Nastu P.O.V

*sigh*" I'm so bored" I complied running my fingers through my spiky pink hair, it was about 9pm and every one in the guild was starting to head home.

"Aye" replied Happy laying on his back, he was playing with a fish bone.

"Good night every one, Im just gonna head back now" Yelled lucy from across the gluid and out the huge wooden front doors.

"hey Happy get up I know what we're gonna do tonight" I said while building up a deathly aura around me (nastu has his rape face on, Oh no XD)

"Aye sir" shouted Happy and with that we were flying out of the gluid (well Happy was flying and Nastu was hanging on)

[time skip out side Lucy's house]

I tied my white scarf around my head like a ninja and happy put a pair of pink frilled panties on his head that he stole from lucys draw last week.

"ready Happy" I wishpred to happy

"aye sir" Happy wishperd back. We quietly and carefully climbed up the long metal water pipe running up lucy's house, we were perching on lucys bathrooms window ceil (from outside)

"ahh the water sure is nice and hot tonight" Lucy thought out loud

" Nin Nin Lucy appears to be taking a bath, what is the mission tonight oh great ninja master nastu" Happy whispered

" The Mission is *whisper whisper whisper whisper* " I said smirking

"Aye sir" Happy smirked back. we jumped over to the next window Ceil and opened it, jumping onto lucys bed, trying not to make a noise we snuck over to lucys closet and grabbed her ******* *******

"I have a wedge nastu" Happy said depressingly with a water fall of tears coming out of his eyes

"shhh were almost at the bathroom happy, just unpick it" I whispered back

*BAM* I kicked down Lucy's bathroom door reveling Me wearing lucy's pink bunny girls costume (he's still wearing his scarf around his head XD) and Happy wearing a white thong with baby pink frills

"Nin Nin" Happy and I both shouted to lucy who was wearing nothing but a small white towel wrapped around her body.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Lucy screamed on top of her lungs making me and Happy flinch and cover are now damaged ears

"You Pervy Ninja's!" lucy screamed before giving us her legendary Lucy kick making Happy and I slam against the wall.