki, though he never learned her name, due to his still young age. A few days after the Fox's defeat, the monkey-tailed child found a blonde newborn in the orphanage he lived in. Something about the infant's scent made Wukong like him instantly and he vowed to look after the infant no matter what.

Thirteen years later, the now sixteen-year-old Wukong was waking up in his bed in his single apartment. He found himself pinned to the bed by two warm weights. He blinked the sleep from his eyes to see that the two weights were his two beautiful and completely nude girlfriends, Anko Mitarashi and Hana Inuzuka. They were snuggled up against him, nuzzling his chest. He smirked, remembering how he became their boyfriend.

A few months ago, he'd been training in the woods and he saw the two women heading down the path. Finding it strange, considering the difference in specialty of the two women and the fact that the Inuzuka was without any of her hounds, he decided to follow them to see what was up. By eavesdropping, he heard that they both received a mysterious message that, for different reasons, they needed to come to a nearby clearing. When they arrived at their destination, they were both hit by knockout darts and a group of men come out of hiding. They immediately began patting themselves on the back for the brilliance of their trap, saying how they were going to make a lot of money selling 'these Leaf sluts' after they each 'got a taste of the goods.' Just remembering it angered Wukong, but back then, it made him even angrier. He rushed out of his hiding spot and easily kicked their asses, despite his still only being a genin. Just as he defeated the last of them and tied them up, the leader started begging for his life.

As disgusted by the man as Wukong was, he smiled and said, "Oh, I have something much worse planned for you."

After that, he took some herbs from the slavers' pouches that he remembered from his basic herbalism class back in the Academy and used them to make a medicine that woke the two women. After explaining what had happened, the women gained very frightening expressions, making Wukong glad that he was not the target of their anger. The slavers, being tied together, however, were now sitting in a slowly growing puddle as the women advanced on them. One brutal beating later, the two women rewarded their rescuer with a kiss on his cheeks, though Anko licked up some of his blood from one of the small cuts that he got in the short fight, savoring the taste of his blood. He later took them each on dates after they decided that they were willing to share him.

Back in the present, Wukong used his substitution jutsu to silently replace himself with a pillow. He looked back at the two, specifically the tattoos that they both had on their luscious rears. Anko had decided to play a prank on Hana and made her get a tattoo that said 'Wukong's Bitch.' Hana and Wukong had decided that it'd only be fair to pay her back so Anko got one herself, reading 'Wukong's Snake Slut,' though Anko seemed to be more proud of it from the start than Hana, who started taking pride in it after realizing that the monkey-tailed genin was her 'alpha.'

After enjoying the sight for a few moments, Wukong made his way to the bathroom to freshen up for the day. His black hair was in his usual spiked up appearance. He had a tall, slightly tanned muscular body with a brown furred tail. He looked at the seal on his stomach that had been placed by the Fourth Hokage, before he died, after Wukong accidently knocked out Guy-sensei with a single when the bowl-cut wearing jonin had startled him with one of his 'dynamic entries.' Realizing that if he had that sort of strength as a small child, the Fourth felt that a good portion of Wukong's strength should be sealed until he was old enough to control it. Unfortunately, the secret to removing the seal died with the Fourth Hokage. Wukong just wished it also stopped his full moon transformations, which he learned about after he had been taken out camping when he was very little. The worst part of the situation was that since that incident Guy wouldn't stop talking about his 'Power of Youth.' He was just glad that the Fourth was there to hold him down until the sun came up and from that day forward, he had to take special deep sleep medicine on nights of a full moon, since his being asleep kept him from changing.

As he did his morning routine, a pair of feminine arms wrap around his torso.

"Hey, there, Sexy-kun," Anko said, gently biting his shoulder.

"Morning, beautiful," Wukong said, smiling at her over his shoulder, "Hana, still sleeping?"

"No, she had to leave to get to her clinic. So, planning on taking a shower?" she asked in a seductive tone.

"Why? Want to join me for a bit of fun?" he asked as he ran his tail between her legs to press against her womanhood, making her take a sharp intake of breath as the electric feeling of pleasure shot through her. He was secretly glad that he'd trained to strengthen his tail, since before then he couldn't do that as anyone grasping his tail would have caused him to feel so much pain that it would paralyze him.

"Mmm, tempting," Anko said as she pressed her bare breasts harder against his back, "But I have some work to do and in case you forgot, you promised that brat brother of yours to meet him after the graduation exam to celebrate his passing."

