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EmmettPOV

I think Leah is cool. Leah and Jasper's relationship is cool. But it is not cool when I see them sucking face.

I remember when Rose and Leah went out. Rosie came back singing Leah's praises. Now, they go do something almost every day. I think it bothers Jasper as much as it bothers me...

I also like the fact that Leah will play with me. See, one time I was playing a prank on Edward, (N/A If you want to read the prank, Review! There must be more than two! [No matter how much I love and appreciate Ice Moon 14 and Brankle1's reviews!]) and I... included her in it without her knowledge, she didn't rat me out! No one else in this house would have done that! They don't appreciate my immaturity! She is also one of the most devious pranksters I have ever met! She told me of one of her previous pranks, where she walked around in Seattle, and every time she walked in front of a car, she would step over an invisible object! (For an example, watch?v=Yi-G4ZCKGKg you can watch the whole thing or go to 0:41 for the actual prank)

She also will wrestle with me (without cheating! [I hope you heard that, Edward!]) and sometimes will let me win!

I remember when we went to a nigh club, I wanted to dance, and Rose 'won't dance like a hoe' so I asked Leah to, and she did! It was worth the terrifying glare Jasper gave me the whole time!

All in All, if I wasn't in love with Rose, and Jasper wouldn't rip me apart, wait for me to re-attach, rip me apart again, then repeat; I would totally snatch her up!