I have no idea in the world why I thought this would be a good idea, but here I am writing some sort of silly type of ridicuously bad poetry, except well I have no reason except procrastination to the max (at least its better than dressing your cat up like nyan cat and running around the house singing the highly annoying but addictive song.) so here we go, i apoligise to all those poor sods that read this and feel like they have lost a minute of their life that they will never get back. enjoy ;)

Also sorry to those waiting for more updates on my other story 'hiding in plain sight'. i have finished the story in my mind (and yes there will be a reveal) Ijust need to type it up when i stop being such a lazy mofo. Also working on another story at the moment for sherlock, so a bit busy with that and just life in general. thanks for those waiting patiently and the reviews.


A is for Arthur the Once and Future King

B is for Bandit and all the trouble they bring

C is Camelot, a kingdom history do best to mind

D is Dragon Lord, the last of his kind

E is for Emrys, all powerful and immortal is he.

F is for Freya, lady of the lake and Merlins true love is she.

G is for Gwaine, need I say more?

H is for Hero, Merlin defeats monsters of tale and lore.

I is for idiocy, of Merlin's magic Arthur is unobservant.

J is for job, Merlin is Prince Arthur's manservant.

K is for Kilhgarrah and all the riddles he speaks.

L is for Lancelot, a noble knight and the griffin that shrieks.

M is for Mordred, the druid boy, Arthur's death is his blame.

N is for Nimueh, death and deceit is her game.

O is for old, what Merlin is when he is Dragoon.

P is for Pendragon, their colours are gold and 'maroon'.

Q is for quest and the Queen Gwen they impress.

R is for Round table, a place of nobleness.

S is for secrets and the magic Merlin must hide.

T is for Tavern, where Arthur and Merlin play side by side.

U is for Uther the tyrant king, his laws are unjust.

V is for Vivianne, after whom Prince Arthur lust.

W is for Witch, Morgana desires the throne.

X is for (E)xcalibur, the sword in the stone.

Y is for Ygraine, and why must it be such a frusterating show.

Z is for zeal, what ends up happening we will never know...