Wukong smiled at that. He knew that Anko knew he would never forget such a thing. His adoptive brother, Naruto, started out as just a good friend, but they eventually saw each other as family. He offered to live with his younger brother, but Naruto had wanted to be self-sufficient, a skill that all ninja should have, so Wukong allowed it. When he found out that many of the teachers in the Academy had gone out of their way to not train Naruto, he'd taken it upon himself to train his brother, suggesting that he skip a graduation exam so that he could have more training. The hard part was that, since Wukong was still only a genin, he only had so much that he could teach Naruto.

"Yeah, you're right. It is a shame though," Wukong said as he climbed into the shower.

Fifteen minutes later, Wukong was dressed in a dark green Gi with brown boots and a brown undershirt and sash and running along the rooftops, heading to the Academy.

A voice shouted behind him, "Wukong-kun!"

He slightly slowed his pace to allow the person that he recognized just from the voice and a female ANBU member with long purple hair and a cat-like mask caught up with him and started running alongside him.

"Hey, Cat-chan, what's up?" Wukong asked, looking over at her.

He knew her real name, in fact being one of the few that did, but he knew better than to say it while she was 'in uniform.' They'd been close for a while as she would occasionally look in on his brother when he couldn't, not to mention being one of the few people around the village that didn't hate his brother for whatever reason that so many of the villagers did.

"Just wanted say 'hello' and tell Naruto-kun that I said 'good luck!'" she shouted before heading off.

"Will do!" Wukong shouted after her. He arrived a few minutes later at the Academy, where Naruto was waiting. "Hey, bro, sorry I'm late. I had to try especially hard today to escape the evil, but extremely enjoyable clutches of my girls."

"Heh, it's alright, so you gonna be here when it's over?"

"Course! I have to welcome the next generation of ninja after all! Oh, and Ankopchan, Hana-chan, and Cat-chan say good luck. Now, go and kick this exam's papery butt!"

"Right!" he shouted before running inside.

Wukong spent the rest of the day working on small d-ranked jobs that he could do on his own. When the school day ended, he headed back to the Academy, finding a big crowd already outside the Academy. He looked around to see his younger brother sitting on a swing and landed next to him, "Hey, bro! So, how'd you do?" Wukong asked smiling before he saw the depressed look on Naruto's face. He hadn't seen him this upset since he failed his first exam, which could only mean one thing. "You failed, huh?" he asked.

Naruto started at the ground and nodded, "Yeah, I was just…so sure this time and with all of your training, I figured I'd get it, but…I guess not."

Wukong looked at the crowd to see a large number of the graduates' parents glaring in their direction. He couldn't understand why so many of the adults of the village seemed to hate Naruto. Sure, he played a few harmless pranks and was loud on occasion, but they seemed to hate his very existence even before he started his prank phase. Besides, that couldn't be the reason because Wukong helped him with pranks on occasion and he was generally accepted. In fact, when Naruto was younger, some tried to attack Naruto, but Wukong quickly 'convinced' them of their error in judgment.

"Come on, bro, let's go," Wukong said and the two jumped off to the roof and headed to one of their favorite spots. "So, what was it this time?" Wukong asked when they arrived.

"The Clone Jutsu," he said depressed.

"What!?" he exclaimed in astonishment, "But that's your best jutsu!"

"I know!" Naruto shouted in response, sounding on the verge of tears, "I know. I had it, but something happened. I can't explain it."

"What do you mean?"

"I don't know. It was like my chakra control was being…blocked or something. Is that even possible?"

"Yeah, but it's extremely difficult. At least chu-, Naruto, who gave your test?"

"Uh, Iruka-sensei and Mizuki-sensei. Why?" Naruto asked, confused.

'Hmm, Iruka's always been like another brother to us. He's strict with Naruto but only cause he wants him to succeed and Mizuki's always seemed nice enough, if a bit quiet,' Wukong thought before he noticed Naruto was staring at him.

"It's nothing, Little Bro," Wukong said, "Say, you wanna head to Ichiraku's? That'll cheer you up!"

"Maybe later," Naruto said, surprising Wukong.

'He must be really upset,' Wukong thought.

"I just want to be alone for a little while, alright?" Naruto asked.

Wukong nodded, "Sure, I understand. You know where to find me if you wanna talk."

Naruto nodded and headed out. He wasn't mad at Wukong. He doubted that he ever could be. After all, he was the one that was always be his side. Even if they weren't blood related or even family by legal standards, Wukong was his brother and he knew he just had his best interests at heart. Reaching one of his favorite spots in the village, one that overlooks the whole village, Naruto sat down. He'd really wished that he could have graduated this time. Not only for his own sake, but for his brother as well. Wukong had convinced Grandpa Sarutobi to let him be on Naruto's team when he finally graduated. Since there were no open genin teams anyway and the two worked together so well, Gramps had no problem agreeing, but for as long as Naruto failed to graduate, his brother could not advance in the ranks.

