SorryIhavetoomuchinspirationsoImakeanewstory!
I had a loving husband and I had a son… and then I died by being killed… really anticlimactic I know… so when I died I expect to be in heaven or hell or something… but what I did not expect was to see… a menu?
Completed: Personal Life
Achievements:
Naruto fan! Unlocked Naruto RPG (Finish game to unlock more)
Wait… what? Naruto RPG?
Menu:
New Game
Load
Option
Help
O…K? What…? Lets see…Help?
Welcome to the game menu. Here you can play the games you have unlocked.
You have two games: Personal Life, Naruto RPG (unlocked by Naruto Fan)
Unlocked
Naruto RPG:
Standard OC (Unlock Naruto RPG)
Standard Naruto (Unlock Naruto RPG)
Senju OC (Unlocked by Planting 3 trees)
Uchiha OC (Unlocked by Death by murder)
Aburame OC (Unlocked by Owning a bug pet)
Jinchuuriki OC (Unlocked by Giving birth)
Standard Naruko (Unlocked Naruto RPG and Played as a girl.)
Ice-release OC (Unlock by eating Ice-cream twice a day for a week)
Unlockables
Games: Secrets, Secrets…
Naruto RPG:
Uchiha/Senju/Inuzuka/Yamanaka/Hyuuga/Aburame/Sarut obi/Nara/
Akimichi Naruto: Become Hokage in Naruto RPG as Standard Naruto
Inuzuka OC: Own a Dog
Yamanaka OC: Guess a strangers thought
Hyuuga OC: Did a traditional Dance
Nara OC: Slept more than 20 hours a day once
Akimichi OC: Ate buffet for one week.
Secrets…
Wait… so… my life was a video game? WHAT THE F****K! Wait why the hell was I censored… soooo… what now? I have absolutely no idea…
Oh well let check the options then…
Options:
Help: Off
Hud: Off
Game System: Off
Difficulty: Normal
Censor: On
…Why the hell is the useful stuff off? HELP ON HUD ON GAMESYSTEM ON CENSOR OFF…
So can I swear now? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!
When someone said life was like a game I did not fucking believe that they mean it fucking literally! Well… not like I would really mind a lot anyway… well lets see… I guess I will play Naruto RPG?
Choose Your Character:
Standard OC (Unlock Naruto RPG)
Standard Naruto (Unlock Naruto RPG)
Senju OC (Unlocked by Planting 3 trees)
Uchiha OC (Unlocked by Death by murder)
Aburame OC (Unlocked by Owning a bug pet)
Jinchuuriki OC (Unlocked by Giving birth)
Standard Naruko (Unlocked Naruto RPG and Played as a girl.)
Ice-release OC (Unlock by eating Ice-cream twice a day for a week)
Wow… I have unlocked so much in just go through my life?
Well let's see… which should I choose… I definitely do not want to play as Naruto… I have no intention of getting hated by everyone… maybe Uchiha OC?
The menu flashed and a string of words appeared.
Uchiha OC:
Blood Limit: Sharingan 1 tomoe (level 5) 2 tomoe (level 8) 3 tomoe (level 10) Mangekyo (level 50) Eternal Mangekyo (Obtain Quest item: Mangekyo eyes.) Rinnegan (Obtain quest item: Senju Blood)
Affinities (Random): All Affinities but Fire will definitely be main or secondary.
Relationship: 1 Heart with all Uchihas.
Wait… Relationship? 1 Heart? What does that mean… well lets see Help Relationship.
Relationship:
When game systems are on hearts will display above characters head when interacting with them.
0 hearts: Strangers
1 heart: Acquaintance
2 hearts: Friends/Teacher-Student
3 hearts: Close Friends
4 hearts: Best Friends
5 hearts: Family
6 hearts: Lovers (Hard to obtain after 1 NPC reaches it and if the NPC is related to the player.)
It is also possible to see NPC's relationships with each other.
Oh… so does that mean incest is allowed? And if I work hard I can get a HAREM! SWEEEET!
Ok than lets continue looking at the Uchiha Profile.
