Author's Note: I am shameless. I know.
Title: All's Fair In Online Wars
Summary: The Generation of Miracles fight over Kuroko…the modern way.
PWP, KurokoxGoM, mainly KiseKuro, AoKuro, and AkaKuro, eventual AkaKuro. Because Akashi always gets exactly what he wants, yup, yup. And so do the fangirls.
Kuroko Tetsuya is online.
Kise Ryouta- Yo, Kurokocchi! What are you doing online now?
Kuroko Tetsuya-Ah, Kise-kun. I was just doing homework.
Kise Ryouta-We have homework? O.O
Aomine Daiki-Tetsu, can I just copy yours?
Kuroko Tetsuya-Of course not, Aomine-kun. We're in different groups.
Akashi Seijuro is online.
Midorima Shintaro updated the album; "Lucky Items."
Murasakibara Atsushi-Midochin, is it really necessary to share on Facebook what your lucky item today is?
Midorima Shintaro-It is imperative that people with the same zodiac sign as I know how to improve their luck today.
Murasakibara Atsushi-Oh…okay -.- BTW, Kurochin, you forgot you were supposed to go out and get food with me today.
Kuroko Tetsuya-Ah, right, Murasakibara-kun. Kagami-kun took me for vanilla shakes today so I forgot.
Akashi Seijuro-Facebook is overrated. All of you. Get on Skype instead.
Kuroko Tetsuya-…Hai.
Aomine Daiki-Whatever
Kise Ryouta-Okay, Akashicchi :)
Murasakibara Atsushi-Kuroko, go with me tomorrow instead, okay?
Midorima Shintaro-Okay
Skype is opening. Take a deep breath.
C0pyCat says: LOL
Phantom23 says: What is it, Kise-kun?
C0pyCat says: Nothing, Kurokocchi :D
Th3Captain says: Tetsuya, accompany me tomorrow.
Phantom23 says: Where, Akashi-kun?
Pringlez says: Wait, Kurochin, you were going with ME tomorrow!
LadyLuck says: If you'd listened to me earlier, Murasakibara, and taken the lucky cat ears I offered you, you would not be in this situation.
TanNBlue says: No one in their right mind would wear those in public. And change your username.
Glass3s says: Is this one better?
TanNBlue says: No.
Phantom23 says: But, Akashi-kun, Murasakibara-kun asked first.
Pringlez says: Yeah, Akachin. -.-
Th3Captain says: It does not matter. Meet me at the Hachiko statue tomorrow at 11. That's an order.
C0pyCat started this group chat
C0pyCat says: Oi guys, Akashicchi and Murasakibaracchi are driving Kurokocchi in a dangerous corner.
Glass3s says: I think you mean, INTO a dangerous corner.
TanNBlue says: For the love of God, pick a decent username.
FuckYouAomineDaiki says:
FuckYouMidorimaShintaro says:
C0pyCat added IloveTetsuKun to this chat
IloveTetsuKun says: Huh? What's this?
C0pyCat says: Akashicchi and Murasakibaracchi are fighting over Kurokocchi :(
IloveTetsuKun says: WHAT? WHERE ARE THEY
C0pyCat says: Ah, I made this group chat so we could talk in private.
IloveTetsuKun says: ADD ME TO THAT CHAT NAO :(
Pringlez says: noooo Kurochin's coming with me
Th3Captain says: be careful, Atsushi.
Pringlez says: What? You're not my captain anymore :|
C0pyCat added IloveTetsuKun to this chat
Phantom23 says: Huh? Who is that?
Pringlez says: Ah, Momoichin
Th3Captain says: Satsuki.
IloveTetsuKun says: OMG AKASHI-KUN AND MURASAKIBARA-KUN I HATE BOTH OF YOU SO MUCH WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING OVER TETSU-KUN HE'S GOING OUT WITH ME ALREADY
Phantom23 says: Ah…calm down Momoi-san.
FuckYouMidorimaShintaro says: I knew this was a bad idea.
FuckYouAomineDaiki says: Why did you not say so?
C0pyCat says: Momoicchi is unhinged :(
IloveTetsuKun says: OMFG ALL OF YOU SHUT UP THIS IS SERIOUS
FuckYouMidorimaShintaro says: Oi Satsuki, shut up!
Th3Captain says: Oh my. New targets for my shears.
FuckYouAomineDaiki says: Kuroko, why don't you come with me tomorrow instead? Vanilla flavored stuff is my lucky item tomorrow anyway.
FuckYouMidorimaShintaro says: O RLY? Like hell it is
FuckYouAomineDaiki says: Fuck you, Aomine Daiki.
Pringlez says: come ooooon Kurochin.
Phantom23 says: This is troublesome. Can't we all just go together?
Th3Captain says: That is unacceptable.
IloveTetsuKun says: NOOOO! TETSU-KUN JUST GO WITH ME TOMORROW
FuckYouMidorimaShintaro says: Tetsu'll die if he goes with any of you—go with me.
Phantom23 says: I just remembered that I have to take a make-up exam tomorrow.
Th3Captain says: Tetsuya…
FuckYouMidorimaShintaro says: I'm not sure I believe you
IloveTetsuKun says: Do you want me to study with you, Tetsu-kun? 3
Pringlez says: Oh yeah, I'll go over to your house with lotsa snacks, Kurochin :D
C0pyCat says: HEI HEI what about me? :( Kurokocchi, I'm a bad student, help me too!
Phantom23 says: This is getting hard. Um, and Aomine-kun, and Midorima-kun, could you both change your usernames? I don't really…
TanNBlue says:
Glass3s says:
Phantom23 says: Thank you.
Th3Captain says: Ryouta, make me a host of this chat.
