Yeah! Bonus chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon.
Warnings: Humorous
Second Chances: The Five Minute Version!
Prologue!
Hotaru: Everyone died!
Setsuna: I'm vague!
Hotaru: Death Reborn Revolution!
Chapter One!
Mamoru and Hotaru: No one likes us!
Usagi: Wee! Reincarnation!
Yaten: Puberty Boy!
Setsuna: I'm still vague!
Chapter Two!
Kakyuu: Hello everyone!
Mamoru: I'll save the attractive blonde girl from getting hit by a car!
Usagi: Mamoru is hot!
Seiya: Flashback! I'm never gonna score with Usagi!
Chapter Three!
Minako: Date Seiya!
Rei: Memory!
The Starlights: We all had the same dream!
Hotaru: My clock moved! Usagi, go in for the kill with Mamoru!
Chapter Four!
Mamoru: Let's go have dinner!
Kakyuu: I want Seiya's body!
Minako: Mamoru's an idjit.
Starlights: We were gender changing soldiers! O.o
Usagi and Mamoru: KIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!
Chapter Five!
Mamoru: I feel so pretty and witty and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Minako: Yeah, Seiya, Usagi went out with Mamoru!
Seiya: Unrequited love is so one sided!
Hotaru: I insulted Yaten! ^.^
Chapter Six!
Rei: Jadeite's here!
Yaten: It's time to get my ultimate revenge on Hotaru!
Starlights: We fought a youma!
Hotaru: I remembered and then I kinda sorta told Mamoru and Usagi. ^_^!
Chapter Seven!
Yaten: Book dork is ruining my plans for revenge!
Kakyuu: Uh oh, youma!
Hotaru: Dude, I can heal!
Rei: I remember stuff! And so does Jadeite!
Chapter Eight!
Yaten: Okay, this chapter I'll get my ultimate revenge!
Rei: Jadeite and I reconcile!
Minako: I'm remembering stuff too!
Rei, Minako, and Makoto: Hey! We're all senshi!
Kakyuu: I still want Seiya's body!
Chapter Nine!
Everyone: Happy Halloween!
Haruka and Michiru: Lesbians rule! We make our cameo!
Metallia: I'm not evil…yeah…
Chapter Ten!
Ami: Um, these people are scary.
Hotaru: AHHHHHH! Mistress Nine!
Kakyuu: 'Cause Seiya's an idiot, I get hurt! Oh, I love you Seiya!
Seiya: I love you too!
Chapter Eleven!
Seiya: Erm, never mind! We can't be together!
Kakyuu: Fine, ho.
Chapter Twelve!
Seiya: I miss Kakyuu…she's hot!
Usagi and Minako: We have a CUNNING plan!
Haruka: Flashbacks while driving are not helpful if you plan not to get into an accident!
Chapter Thirteen!
Haruka: Michiru should make out with me because I'm sad…yeah…sad…
Setsuna: I'm the Queen of All Things Vague!
Haruka and Michiru: We're Sailor Senshi!
Seiya: Angst sucks. Let's get back together!
Kakyuu: Okay!
Chapter Fourteen!
Everyone: Senshi meeting! Is Metallia the enemy???
Ami: I'm a senshi!
Everyone: Surprise! Happy Birthday Hotaru!
Hotaru: Kickass! Presents!
Chapter Fifteen!
Hotaru and Mamoru: Yes! Christmas by ourselves!
Everyone else: Let's all have Christmas at Mamoru and Hotaru's!
Hotaru: Eeek! Nightmare? Yaten's in my room!
Yaten: Uh, yeah, let's be friends or something!
Chapter Sixteen!
Hotaru: Dude, I'm going in! Secret agent style!
Yaten: Not that I care, cause I don't!
Seiya: Whoops! Sorry Yaten, forgot your parents suck!
Hotaru: I'm being stalked! AHHHHHHHH!
Chapter Seventeen!
Mamoru: Hotaru's missing!
Taiki: Yaten's missing!
Hotaru: Saved by Yaten!
Yaten: My parents left me at an orphanage!
Hotaru and Yaten: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!
Chapter Eighteen!
Everyone: Happy Valentine's Day!
SAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Chapter Nineteen!
Hotaru: I'm not a lesbian and I'm not in love with Taiki!
Everyone: Let's go to the amusement park!
Metallia: Whoops they defeated my Doom and Gloom Girls!
Chapter Twenty!
Yaten: It's my birthday, let's go make out!
Seiya, Kakyuu, and Taiki: SURPRISE!!!
Yaten and Hotaru: O.O!
Chapter Twenty One!
Usagi: You two are a cute couple! Let's go fight Metallia!
Kakyuu: Um, someone go get Setsuna!
Yaten and Hotaru: Setsuna! Let's get a move on!
Haruka and Michiru: We're going to die!
Chapter Twenty Two!
Hotaru: Silent Wall! Now I'm injured!
Yaten: Metallia's a dork!
Mamoru: Ow, my leg.
Metallia: I'm purified!
Rei: Let's go dancing! Hotaru can pay!
Jadeite: Second chances baby!