Hey guys! Sorry for the long delay- whoa!

( dodges flaming pitchfork )

Look guys. I am sorry for abandoning you. But I just DON'T LIVE on Fanfiction. I'm actually writing original stories on Wattpad now, so I haven't disappeared from the Internet, 'Kay?

Angry reader: Do you KNOW how long we waited?

Globe: *checks watch*

Archer: *looks through calendar*

Globe: No. But I promise you, I have not forgotten about this. I just hate, hate breaking promises.

Logic and Common Sense both appear in green cloaks.

Logic: Ugh, you two are back, eh?

Common Sense: I believe we have failed to keep these two dundering fools away from this site.

Archer: well it wasn't hard. I mean like, it just looks... Depressing sometimes. It's like.. Ugh.

Globe: Shut up. Now, you're probably all mad at me for being gone for sooo long. But it's because LIFE GOT IN THE FREAKING WAY. And it got so much in the way that I've changed. Spiritually of course. If you want to know what I mean by spiritually, just find me on Wattpad by the name of LunarScholar if you really wanna know.

Archer: *wipes tear with napkin as depressing vocals echo in the background* Globe... Tell them the news.

Globe: I cannot. I will not. I shan't not!

Archer: JUST TELL THEM FOR GOD'S SAKE!

The crowd watches intently as Globe bites her lip, wondering what she should do. ( Logic: Explain, perhaps?)

Globe: Yes, this is Whatcha' Gonna Do? It's Marauder Mary Sue. But this might be my final story on here. I'm probably going to pack up and leave.

Happy boy: oh good, she's leaving. She kinda took up the space that could actually be used for-oh, I don't know, good writers?

Globe: Well that boosts my self esteem. -_-

Archer: Why're you leaving?

Globe: I didn't say I was leaving, I just said there would be a really good chance. So just in case I do leave, I'm going to make WGDIMMS the best gosh darn educational parody I could make on this account and go out with a bang.

Crowd cheers.

Globe: Right here and right now, I'm going to give a genuine thank you to everyone who supported Little Miss Mary Sue: An Epic Tale of Epic Sueness. Thanks goes to:

Wetstar, Shaphire15, Firefly264, Anon ( oh you silly little troll!), MoonyTheAlchemist, Andy Elladora Black, SmileyD, and RavenclaWriter (best Internet fanfic friend a girl could have). Especially, Heimhermharm for being the very first follower of the story.

If I have forgotten anyone, please forgive my ignorance. If I misspelled a username, forgive my forgetfulness. I wrote you all down from MEMORY just to show you the love you've given me and this story.

And now, I'm going to repay you for being such an absent-minded fool.

Welcome to Whatcha' Gonna Do? It's Marauder Mary Sue!