"Jade, have you been messing with my Alpha-Bits?"

"No, why?"

"No reason..." she trailed off. When she turned back to her cereal I smirked behind my coffee cup. Of course I was messing with her food. Why else would they say 'Jades Boobs'? Granted I'd started off a little more subtle, trying to freak her out by putting her name and stuff in them. Not my fault the girl had a habit of going to the bathroom in the middle of breakfast.

We'd started dating in our first year at Juliard, and we'd figured it would just be easier to live together and not pay so much rent. There were many things I learned about her after we moved in together, one of the less pleasant things being that she pees like a fucking race horse. Still, it opened many opportunities for fun. Up until now I'm not sure if she had suspected anything, maybe I should have just left it at 'boobs'.

When she's finished I try to get her to stay by making suggestive comments and flaunting my 'assets' a bit, but she either doesn't notice or doesn't care. Her classes didn't start for another half hour and we live five minute walk from campus, but for whatever reason she always leaves early. I don't have classes today so I'm making Alphagetti just to mess with her some more.

I wasn't in the kitchen when she came back, but I left her food on the counter. She was just staring at it when I went in.

"Okay Jade, really?"

"What?"

"I'm either being haunted by crazy, horny, sex-depraved spaghetti, or you're messing with me."

"What are you talking about?"

"I was willing to let the 'boobs' thing slide, but 'take off your pants and be on the bed in five'?

"Well," I said, sliding onto her lap on the barstool and throwing my arms around her neck, "is it working?"

"Depends," she whispered, her voice dropping, "has it been five minutes yet?"

I've got a whole list of little Jori ideas in my notebook and I figure I should start doing them, because I feel a lot like writing some one-shots. I've mentioned it before somewhere, but I LOVE writing one-shots. No commitments to full-length story, just write it and you're done. There'll be more soon. If anybody has any requests, my inbox is open!