Dear Prucan Writers,

My dick is not for decoration.

Sincerely, Matthew Williams.

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AN: so this is a panoply of letters about what Canada and Prussia, or rather Matthew and Gilbert, have to say to the dear young and cheesy prucan writers all over the world

Btw I got this idea from a fanfic I kinda stepped on in the harry potter fandom called Dear FanFiction writers by Horizons(cant seem to put the spaces). it focuses on various characters while im only doing my two precious babies

might be funny, might not be idk man im also a shitty prucan writer this applies to me too

the letters are gonna be in the center like good ol' school taught me (I got a 70%)