Yes, another snippet series. You know the drill, these are helping me clear the clutter in my head, and they make me laugh.

Disclaimer, I own neither the Harry Potter series nor any other series mentioned or involved in this. If you believed that I did, you may be as smart as a space faring aquatic fowl.

"He's WHAT!?"

That was the cry that echoed through the Hokage's Tower, frightening the already shaking Jiraiya to his core.

He steeled himself in front of his friend (and boss), before taking a deep breath, "Naruto's missing. I fell asleep while he was training and when I woke up he was gone."

Tsunade's mind was racing, "Okay, he can't have been taken too far in this short of a time, I can put together a tracking team, and..."

"Actually," Jiraiya interrupted nervously, "It hasn't been that short of a head start."

Tsunade leveled a glare at the toad man, "How-Long?"

Jiraiya gulped, feeling like he was staring down an angry bull, "I've been looking for him myself for about...three months." In less than a second, he was lifted by his vest and being shaken like a martini.

"You mean to tell me Naruto has been missing for three months and you didn't feel the need to inform us!?"

"I'm Sorry!" Jiraiya yelled, "I thought at first he just wandered off, that he'd be back in a few hours, then a day, then a week," Jiraiya saw this wasn't helping, since he couldn't remember ever seeing Tsunade this shade of red, "Look, I'm fairly certain that Akatsuki doesn't have him, and the toads say he's alive, they can't reverse summon him because he's somewhere too far off, so we know he can't be in any of the hidden villages and-"

"So all we know," Tsunade growled, is that Naruto is somewhere far from here because "YOU couldn't keep your eyes open? Give me one reason I shouldn't," She noticed his eyes widen as the room seemed to darken, "What?" she turned, only to see what was probably the last thing she ever expected to see, it was like something out of science fiction.

A flying Saucer...

An honest to god, big, metal, UFO...

As the screams from the village reached her ears, she took a defensive stance, ready to dodge any weapon she may see, as a hole opened in the ship and a platform extended, breaking through the window. Ready for the worst, the two Sannin watched a door in the hole slide open, a small figure stepped out, walking down the platform. It was wearing an odd type of armor, a bronze-ish color. He was at most about half the size of either Sannin, and its skin was completely black and it's eyes seemed too big for its head. It was soon flanked by a pair of floating, metal torsos, stylized like the odd mans armor, with odd looking weapons at the end of their arms. He looked at the two elder ninja, before speaking with his unseen mouth.

"Presenting, her highness, Ruler of Mars and Empress of the Martian Empire, Queen Tyr'ahnee, accompanied by her consort."

From the doorway stepped two figures. The first seemed to be a female of the announcers race, but unlike him was proportioned like a human woman, probably a bit better than most. She still had no visible mouth, but a pink mark across the bridge of her nose and long white hair, and dressed to the point that Jiraiya would have been drooling in a less serious situation. Her 'consort', however, was a surprise.

"Hey Baa-chan! Ero-Sennin! I'm back!"