"Human speak"

'Human thought'

"Demon/jutsu speak"

'Demon/jutsu thought'

"Arrancar speak"

'Arrancar thought'

Chapter 3: The Guests in the head pt.2

Reminder no jutsu

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"GO!"

Reminder no jutsu /kai/

"GO!" came up in big bold letters on the screen, nothing happened.

"…"

After a minute of nothing happening some people lost their cool, *cough* Grimmjow *cough*, "What the fuck is this all that hype for this if that isn't total-"he was interrupted mid rant when the words 'GOTCHA!' appeared on the screen.

Then the wires from the gloves, boots, and head disconnected that's when the Arrancar looks up at Karuma only to see his foxy grin full of mischief, and his faced morphed into one of shock and anger.

"Oh, you're a sly son of a- "then the floor opens up and he falls down a shot, "BBBIIIITTTTCCCCHHHH!"

By then almost everyone was on the floor (of course you know who wasn't), "Ooh…*pant*…*laugh*…my sides… the pain…*laugh*… make it stop!" exclaimed Kurama as he was holding his sides trying to get off the floor and back into his seat, letting out a satisfied sigh, the fox then pick up a remote and ear piece. He puts on the ear piece, and pushes some buttons on the remote, which cause the room to transform into something like a NASA command center, and the screen turns, catching everyone's attention and on it shows Grimmjow in what looks like a cockpit (think a gundam or giant robot cockpit) and he was pissed cursing up a storm that would make certain someones blush from embarrassment, and when they look back at they see the king of demons, the strongest of the tailed beasts dressed in a captions uniform seating in a captions chair.

Then Kyuubi says, "Now the real fun begins."

Real world…

"Everyone get down!" was the warning the old monkey shouted before the lights collided with the crimson dome around Naruto creating a light that blinded everyone in the area that lasted for a full minute before dying down to reveal Naruto? Levitating?

In the place where Naruto stood levitating over a crater about eight feet in diameter and two-three feet deep. Naruto stood levitating over the crater silent "BBBIIITTTCCCHHHH! FUCK YOU KYUUBI YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME KING OF THE TAILED BEAST OR NOT I'M FUCK MOTHERING ARRANCAR AND I'VE WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET TH-who the fuck are all you bitch's? Questioned the pissed Arrancar stopping mid-thought-rant noticing he wasn't in the brat's (Naruto) mind anymore.

"Me? I'm Namikaze Minato, the YondaimeHokage! now who are you and what have you done to my son!" exclaimed the older blond as he watches his son cautiously because of what just happened.

'who the fuck is th-' the foul tempered arrancar was interrupted mid thought as the kurama spoke into his mind. "hello Grimmjow, it's me Kurama the man in front of you is Naruto's father, Namikaze Minato and the woman their next to him is his mother Uzumaki kushina, now I want you to listen really closely and follow my instructions to the letter..." continued the king of the tailed beast as he explained his plan to the arrancar. "…. okay you got that..." Grimmjow nodded the affirmative. "...Good now let the show begin!" kurama exclaimed with unconcealed glee of the moment. just as he said that as Ranka and a disheveled Naruto walked into the control room to see what was happening on the screen.

"hey Kurama-sama I have Naruto here with me." called out the spirt, as she pulled along Naruto looking like he just got through a war. everyone looked to him as if expecting him to give them an explanation on why he looked like that.

Naruto just said he would explain it all later after he found out what Kurama wanted.

"well Naruto part of what I called you for was about our new guests..." kurama explains while pointing out the group of arrancars,"...and why there here, which is to train you but we can get to that later right now we're about to watch a new show called 'sweat revenge' would you li-", before Kurama could even finish his sentence Naruto was already in the seat beside him, already eating popcorn and a cola with a smile on his face. "-ke to watch with us?" Kurama finished with a sweat drop.

Naruto looked at kurama "what?" He asked tilting his head to the side.

"Nothing." Kurama replied. "let's just start the show"

Grimmjow P.O.V.

After the Tailed Beast finished explaining the plan to me, I could feel my fear and respect for him grow. For only the most cunning and vengeful mind would ever think of something so cruel and for someone as sadistic as myself to say that something was cruel well, and mean it, both terrified and excited me for what I was about to do.

