Two Brits, Two Hikaris, And Two BatWings

Summary: Ryou and Bakura have been physically separated by the authoress, Melvin is no longer a character in these two stories, and Ryou lives in the same apartment as Marik and Bakura. Things have been settled and calmed down, however much Bakura argues with his hikari (Ryou) or his gir- I MEAN BOYfriend (Marik). But everything that was fixed in Flattening Down the Bunny Ears is about to fall apart. But not necessarily in a bad way. YGOTAS. Yaoi. Thiefshipping! Deathshipping? SLENDERMAN?! WHAT?!/?!1/!?1 Sequel to Flattening Down the Bunny Ears, the third in a trilogy

Alternate Summary: After almost being scarred for life by the physical aspect of Marik and Bakura's relationship, Ryou is given his own body by the authoress, and now lives with them. The three of them have figured out how things are going to go from then on, and life is going as smoothly as it possibly can for the three of them. But everything that was fixed in Flattening Down the Bunny Ears is about to fall apart. But not necessarily in a bad way. YGOTAS. Yaoi. Thiefshipping! Deathshipping? SLENDERMAN?!

Characters: Marik Ishtar, Yami Bakura, Ryou Bakura, Sle- erm... and no one else.

Rating: T, because you know why

Genre: Humor, Romance, and Awesome (Oh wait...awesome is not a genre, is it? Well it should be! What genre are we supposed to put for fanfics about Prussia?!)

I said I would do it! And I did it!

Yes! What started with "Italian Curls and British Bunny Ears (or Bat Wings)" has now become a trilogy! What shall I call it? Erm... EBH. Erogenous British Hair (EBH). Yes! That's perfect! But if you think of another and better name, by all means suggest it to me!
It is HIGHLY recommended- practically mandatory- that you read the first two before reading this one. This is a series, with the stories highly connected. Even more so than those of the ToLaD trilogy. You could enjoy the 3 fanfics in that trilogy separately perfectly fine without having to read all three, even if they are connected. But not with this one. With this story, you have to start at the beginning. Go read ICaBBE(oBW) now, if you haven't already, then read FDtBE!

So. Just to let you know... NO Slenderman will NOT be in this fanfic. YES, Melvin is STILL no longer a character in either FDtBE or this story. YES, Ryou is still slightly traumatized from chapters 3 and 4 of Flattening Down the Bunny Ears. Yes, Marik still is a Heta-freak fanboy. Yes, Bakura's bunny ears/batwings are still VERY similar to the Italy Brother's curls. Yes, Ryou likes Skylanders, Yes, Bakura likes Happy Tree Friends because of all the blood.
Will there be a lemon in this? Will the rating go above T again? Uh... I don't know and hopefully not.

You know how much I'm dedicated to this story still? I'm STILL typing this on my old iPod, the one with the broken home button that I have to turn off and on just to change applications! I love this series too much to change iPods.

Anyway...

I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, YGOTAS, Hetalia, the fanfiction site, Bakura's hair (I wish!), the British language, or any of the character/trademarks in those. I DO, however, own a Hetalia shirt.

R&R

ENJOY~!

Marik and Bakura were in the living room, watching Hetalia. Marik was wearing his Hetalia shirt that was cut off at the midriff. Ryou was hiding away in his soundproofed roomates the end of the hall because he thought that Marik and Bakura might be having sex or something like that.

Sound familiar? It should. Because this is almost exactly how Flattening Down the Bunny Ears ended off.

However, this isn't Flattening Down the Bunny ears, and it is exactly a week later.

Marik somehow convinced Bakura to watch another episode of Hetalia with him. This time, it was an episode that had nothing to do with Italy or Romano or anyone else in the show that had the same type of hair Bakura did. By that, I mean erogenous hair.

Yeah. You read that right.

If you have no clue where the frig that idea came from, you have some catching up to do, and need to go read not only "Flattening Down the Bunny Ears" but also "Italian Curls and British Bunny Ears (or Bat Wings)". Seriously. Go do it now, if you haven't already!

So anyway... The two of them are watching Hetalia peacefully and calmly. All is calm in the appartment the three of them share.

But knowing Marik, Bakura, and Ryou, you know that this is all going to change at some point in the day, don't you?

How about right now?

Suddenly, Bakura's eyes widened. Marik noticed and paused the video. "What's wrong?" he asked.

Bakura's eyes returned to normal and he looked at Marik. "Uh... Ryou just told me something. I have to go over there and deal with him."

"What did he say?"

"It's a Bakura thing. You do not want to know nor do you need to know. I should be back in several minutes." He removed Marik's arm from around his shoulder and stood up.

Marik stood up as well. "Uh... Okay. I have to get something from my room anyway. Knock on my door when you finish with him."

Bakura stopped focusing on him and just stared straight ahead. But he was still vaguely listening, so he nodded slowly.

He walked into the hallway and headed for Ryou's room.

Marik also walked into the hallway, but headed for his own room.

He heard Bakura knocking on the British hikari's bedroom door. Marik froze in the doorway when he heard Ryou's door unlock and open, and then slam shut. The room was soundproofed, so he wouldn't be able to hear anything that went on inside.

Marik wondered what was about to happen and wondered if he should be concerned. After a moment or two, Marik went into his room and closed the door.

This is where the "preview" in the second-to-last chapter of Flattening Down the Bunny Ears left off. What happens next, you may wonder? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!

This story will NOT have a set update schedule. It would be safe to assume that I hope to update at least once a week, but this isn't set in stone. I decided not to have a schedule, and instead I will update when I feel like it. I'll mostly update once a week, but I might occasionally update more than once. I just don't want to be tied down by a schedule for this. But I will update often. As always, I have most of the story typed out on my iPod already and all I need to do is send it to myself and site-edit everything as I go along.

I lied in this first chapter. But where?

See you next chapter!

BYEEEEEEEEEEEE~!