It was like any other day in New Yor-

"HEY! Narrator."

Ugh yes Deadpool?

"Cut the chatter I'm trying to watch the game here."

... ... Deadpool I'm trying to tell a story here.

"What did I say I'm trying to watch the game here. Sheesh."

Any way it was like any other da-

"Are you trying to tell a story with moi, because if you are then do it later I'm watching the game here."

Deadpool can you at least work with me here?

"Depends what's in it for me?"

Yea whats in it for us?

I too would like to know?

Look guys this is like one of my first times trying to make a suitable crossover about you three and another subject that I love.

"Yea I couldn't help but look at your profile It say's your a brony. Is this another Mlp crossover Because if it is-"

Its not a Mlp fic I assure you both you and Pinkie togther would be too hard for me to even try to do. I can't have two fourthwall breaking lunatics now can I.

"Alright so what's it about? Is it an Anime one."

In a way Yea, yea it is.

terrific. *Says sarcastically*

Look I know your wackyness combined with anime makes things *wazes hands around* Loco but come on can I at least try it.

"Why aint you working on your other fics I happened to know you have at least 5 other fics?"

six I have six other fics.

Whats the matter got writers block.

You could say that.

"Alright, alright I can see that this is gonna get me no where closer to watching the game so lets get this over with."

Truly you'll do it?

"Yea sure it ain't like I'm doing anything else since my game came out. By the way you gonna buy it?"

Yea I already did when it came out.

So how far you get?

I got to where you crashed the Blackbird on genosia.

Good times.

"Alright lets get to it so who I'm crossoverin with? Is it Ninja's cause if it's ninja's I aint doing it."

No it is not Naruto it is a anime with a slight following of people. Have you ever heard of Zero No Tsukaima?

Can't say we have.

Well let me give you the short version of it. Kid gets summoned to be familiar which is a slave. Kid develops feeling for flat chested master kid discovers magical talking katana.

"WOAH WOAH WOAH. did you say Talking katana."

Yes.

"LET'S DO THIS THING!"

Shouldn't we learn more of what were getting into?

Learning SCREW LEARNING WE GOT THINGS TO DO PEOPLE TO KILL AND A TALKING SWORD TO FIND.

Guess it's decided.

Alright now I can begin. It wa-

"JUST SKIP TO THE PART WERE I'M SUMMONED ALREADY!"

Fine... A big green ball of light appears in front of you.

"Wait, wait I need my stuff."

Deadpool I'll give you your stuff just get absorbed by the ball already.

"You'll give me my guns? My Knife, Teleportation belt, grenades, Chimichangas, And Tacos?"

Yes but you will have to acquire them in the next world for now you have your basic equipment that you will need.

So basically everything. Right?

No his basic equipment will be a bowie knife two Beretta's belt of grenades and infinite snack-foods.

Do we really need infinite?

Yes yes you will your master will barely feed you bread and that bread is moldy. Just a word of warning she has a short fuse and her spells always results in explosions.

"Sounds like my kinda girl. Alright here I go."

Deadpool jumped into the green ball and bright whiteness blurred his vision. He found himself about four miles in the air above a pentagon shaped castle

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?"

Deadpool hit the ground hard leaving a small crater. Dust and smoke were everywhere and students could be heard coughing.

WHAT AN ENTRANCE!

I must say it does have a certain appeal to it.

Students coughed and swiped their hands at the dusty air, several of them sneered with annoyance, "That was by far the largest explosion yet, Zero."

"Hah! As expected of the Zero!" another added.

A sultry sexy voice then added it's own quip. "That was quite the explosion, Louise! I hope you didn't blow up your poor familiar as well; it would be such a shame you know?"

whats up with these kids there all being mean to this Louise chick.

She must be the person that summoned us and has the short temper.

The girl in question though just ignored their taunts.

A pink haired girl stood gazing down at the thing she had summoned. She had no idea what it was but it surely wasn't what she wanted. Then a voice of authority which was her teacher called. out

"Ms. Louise can you please finish the summoning ritual."

Louise gazed at her teacher and slowly nodded. She crouched down and said the magic binding words.

What?

Oh no we are about to be in a contract DEADPOOL WAKEUP!

"O, Pentagon Of The Five Elemental Powers... I announce: bless this union of balance and fate!" And then she kissed Deadpool on the cheek.

Of course this brought on the searing pain that was happening to his hand. Which caused Deadpool to open up his eyes very fast and bolt right up into the air.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS!"

QUICK CUT IT OFF TO RID THE PAIN!

