Hi everyone!

I know it hasn't been long since my last story but this suddenly came to me and I had to write it down so I could sleep! It's part of my young Castiel/chuck is God stories. Hope you like it!

Em-J

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Thanks to everyone who reads/reviews/likes etc my stories. You are all amazing people!

Dating Cassie

Dean

So you wanna date my baby Bro do you?

Well, before I toss you back into TV land, I wanna clear a few things up.

You know that's just a vessel you're going to be smooching right? Mr bed head is pretty, and sure, his wifey must be pleased as punch she sntched him up but our sweet Castiel is nothing like dear old starters, Cassie isn't 36, 37 whatever age Mr trench coat is, he's 19. One. Nine.

Which brings me onto my next point. He's 19! You didn't know that? Well congratulations! Now you do. Talk about robbing the cradle Deano! Cassie maybe thousands of HUMAN years old but he's just a little kid in Angel terms. All messy wings and mood swings etc. I don't know if the whole age gap thing will put you off or anything…

Next on my rant list is that terrible thing we're all stuck with; Family. There's two of you. There's loads of us. Ok so not all of us give a crap about the youngest of the angels, but hurt my baby Bro and you and I will revisit a few Tuesdays I'm quite fond of. Oh and in case you forgot, daddy dearest is kind of God and everything so yeah…prepare for the disapproving parent moments and the whole, 'I invented everything, what have YOU done with your life boy?!'. Probably. Possibly. I don't know, you're probably in Dad's good books because of all the good stuff you've been doing lately.

I know you care about Castiel. You've looked after him over the years. Saved the day a few occasions. Cassie seems to follow you around like a lost puppy. Ever since he saved you from hell he never seems to want to leave you alone. Talk about possessive. You'd no doubt dunk me in Holy oil if I even tried to keep you guys apart, but hey, I'm trying to be the protective older brothers here.

Besides, if you knew what me and Sammy got up to, you'd do a lot worse than write me a protective brother letter.

To conclude, treat my brother like a princess and I'll only occasionally prank you. Treat him like crap and I'll throw you into a pit of hell hounds.

Love Gabriel.

PS: In case you're too stupid to realise, I'm dating your baby brother-what you going to about it?!

so there we go-Hope you liked it and thanks for reading!

Em-J