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Yo! DevilWolf 9 is back! I got a one shot of your favorite Taco-Crazed Merc with the Mouth and crazy green dog, Review 'bout what ya think! No flames please.

A camera turns on, showing the scenery of a police station with many officers going along their daily business. Sounds of Telephone ringing, Chattering and sounds of paper work filling the background. As the camera adjusts, it focuses on our favorite Mercenary, Deadpool, who was wearing a police hat along with a police badge pinned to his suit.

"As a kid, I've always wanted to be a police officer. Ya know, protecting people and enforcing the . . .Naaaaaawwwww, I'm just kiddin'! You all know me! Well . . . Except for the Police part, hey whaddya expect!? I need extra cash to pay Logan after losing a bet! And uh, . . . I had nothing to do."

"Anyway, So far it's been pretty good, did a few good arrests and enjoying beating the crap out of 'em!"

The scene then shows a clip of Deadpool chasing a criminal while holding a bag of Tacos. With a great lunge, The Merc with the mouth tackles the criminal to the ground, unfortunatly, they landed on the Taco bag which got smashed by the impact.

"DAMMIT! MY TAQUITOS!" Deadpool shouts in anger, He then pulls out his pistol and shouts at the downed criminal.

"STAY DOWN! STAY DOWN! I HAD TO STAB 5 PEOPLE IN LINE TO BE FIRST TO GET 'EM! DAMMIT! THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE ONES!"

The camera then shows another officer sitting in a desk, his badge read "Johnson".

"We were all surprised when we found out that lunatic became an officer. He is TERRIBLE at this job! Every officer here is assigned with a police dog. Since it was too dangerous to give him one of our best dogs, we gave him the WORST one we had."

"WHO WANTS TACOOOOOOOOOS!"

Camera turns to a green and black dog with stitches, wearing a blue collar with tags saying "Gir" hold out a bag of tacos. Deadpool then whips out his pistol, shooting the cieling and starts to shout with excitement. "WHOOOOOOOOOOO! TACOOOOOOOOS!"

While people ducked and covered, avoiding any bullet that threaten to stray with each shot, Johnson shouted, "WILSON! I TOLD YOU TO TAKE YOUR LUNCH BREAK OUTSIDE!" The screen begins to static out as it fell and hit the ground, showing the two lunatics laughing like crazy as they enjoy their meal.

As the static cleared, everything seemed to have returned to normal, showing Johnson neating his papers and dusting himself off. "Sure glad that's over . . . Luckily, we sent Wilson out on patrol. Now can somebody please pull this bullet from my leg? It's bad enough we had to give that psycho a gun, Now we have to deal with bullet-ricocheting walls!? Who does that!?"

Deadpool walks out with Gir to a police car and puts the key in the door. He pulled at it, but it didn't open. He did it again, but nothing. Deadpool begins to get irritated as he starts pounding the door, but even with all that beating, the door remained closed.

"Oh screw this!" He then breaks the window, causing the alarm to blare on loudly and jumps inside trying to shut it off while Gir just watches the spectacle. After some shuffling in the car, Deadpool kicks open the door.

"This isn't our patrol car! Go,go,go,go,GO!" He shouts while running and pulling Gir's leash, causing him to drag onto the pavement as they fled the scene.

End