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"Gotta train… Gotta get stronger… so I can kill her…"

Raki was woken up from his nap under a tree at the voice. It was a beautiful day, and he had decided to take a break from his sword practice, eventually falling asleep until he was roused by…

A woman?

A woman with silver eyes and blonde hair in a bob haircut, and white rabbit-like ears, to be more accurate. She was covered with short white fur that gave the illusion of clothing.

Oh, and she was carrying a huge sword on her back.

Raki pinched himself to check if he was dreaming. Nope.

"Excuse me, who are you?" he asked the strange rabbit-like female who paused and looked at him.

"There is no need to tell you my name, you would forget it soon anyway." she replied coldly.

Okay, looks like she had a chip on her shoulder. He was about to introduce himself when she shrieked.

"ACK! I'm late! Late for training… training to get stronger…"

The White Rabbit left in a hurry. Raki looked down and saw she had dropped her sword and called after her. "Hey! You forgot your sword!"

Unfortunately she didn't seem to hear him, or to notice the missing weapon. Damn, what good are those ears if she doesn't listen? And how can she not see she's missing a sword almost as big as her? Being the nice guy he was, Raki picked up the weapon and ran after the Rabbit.

Many times he thought he'd lose her as he chased through the woods, but he always managed to catch a glimpse of white that let him know where she was. If it was a horror story, he'd end up on a dark path with no way back, and the cute woman would turn into a man-eating monster, or worse a sex-starved monster who'd have her way with the poor young man.

But he was not in a horror story, right?

Seeing the Rabbit disappear into a hole at the base of a tree, he followed without hesitation.

Only to fall in a bottomless pit behind the hole.

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Author note : to make it clear, there is no real connection with the claymore storyline, this is purely parody. I've actually had this idea for this a while, pretty much since I watched the Code Geass 'Nunnally in Wonderland' OVA.

You can already guess the Claymore characters will all play roles from Alice in Wonderland, based on their personalities (feel free to guess), and I'll slip a few original moments as well as references to the most memorable incidents/lines/quirks in the series. Don't expect anything serious here, this is meant to be wacky fun.