The blond orphan was shaken out of his thoughts by the appearance of the white-haired teacher that gave him the exam. "Hey, Naruto, tough break on the exam. You really wanted to pass this time, huh?"

"Yeah, I was so sure that I'd pass this time! I so wanted to this time! I'll never be Hokage at this rate!"

Mizuki sighed, "Well, in that case, I guess I'll just have to tell you the secret."

That got Naruto's attention, "What secret?"

Mizuki smirked, "There's a secret test that you can do that would allow you to graduate. There's a certain scroll hidden in the village. Anyone that can steal it and learn at least one jutsu from it will automatically graduate."

"Really?" Nartuo asked, confused. His brother never told him about this. Sure, it was a secret test, but he'd have expected that Wukong would at least know of it.

"Yep," the silver-haired sensei said, "I'm guessing that your brother didn't tell you," Naruto shook his head, "Not surprising really, since he managed to pass the regular exam and therefore didn't have to learn about it. So, you wanna do it?"

Naruto thought about it for a second before nodding.

"Alright, just remember you can't tell anyone, not even Wukong."

That got Naruto's attention. Then, he remembered what his brother had said. He'd been hinting that the one who'd done it was either Iruka-sensei or Mizuki-sensei and now this. It was too fishy for the blond orphan. He agreed, which was enough for Mizuki to tell him the location of the scroll and where he was supposed to hide, and, after he left Mizuki-sensei, Naruto headed straight for Ichiraku's to find Wukong. Fifteen minutes later, the two were heading to the place Mizuki told Naruto to train.

Once they reached there, Wukong said, "Hey, bro, since we've got time to waste, how about we try to learn some of these techniques? We'll each take one of the techniques and we'll teach each other later."

"Good idea, but which are we going to learn?" Naruto asked opening the scroll.

"Let's see," Wukong said, examining the scroll, "How about you take the Shadow clone Jutsu and I'll take this mind connection jutsu that's based off of the Yamanaka clan's jutsus. It's an interrogation technique that can also be used as a way of helping an ally heal from mental attacks. Sounds like it'd be right up my alley."

With that, the two got to work learning their new jutsus.

Meanwhile, back in the village, a jonin burst into the office of the Hokage, shouting, "Lord Hokage! Lord Hokage!"

"What is it?" the village leader asked, annoyed at being interrupted from his battle with his archenemy, the dreaded paperwork.

"Naruto has stolen the sacred Scroll of Seals!" the jonin shouted.

Sarutobi smirked, "Oh, that. Don't worry about that. It'll be resolved soon enough."

The jonin was flabbergasted by this, "B-b-but Lord Hokage, h-" his words were frozen in his throat by the Hokage's glare, "Y-yes, Lord Hokage."

Hiruzen nodded, "Good, now tell me when those two troublemakers are back."

Two hours after the scroll had been opened, Naruto and Wukong were completely exhausted from their training. Suddenly, Wukong sat at attention, sniffing the air.

"What is it?" Naruto asked.

"Mizuki's coming. Here," Wukong said as he handed Naruto a food pill before eating one himself.

Naruto knew not to underestimate his sense of smell, since it was just as strong as Inuzuka clan members'.

"Alright, you ready, bro?" Wukong asked.

"You bet I am! I'm gonna kick his butt! Believe it!" Naruto said, completely psyched.

Wukong smiled at his brother's enthusiasm, "Oh, I do. Now, remember the plan. I'll go hide and yo-what the?" he said as he looked back towards the village.

"What is it, bro?" Naruto asked when his smile vanished.

"Someone else is ahead of Mizuki. Kinda smells like…Iruka-sensei!" Wukong exclaimed.

"What!?" Naruto shouted looking at his elder brother, "D-do you think he's with Mizuki?"

"I doubt it. Likely he's coming to lecture you when he couldn't find me to get to help," Wukong explained, "Just stick to the plan and we'll deal with him as needed. Alright?"

"Yep!"

"Good luck, Naruto," Wukong said as he leapt off to hide in the trees.

Just as he was hidden, Iruka appeared, wearing a very pissed off expression. "Naruto! What were you thinking stealing the Sacred Scroll!? We need to go back to the village now and hopefully the Hokage will excuse this!"

This little rant made both Wukong and Naruto cheer in their heads because it meant that their favorite teacher wasn't involved in this.

Naruto smiled a big foxy smile and said, "Heh, hey, Iruka-sensei! You found me pretty quick! I only managed to learn one of the techniques in the scroll, but that should be enough right? Mizuki-sensei said if I learned a technique before someone finds me, then I can graduate!"

Iruka was shocked at what he said as it meant his fellow teacher was behind all of this.

