Holes . . . INTERACTIVE!

Mimi: That's right everyone, Holes Interactive! Coming to you live on the eve of my birthday! But the day I was brought into the world does not matter at all, but this does! A lot! Me and my friend Ike *Guestures to Ike*

Ike: HELLLLOOOOOO FANICTION!

Mimi: are going into Holes!

Ike: What?

Mimi: Holes! The book AND movie we read in ILA?

Ike: Oh . . . Oh yeah! I remember now! But I'm not all that into it.

Mimi: Nonsense! Who is your favorite character?

Ike: Um . . . Zero?

Mimi: Zero it is, folks! Let's GOOOOOOO! * claps hands, Ike and Mimi are in CGL*

Ike: How'd ya do that?

Mimi: Digitally, duh! Now *lowers voice* do you see D-Tent anywhere?

Ike: It's, uh, over there *points to D-Tent*

Mimi: Thank u, my best friend! *runs off*

Ike: I'll just . . . go home. *walks away*

Mimi: *stalking Zero, talks in creepy witch voice* be my brother, be my brother,

Zero: *turns around and sees me hiding* Ah! Who are you?

Mimi:* sinks down a little lower* Mimi Powah, your sister.

Zero: wha?

Mimi: HUG MEEEEEEEE! *jump up and tackle Zero to the ground*

Zero: AGH! Get off me!

Mimi: No! You are my brother! Why are you avoiding da lovvvvvvveh?

Zero: Help! Stanley!*Stanley runs in*

Stanley: What is it Hec-OH MY GOD!

Mimi: Heeelooooo!

Zero: Get her off me!

Stanley: *nods* I'll save you Zero!* Mimi jumps off of Zero, tackles Stanley to the ground*

Mimi: Are you gay?

Stanley: WHAT?

Mimi: You heard the question! Answer it!

Stanley: Fine! Okay, okay! I'm a bi, I'm a bi, now let me go!

Mimi: Okay! *Mimi looks as optimistic as ever, Stanley huddles in a ball, crying*

Zero: W-Who are you? Where did you come from?

Mimi: I already answered the first question, and I came from , the finest assortment of fanfiction around!

Zero: what are you doing here? Why are you doing this to us? *goes next to Stanley on the ground, comforting him*

Mimi: I am here for my own enjoyment! As will the other fangirls I bring with me next time I come!

Zero: *pales* N-next time?

Mimi: Yep! Now, back to business. Since Stanley is a bi, though no offense to other bi's out there, you guys are radical, I want you and Zero to go gay for each other. Now.

Zero: WHAT?!

Stanley: WHAT?! *blushes*

Mimi: Yes, hop to it! Yaoi fangirls have awaited this very moment for so long . . .

Zero: There are MORE people who want to see this?!

Mimi: Why of course! As I said earlier, I'm bringing them in next time! *turns to you* So, readers, if you want to meet your favorite Holes characters, please will out the info below!

Name: (real or fake)

Age: (real or fake)

Personality:

Character you wish to meet:

What you want to do "next time"

Zero: what is next time? What do you mean? Why are you so confusing? STOP MESSING WTH ME!