I know this is short... it was written in about 20 minutes or so as a prompt for a friend on Tumblr. It was actually supposed to be only a few lines, but... oh well~ This one is funny and inspired by his Best End from the game.

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"… What?"

Sidney's teacup stopped halfway to his mouth, shock on his features, an expression that Alice would have mirrored if she hadn't been the one to ask that. She couldn't blame him, considering she wasn't sure why she'd asked how many girls he'd kissed aside from her.

With a heavy sigh, Sidney lowered his teacup and gave her a flat look. What was she worried about this time? "… Do you really need to know the answer to that question?" he asked, yet he wasn't able to hide the light pink of his cheeks.

"I'd appreciate it, yes," responded Alice as evenly as possible. She hadn't meant to blurt the question out so suddenly. Still, she thought she deserved to know.

A grumble from Sidney was followed by his loud answer of, "None. What gave you any indication otherwise?"

Trying to play nonchalant, Alice shrugged. "It's just that sometimes you seem, I don't know… experienced."

It was definitely a good thing he'd already set his teacup down, or it would have been dropped; Sidney was spluttering as it was. "E- experienced!?" No, calm down, she probably didn't mean it that way… even if her bright blush implied she did. Taking a deep breath, he said more calmly, "Do you think that this first rate rabbit would not be able to learn something swiftly?"

"It isn't that, I just…" This was going nowhere and getting nothing but her embarrassed.

A flustered Alice missed the smirk that appeared on Sidney's lips. He leaned over to the girl seated next to him and rested his chin on her shoulder, saying innocently, "Do you want to see how 'experienced' I can be?"

"Say what-!?" Now she was really red, blushing all the way down her neck. Sidney merely hummed.

He ran a finger along her flushed cheek and down her neck with the comment, "I really do hate this color… but on you it doesn't look all that bad. Quite an accomplishment, Alice, making even such a color seem less dislikable."

"I-i-it's not that I'm making red look more pretty or anything…!" She shuddered and her throat tightened too much to talk when Sidney pressed successive kisses to her throat, gentle and almost ticklish. Swallowing hard didn't slow her racing heart.

Sidney only chuckled. "Is there something the matter with me reassuring you?" he asked.

"N-no, but…" Talk clearly, Alice! Don't let him get to you! "You're only proving… that you're experienced…!"

"I can only act this way to you," replied the Black Rabbit as he kissed up to her jaw. "Just as you're the only one I could stand seeing red on."

Again Alice gulped, giving in enough to let him continue kissing her neck. "… Thank you…"

"Haha…" And suddenly he had leaned back, leaving Alice surprised and a little confused. "It appears to be time for work."

"I- I see…" She couldn't keep from giving a soft sigh.

He noticed. "Are you disappointed that I didn't keep going?" asked Sidney with another smirk.

She flushed once more. "No!"

"I guess I'll have to try harder next break."

"You don't have to tr-"

A kiss to the lips cut her off, Sidney drawing back only enough to say, "It's only you, Alice."