Normal P.O.V.

As everyone wait for the being the young Namakaze to respond they all felt a chill run up their spines as he slowly began to grin evilly at them.

"Well if it isn't the Famous Fourth Hokage, Minato Namakaze, what don't you recognize me I mean it's only been what eight years since I nearly destroyed your village, I mean I may have gotten a little shorter but I didn't think you would forget me so easily now that's just hurtful.

As he spoke, they all began to realize who it was they were speaking to but too afraid to voice.

Until "kyuubi..." Kushina said it with a look of utter fear, until she realized that the beast has taken over her child. "KYUUBI I SWEAR NO I PROMISE YOU THAT IF YOU'VE DONE ANYTHING TO MY SON I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE ONLY TO LEAVE YOU ALIVE ENOUGH FOR ME TO BOTH DUMP YOU IN A LIKE FILLED WITH LEMON JUICE AND SALT THEN TO DRAG YOU OUT AND CHOP OFF WHAT MAKES YOU THE STRONGEST BUJI WITH A HOT RUST SPOON AND ROAST IT AND FEED IT TO YOU ALL WHILE I CHOKE THE LIFE FROM YOUR BATTERED BODY!" She exclaimed with a look of pure rage on her face as her hair waved behind her like nine separate tails.

Everyone looked at kushina in utter shock as not only threa- no promised utter pain to the strongest of the Tailed Beasts but also how she looked like she was posed by a demon herself, and the men, even those inside of Naruto's head included especially Kurama covered their privates and backed away from her a little bit.

"mom is really scary when she wants to be" muttered a mentally scared Naruto.

After a LONG pregnant pause Kushina looked around only to see every stairing at her "WHAT!?" She yelled.

"Okay moving on I just wanted to say thank you all for my limited freedom." Grimmjow continued moving on from that outburst that the red hair woman just had. "because without you I would still be trap in that infernal seal."

"what do you mean we helped you escape from the seal?" Quizzed the blond 'DUMBASS' Hokage not understanding what happened to the seal on his son to set the beast free, even if only enough to control his son.

Naruto's mind

Kurama had handed Naruto a microphone. Which Naruto looked at him strangely until the tailed beast whispered something in his ear, which caused an evil smirk the likes of which would make the devil himself proud. Then turning back to the screen contacted Grimmjow.

"hey Grimmjow, get ready for a little surprise for everyone just keep going as normal everything is ready on our end."

"loud and clear you fucking walking rug!"

"fucking prick. Well Naruto are you ready?" asked kurama. Which Naruto shock his head up and down in excitement. Then Kurama held up his hand and counted down. "5..4..3..2..1.."

Reality

"Oh, that's simple you blond dumbass you broke your sons spi-"until he lost control of his voice to the blond child."Kaa-san, tou-san please help me I'm scared! Plea-" "*burp* sorry about that, little guy still has some kick to him, but as I was saying you help me escape by breaking his spirit. I mean over the eight years of his life the neglect, the abuse, and the hate oh the he could never hate any of you no matter what I tried he stood firm in trying to protect you guys and got nothing but pain from it. But each day the boys very will that keep me at bay started to wain and wain, until today when it finally broke, when you made the announcement taking away his birthright that is when he gave up hope and that is when I got my freedom to talk to you today."

AND THAT'S A WRAP PEOPLE GOOD WORK EVERYONE!

SO YEAH IM BACK... NOT FROM THE DEAD JUST A VERY LONG SEBATICAL...I HAVE NO OTHER EXCUSS OTHER THAN I HAD FORGOTTEN I HAD WRITTEN THIS STORY UNTIL I JUST RANDOMLY CHECKED MY fANFIC PROFILE AND SAW ALL THESE LIKE REVIEWS AND FOLLOWS/FAVORITES SO IM THIS IS A QUICK CHAPTER AND I WILL TRY TO BE BETTER AND MAKE REGULER CHAPTER UPDATES! SO PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND PRAY FOR ME!

P.S. ATTCEPTING ALL FORMS OF HELPFUL CRITISIMS THAT'S NOT JUST HATERS OF FLAMERS.