Just then, Naruto's eyes widened and he shouted, "Iruka-sensei, look out!" before pushing the Academy teacher out of the way as a large shuriken flew past them and Mizuki landed out of the trees.

"Well, well, Iruka, guess you found our little hideaway," he said cockily

"Mizuki! What is the meaning of this!?" Iruka demanded.

"I used Naruto to get me the scroll for my own purposes and once I bring his corpse back to the village, I'll be hailed as a hero! Now, Naruto, give me the scroll!" Mizuki shouted.

Naruto smiled darkly, "I don't think so, jerk!"

Just then, Wukong came out as well. "You didn't really think he was stupid enough to fall for your little trick, did you?"

"Hah! You think even with two of you and Iruka here, you can beat me? I'm a chunin, a skilled ninja! You, Wukong, are only a genin and your pathetic 'little brother' is nothing more than a failure!"

"What do you want with the scroll, you bastard!?" Wukong demanded.

"I'll consider telling you, but wouldn't you rather know why the village hates Naruto so much?" he hinted.

Naruto and Wukong were both taken off guard by this. Iruka, however, was horrified, "No, Mizuki, you can't! It's forbidden!"

"I wonder how much your 'dear brother' Wukong would still care for you if he knew the truth! The truth that you, Naruto, are the Nine-Tailed Fox!" he said, shocking the two brothers, "You're even foolish enough to think that Iruka cares about you! It's because of you that his parents are dead!"

Naruto couldn't believe this to be the truth, but it would make sense, due to the names the villagers always called him, like 'demon,' 'monster,' or 'murderer.' His spirit was being crushed.

"Shut up, you bastard!" Wukong yelled, making Naruto look at him, "I don't care what you think or say! He is not a demon! He is Naruto Uzumaki, one of the future Hokages and most importantly, my brother! I'll kick the ass of anyone who says different! Don't you ever forget it!"

This made Naruto smile. He could always count on Wukong. Naruto reprimanded himself for loosing faith in himself, even for a moment. "Right, bro! Whattaya say that we teach him a lesson with our new tricks?"

Wukong smiled at his brother's return to his usual demeanor, "Well, you did take the time to teach me that. Might as well use it."

The two made a cross-shaped handsign to charge their chakra. Mizuki wasn't worried, however, as he claimed that no matter what they tried, they'd never defeat him. His cocky smile disappeared when the two brothers, as one, shouted, "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" making a hundred shadow clones of each of them appear, completely surrounding him. The clones then proceeded to beat the living crap out of the traitorous blowhard. Once he was down for the count, the clones were dispelled, leaving Iruka shocked by the fact that they both managed to learn a Jonin-level jutsu and use it to such an extent. His surprise didn't stop there, however, when Wukong yelled for 'them' to come out now, making four people, Anko, Hana, Ibiki, and 'Cat-chan, and three dogs to jump out of the treetops.

"So, why did you want us here?" Anko asked to which Wukong shrugged.

"Just in case he tried to run or had back-up," Wukong explained, "You four were the only ones in the village that I both knew and trusted enough to bring."

"Wait, you four were here the whole time?" Iruka asked.

"Yes, Wukong gathered us while Naruto stole the scroll and made the plan that involved us remaining hidden until the opportune time," Ibiki said, "Though it appears we weren't needed."

Wukong shrugged again, "Better safe than sorry."

"Please, you just wanted to show off!" Anko said.

"Eh, maybe a little," he said with a smile.

"Well, watching you train was kinda hot, right Hana-chan?" Anko asked, wrapping her arm around her waist.

"Mmm, yes, it was," the Inuzuka eldest said, licking her lips seductively.

"What about you, Cat-chan?" Anko asked.

"W-what? No, of course not!" the embarrassed ANBU said.

"Oh, so you don't think he's hot?" Anko asked teasingly.

"I didn't say that, I just sai-"

"Oh, so you DO think he's hot!" Anko exclaimed, still teasing.

"I-you-he…I need to go," the ANBU said to move towards the trees.

"Thanks for your help, Cat-chan!" Wukong shouted after her, smiling.

"You…are welcome, Wukong-kun," she said just barely loud enough for him to hear and disappeared.

"Naruto, I have a surprise for you," Iruka said, suddenly, "Close your eyes and don't open them until I tell you."

Naruto obeyed him and, when Iruka told him to open his eyes, he looked around to see everyone, except the unconscious Mizuki obviously, smiling at him and his goggles that he always wore on his forehead until he got his headband were in Iruka's hand. He touched his forehead to see that he was wearing a ninja headband.

"Congratulations, you graduate!" Iruka said.

And chapter done! Please review with comments and constructive criticism. Thanks for your time!