Th3Captain has been promoted to chat host
C0pyCat says: ^_^
Th3Captain ejected Phantom23 from this chat
IloveTetsuKun says: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
C0pyCat added Phantom23 to this chat
Th3Captain ejected Phantom23 from this chat
Th3Captain says: We need to talk about who's going with Tetsuya tomorrow.
C0pyCat says: OH! I WILL I WILL my manager said I need to bring another male model with me tom :D
TanNBlue says: Tetsu's not a model :|
C0pyCat says: He's good enough to be one ;)
IloveTetsuKun says: No fair. All of you have gone out with him at least once except me :'(
Pringlez says: That IS true…
Th3Captain says: Need I remind you that I am the captain?
Glass3s says: WERE the captain.
Th3Captain throws a pair of shears at Glass3s
Glass3s dodged them
C0pyCat laughs
Th3Captain throws a chainsaw at C0pyCat
C0pyCat says: Aw, Akashicchi killed me :(
Pringlez says: But my outing with Kurochin has been postponed already…it should be me
TanNBlue says: But I was Tetsu's closest friend!
IloveTetsuKun says: This is getting nowhere, Dai-chan -_-
Th3Captain says: Should we just let Tetsuya decide?
TanNBlue says: Ah, you know him. If it were up to him, he'd want all of us to go together.
Th3Captain says: True…and Tetsuya was the ONLY one I could tolerate out of all of you.
TanNBlue says: The feeling is mutual.
Glass3s says: Same here.
Pringlez says: Kurochin always looks so tasty :D
C0pyCat says: Well, I DO like Kurokocchi more than all of you, I guess…
Glass3s says: Murasakibara, what you just said sounded so wrong on so many levels.
IloveTetsuKun says: There's no love lost between you guys :| sometimes I feel Tetsu-kun was the only one holding the whole team together.
Th3Captain says: And that is why he is coming with me.
IloveTetsuKun says: THAT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER AND NO HE'S GOING WITH ME
TanNBlue says: He's going with me
C0pyCat says: No me
Glass3s says: No me
Pringlez says: No me
C0pyCat added Phantom23 to this chat
Th3Captain says: RYOUTA WHY DID YOU BRING HIM BACK?
C0pyCat says: SORRY AKASHICCHI I FORGOT!
Phantom23 says: Kise-kun, what is going on?
C0pyCat says: Look, Kurokocchi, unless you pick one of us to go with tomorrow, no on is gonna shut up.
Phantom23 says: But I can't choose.
C0pyCat says: Kurokocchi, I like you. And I don't like seeing other people fight over you.
Phantom23 says: Kise-kun…
C0pyCat says: Go with me tomorrow. I'll deal with the others.
C0pyCat says: Kurokocchi?
Phantom23 is offline
TanNBlue says: Tetsu, go with me tomorrow.
Phantom23 says: Can't I just stay at home?
TanNBlue says: Look, I just…I don't like seeing how possessive Akashi is of you.
Phantom23 says: Why don't you like it?
TanNBlue says: Maybe because…I like you.
TanNBlue says: Tetsu?
Phantom23 is offline
Pringlez says: Kurochin, you are NEVER one to break your promises :( go with me tomorrow
C0pyCat says: No, he's going with me
TanNBlue says: He and I are playing basketball tomorrow, and that's final.
IloveTetsuKun says: NO DAI-CHAN, all of you are being unfair! I get to go with him tomorrow!
Glass3s says: My horoscope says that tomorrow I have to spend the day with a good friend or I'll have the worst luck.
C0pyCat says: Hey…guys… why is Akashicchi so quiet?
TanNBlue says: Akashi?
IloveTetsuKun says: Akashi-kun? Are you there?
IloveTetsuKun says: Maybe he's busy.
Phantom23 is offline
Pringlez says: Aw. Kurochin left.
CopyCat says: Maybe it's time we went to bed too.
TanNBlue says: I'm feeling really disappointed :(
Glass3s says: Oh, Aomine you sounded really girly.
Th3Captain is offline
IloveTetsuKun says: Oh well…good night, guys! Maybe the day after tomorrow, I can go with Tetsu-kun ^_^
Pringlez says: No.
Pringlez is offline
IloveTetsuKun is offline
TanNBlue is offline
C0pyCat is offline
Glass3s is offline
Phantom23 is online
Th3Captain is online
Th3Captain says: So, at the Hachiko statue tomorrow, 11am.
Phantom23 says: Aomine-kun and Kise-kun both…sort of confessed to me.
Th3Captain says: Did you give them an answer?
Phantom23 says: You know I didn't. See you tomorrow.
Th3Captain says: Good. See you tomorrow.
Phantom23 is offline
Th3Captain is offline
Phantom23 is online
Phantom23 says: I like you, Akashi-kun.
Phantom23 is offline
Th3Captain is online
Th3Captain says: I know, Tetsuya.
Th3Captain is offline
OMAKE
C0pyCat says: So now we discuss this…
TanNBlue says: Yes…
C0pyCat says: Which one of use gets to use IL0veP0keSpe as an instrument to end up with Kurokocchi next?
FeatheredSeals says: Excuse me?!
IloveTetsuKun says: ME!
FeatheredSeals says: I dunno, I'm laying off the yaoi…
C0pyCat says: AW! BUT YOU LOVE YAOI DON'T YOU SO WRITE A STORY WITH ME AND KUROKOCCHI
FeatheredSeals says: Depends.
IloveTetsuKun says: LOL
Author's Note: Seriously, who do I write with next? I'm kinda itching to do Momoi/Kuroko though… haha. Yes, my username in Skype is FeatheredSeals. Feel free to contact me, I suppose. Reviews are revered. Thank you for reading!
By the way, Kise's confession, Aomine's confession, and the final fighting over Kuroko all happened at the same time, so Kuroko went offline at the same time in all three. They're not consecutive events :D