History: The Uchiha clan is a respected clan in Konoha and it has the Sharingan a famous Dojutsu.
Advantage: Clan Techniques. Have a natural affinity with fire.
Disadvantage: Chance of ending game early if not strong enough before being eight year old or relationship with Itachi not at least 4 stars.
Wait what! Shit that is just too fucking dangerous! Damn I am changing characters.
Ice-release OC:
Mutation: Turning water to ice (Level 2) Shaping ice (level 3) Turning water vapour to ice (Level 5) Ice Clones (Level 6) Freezing Chakra (Level 50)
Affinities: Wind and Water
Relationship: 1 heart with Hokage
History: You are an orphan born with the ice-release but unlike a blood limit it is a mutation Danzo wanted you in Root but the Hokage have protected by the wish of your parents.
Advantage: High water and wind affinities and more freedom.
Disadvantage: Limited cash and resources. Danzo is interested in you. No parent's help.
Ok… no so bad… I think I will go with this.
Gender:
Male/Female
Wait I can choose? Oh awesome! I always wanted to know how it feels to be a boy… so if I work hard I may get Naruto or Sasuke to be my boyfriend? KYAAAAAAAAA! DEFINITELY MALE!
Appearance.
A model appeared in the menu… and it looks like a male version of me… Black eyes, gray hair, a little amount of baby fat on my cheeks… I look like twelve.
I selected ok and then a white shining light shined on me…
When I came too I found myself on a bed… I move my arms and legs… WTF… WHY THE HELL AM I FLAILING THEM AROUND!
I looked at myself… oh… I became a baby… damn… I hope I can just fast forward.
Suddenly, the menu showed up and it said.
Choose name:
I just used my husband's name then… Kaishi Mitsune
Do you wish to fast-forward to 4 years?
Ok… what….
Fast-forwarding…
SHIT I DON'T MEAN THAT!
The next thing I know a bright light covered me…
When I came to I found myself in a bed… again. This time I could at least move more easily… suddenly the menu pop out again.
Achievement Unlock Faster than light: Unlocked Namikaze OC
… Well that's… useful I will go see what that entails next time. I should just start playing now.
And oddly enough my mind since to be able to adapt very well right now… I mean I don't feel uncomfortable or anything with my new found… sexual organ hanging between my legs…
I am still four years old so I am very sure I will not be learning any cool stuff right now… so what the hell am I suppose to do then… oh well lets see… I guess I will just play with someone I guess…
I walked out my room and saw a bunch of kids playing and breakfast being served on the table… and when I mean breakfast I mean a bunch of bread… I just picked one up and went out to see what the hell I am supposed to do…
I walked out and found myself on the park… a sight made me froze…
Naruto… was standing there alone… he seems to be crying… on top of him was a meter with 6 black hearts….
"Hey… you ok?" I went up to him.
"Y-yeawh… its just no one wants to be my fwiend." I winced inwardly… damn Naruto was still hated here right?
"Then I will be your friend!" I blurted out smiling at him. He turned to me with his eyes wide and full of fear and hope… I almost wanted to cry.
"W-Why? Evewyone ignowes me…"
"So what? By the way my name is Kaishi Mitsune! You?" I smiled at him trying to reassure him.
"Naruto… Naruto Uzumaki… would you play with me?" I was about to reply but the menu suddenly appeared.
Quest: Play with Naruto
Accompany Naruto Uzumaki in games.
Reward:
Exp 120
Naruto Uzumaki Affection increase
Civilians Affection decrease
Hokage Affection increase
Accept Quest?
Yes.
"Sure!" Naruto instantly brightened up and the meter above him now have 2 stars… wow he is really hungry for friends… no wonder he became a loud mouth… I wonder if his personality would change though…
We played a few games and really after a while a menu pops out again and said quest completed…
I sighed and check my stats.
Strength: 3
Speed: 6
Intelligence: 14 (I rose a brow at that… then again I was mentally still my past self so my intelligence should be higher than normal…)
Chakra: 10
Control: 0
Well it seems like I suck at control then… I sighed as I eat some vitamins that the orphan caretaker provided… better save some for Naruto since I am sure he will be ignored again. Then weird things happened.