Taking his inner self's advice he pulled out his Bowie knife and prepared to slice off his own hand. Students stared in awe at what he was doing and all of them winced When Deadpool clean sliced off his hand like a butcher.

"Ahhh that's better no more burning pain."

The students stared in awe as they saw this man just slice off his own hand to avoid a binding contract.

Nice save there buddy now we can be independent again.

The teacher then walked up to him and stared in wonder. Deadpool was a little weird-ed out by this guys staring.

"HEY CHROME DOME stop staring." Said Deadpool while tightening the grip to his knife. The professor furrowed his brow in anger at the insult and pointed his staff at him.

"Sir do you know what you have just done?" He said threateningly. Deadpool merely raised an eyebrow to this. "You have just removed your contract with your master before it even took effect."

Deadpool just Deadpanned at him.

HAHAHA THAT WAS classic.

Deadpool took his bowie knife and with the speed that would rival many sliced the teachers staff to nothing but bits and pieces.

"LOOK BUDDY I DON'T LIKE BEING DRAGGED INTO CONTRACTS WITH OUT MY APPROVAL." He said threateningly while pointing the knife at him. The teacher stepped back away from the knife but Deadpool stepped closer then a young blonde with a white open shirt decided to be brave and use his magic to Float Deadpool in the air.

Hey no fair that's cheating.

Luckily Deadpool used his other hand to grab a Beretta and fire it at the student who was using the spell to float him in the air. The bullet hit the young man in the shoulder. And Deadpool fell comically to the ground. It was then Louise the supposed Master decided to step in.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE MY FAMILIAR NOW I ORDER YOU TO STOP AT ONCE."

Hey who does she think she is to order s like that.

When the narrator said short fuse he wasn't kidding.

Deadpool got back up to his feet like a ninja and grabbed the nearest thing to take hostage. Which was Louise Francoise De La Valliere.

"Nobody move or the girl gets it." Students stood in shock as this person just took one of their own hostage. Louise was even in more shock as her own familiar was doing this. The Professor told the rest of the students to go away and soon it was just Him Deadpool and Louise. But off to the side hiding behind some walls were a dark skinned busty chick and a short girl with blue hair. "Alright Chrome Dome here are my demands. Give me the staff of destruction and I won't have to kill anyone."

The Professo- wait a minute how do you know about the Staff of destruction we aren't that far yet?

He obviously used his situational powers to learn of it.

The professor stood in shock as how this person knew the staff of Destruction was here. The two students too the side were intrigued at the mention of Staff of Destruction. And Louise was scared at the turn of events. They all didn't notice that from the tower in the center of the school they were being watched by the headmaster and his assistant.

"Ms. Loungueville I want you to take this key and get the Staff of Destruction and then bring it here. I'll cast a tracking spell on it and we will give it to him. Now go a students life is at stake."

She nodded and ran off. Back with Deadpool who was holding Louise hostage.

"So Baldy nice day were having." He said giving short talk. Baldy as he was called merely remained silent. He was trying to assess the situation.

Alright Colbert you can do this how can you get Louise away from this armed commoner. Safely.

Aww look at him he's trying to rescue the girl how sweet.

I really think we need to redo this whole situation over.

"And I think you two should enjoy what's happening." He said out loud. Colbert merely stared at him questioningly. Deadpool looked at him funny. "WHAT? Ever see a guy talk to his subconscious before?" He blurted out. Colbert shook his head.

Obviously he is delusional and has a case of schizophrenic disorder.

"Aww thanks your too kind." Deadpool said. Colbert looked with wide eyes.

Can he read my thoughts? He asked himself.

"No I can just read the text that's up above." Deadpool stated nonchalantly.

He must be crazy. Colbert thought finally.

"Anyway Where is the Staff I can't wait all day and I have things to do." Just then the Headmaster appeared with a black case.

"I have brought you the Staff of Destruction. Now can you release Ms. Louise?"

"Hmm. Open the case and throw the Staff." He ordered. The Headmaster complied. It was a M202 FLASH or a Grim Reaper. "Come to papa." He said while throwing Louise who yelped at the being thrown at them. Deadpool grabbed and prepped the Rocket Launcher ready and began aiming it at people. "Now no one make any funny business. I know how to use this thing.

Lets blow this popsicle stand.

"Ehh might as well fire at least once to see if it works." He aimed it at the giant tower and fired one of the devastating rockets. It blew apart of he building and looked like it was about to crumble. "Well see you all later." And Deadpool used his teleportation ... Aww come on when did he get that. What ever he teleported out of there.