Strength: +1
Speed: +1
Wait my strength and speed increase… by me having vitamins? Seriously?
I guess there must be many other objects that can give me some boost…
I picked up a scroll about basic academy taijutsu that I found on the floor and read it when I was in my bed…
Taijutsu: Academy Taijutsu Learned
Memories started to flow into my mind… wait what? Seriously? I just read the scroll and suddenly I magically know how to use the academy taijutsu… give me break!
I really need help… wait Help Learning!
Learning:
Some moves and abilities need to be taught or read in order to learn it. More complicated moves and abilities will need more practice or need more reading to learn it. Learning is affected by your stats.
Oh… that makes sense actually. Academy taijutsu in the manga was not impressive at all… all you need is a brain and you would learn it from a scroll… and since I have higher intelligence I guess that's why I learn it so fast?
No matter I guess I really need to up my strength and speed and maybe some chakra control… but now… I just want to sleep.
For the past few days I have been running around playing with Naruto and carrying heavy objects as weights in order up my speed and strength. At night I had also read some books and scrolls with I stole- I mean borrow from the library.
I managed to learn some chakra controls exercise out of them and the library still get them back so hey it was a win-win!
Though I was shocked though… No one had bothered to teach Naruto how to write or read at all! What the fuck was the orphanage doing! No wonder in the main series Naruto failed so many times… he don't even understand what he was learning… I spent the last few weeks cramming all the knowledge a children should know into Naruto. Luckily Naruto was not an idiot at that time and was actually willing to learn.
I sighed as I pressed the menu again.
Menu:
Stats
Help
Option
Save
Load
Hmm… I guess it will be best to save first. Save.
I walked out of my room and saw Naruto being bullied… again. I walked up and promptly chase those bullies again.
Naruto smiled at me and I just scoffed before getting him back to the orphanage and treat his injuries… again.
I sighed as Naruto winced.
"Naruto… you really need to learn how to stand up to them… I mean I taught you how to fight already didn't I?"
"B-But… it's going to be my birthday soon… If I don't cause trouble… maybe they won't hurt me that much."
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Oh shit… I have completely forgotten Naruto's birthday… wasn't that supposed to be the day where he was abused a lot? Fuck… what the hell am I supposed to do…
Quest: Protect Naruto From Civilians mob
Reward:
Exp 900
Naruto Affection Increase
If Sighted, Civilian affection decreases.
Hokage Affection increases
?
Yes…
"Don't worry I will protect you!" I blurted out smiling; Naruto just looked at me with wide eyes before tearing up and hugged me.
From what I see Naruto's birthday was in a few weeks… so I have plenty of time to set up some… welcoming gifts to those joining us in Naruto's birthday…
I smirked… Konoha will feel hell for abusing my cute little brother…
It was October 10th… the day the Kyuubi attacked… and Naruto's birthday.
The Hokage is especially worried…
It was the day where civilians went in mobs to 'hunt' for a 'fox'
Sarutobi was sitting on his sit… praying for his surrogate grandson to be alright.
He gotten ready to call for Anbu as he looked into his crystal ball… only to see Naruto smiling and eating ramen with his friend? Kaishi was it.
To say that he was shocked was an understatement. Did the village finally see past its hatred and saw Naruto for who he were?
Suddenly explosions was heard as Sarutobi gotten reports of paint ball explosions covering the town and people stuck in pitfalls and tangled up in wires…
Sarutobi noticed at the same time of the incident he saw Naruto's friend smirking…
Oh… so it seems like it was all thanks to Naruto's little guardian Angel.
Sarutobi smiled to himself.
It was good to see Naruto with such a protective friend.
Obviously this was inspired by other stories and I can't help to think… why the hell was there so little of such stories? And I decided to make one.
Many people chose Naruto to play the game why I thought… why not have an OC to play it? I am open to all suggestion from reviewers as to how I should continue with this story and hopefully… I can make a male harem for my oc… I am really surprise at the lack of Yaoi Harems in fan fiction nowadays…
Well then PLEASE REVIEW!