Author's note: This chap is absolutely PG-13. Well, the start isn't but the
end is. Read if you wanna. I mean if you have guts. =D
Disclaimer: Don't own Tekken. Don't own Namco. Don't own any characters.
Anna: OK. So let's vote the best secret! Everyone writes his/her favourite secret on the paper and gives it to me. Then I read the votes.
*Anna gives a paper to everyone. (A/N: They're not gonna vote the secrets. Just the votes that you gave will effect.)
Anna: Ready?
*All nods and gives their papers to Anna.
Anna: Thank you. I count the votes.
*Anna counts the votes.
Hwoarang: So, what's the price?
Anna: The price? Oh, right! Yes, the price will be one kiss from Nina and me,---
Nina: What?!
Anna: one wish from Lee, ----
Lee: One wish from me??
Anna: Yes. The winner can wish whatever he/she wants and you'll give it to her/him.
Lee: Grr.... Fine.
Anna: And the winner also gets half of Heihachi's money.
Heihachi: WHAT???
All: All right!!
Heihachi: I'm not going to give half of my money away!
Anna: Yes you will!
Heihachi: You think that I give them just because you ask me to?
Anna: Please Heihachi?
*Anna smiles to Heihachi.
Heihachi: Oh well, why couldn't I give them.
Anna: Great! I read the votes and the winner, or should I say the winners are..... JIN AND HWOARANG!!!
Jin and Hwoarang: WHOOO!!! WE'RE RICH!!!!!
Anna: Ok, so you have to split the moneys together but you both may have 2 kisses and one wish.
Jin: Oh, about those kisses. Hwoarang can get mine.
Hwoarang: Err.. Actually I don't need them.
Paul: I can take 'em!
Anna: But Hwoarang and Jin won. They have to have them.
Christie: Sure you would, like, kiss them, like, rather than, like, Paul.
Paul: HEY!!
Christie: I'm, like, sorry. But she, like, would.
Law: Hey Paul. You take Anna's and I can take Nina's. Ok?
Paul: Yeah sure.. Damn...
*Nina smiles to Law and kisses him.
Paul: What about my kisses Anna?
Anna: Yeah....
*Anna walks to Paul and quickly kisses his both cheeks.
Jin: What about my money?
Hwoarang: Yeah! We want them now!
Jin: Grandpa!!!!
Hwoarang: Where is he?
*Jin and Hwoarang look around the room but they can't see him anywhere.
Jin: God damned! He ran away!
Hwoarang: Let's get him!
Jin: NO! Wait! The wishes!
Hwoarang: Oh yeah. Where would I need Heihachi if I have the wish? Lee, gimme 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000 dollars and one pence.
Jin: Where do you need so much money? And why that one pence?
Hwoarang: I dunno. It just came into my head.
Lee: I haven't done this before but let's try.
*Lee breaks the cabinet and takes the wand. He swings it and suddenly 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000 dollars and one pence appears to Nina's and Anna's house.
Nina: I'm rich!!! Thank you God!!!
Hwoarang: Err.. Actually they're for me.
Nina: Really?
*Hwoarang smirks.
Hwoarang: Yeah.
Nina: So what are you doing tonight? Maybe we could go out and we could buy some clothes for me?
Hwoarang: No way! I need the money to somewhere else.
Nina: To where?
Hwoarang: None of your business!!
Jin: Where are you gonna spend them? Hookers?
Hwoarang: I thought I could test Jun.
Jun: WHAT???
Paul: Good choice!
Kazuya: How dare you!
Hwoarang: Oh fine! I have one other plan too.
Jin: What? Barbies?
*Hwoarang blushes a bit.
Hwoarang: I think I haven't got over my childhood yet.
Jin: Uh-huh. Hey, I still have my wish!
Lee: So, what do you want?
Jin: I want Heihachi to die.
Jun: JIN???!!
Lee: Err. No can do.
Jin: What?!! Why?
Lee: I just can't. Any other wishes?
Jin: Then I want Kazuya dead.
Kazuya: WHAT??!
Lee: I CAN'T KILL PEOPLE GOD DAMNED!! OTHERS?
Jin: You suck. Well can you even change Heihachi and Kazuya to pigs?
Lee: I can't do that to Heihachi 'coz I don't know where he is but to Kazuya I can.
Jin: Umm.. It isn't worth of it. What could I wish..? Hmm...
Jun: Wish world peace or that the world would reforest or that all the animals would be safe from the bad hunters or that----
Jin: Mom, please be quiet. I'm not gonna spend it to something like that. I think I wish that I wouldn't have to go to the school anymore.
Hwoarang: What's the problem, man? Why can't you just wish money like I did?
Jin: I don't want money! And if I need money you barrow me, don't you?
Hwoarang: Hmm. It depends. We can make a switch; I give you money when you need and you wish yourself an own whore who I can barrow when I need to.
Jin: It's settled! Lee, gimme one whore please.
Lee: What kinda?
Hwoarang: Oh yeah! She has to be thin - but not too thin - and brown long hairs and brown eyes too. What the hell. Make her to look like Julia. But bigger boobs.
Julia: What?!!
Jin: Umm... I think I can decide that, eh?
Lee: So, what do you want?
Hwoarang: You know, you really shouldn't even spend your wish to this 'coz you always have your mom and----
Jin: Oh God Hwoarang! You're sick!!!
Hwoarang: Fine. Do what you want! But remember that you have Xiaoyu too.
Xiaoyu: Whaa?
Jin: Err. Yeah, I keep that in mind. Now Lee, I want a blond with blue eyes and big boobs. She's gotta be nice and gentle. Oh and beautiful.
Lee: I'll do my best.
*Lee swings his wand and the whore appears into the doorway.
TheWhore: Hello!
All the guys: HELLO!
Jun: Kazuya!
Kazuya: Huh?
Jun: You're not gay?
Kazuya: What? Aren't I? I'M NOT GAY ANYMORE!!!! WHOO-HOOO!!!
Steve: Me neither!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jin: Whore let's go.
TheWhore: Ok.
Xiaoyu: JIN!!! WAIT FOR ME!! WE CAN... YOU KNOW!!
Jin: Xiaoyu, I don't need two whores!
Xiaoyu: Whaa?
*Jin and TheWhore leave.
Xiaoyu: No!! Wait for me!!
*Xiaoyu runs to them.
Nina: OK, the party's over. Everybody out!!
Law: Do I hafta go?
Nina: Course not, dear. You can stay as long as you want.
*Everybody except Nina, Anna and Law leave the house.
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Nadja: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER!!!
Maria: Neither can I!! :'(
Nadja: Well, don't worry. We'll make another humor fic! Promise!
Disclaimer: Don't own Tekken. Don't own Namco. Don't own any characters.
Anna: OK. So let's vote the best secret! Everyone writes his/her favourite secret on the paper and gives it to me. Then I read the votes.
*Anna gives a paper to everyone. (A/N: They're not gonna vote the secrets. Just the votes that you gave will effect.)
Anna: Ready?
*All nods and gives their papers to Anna.
Anna: Thank you. I count the votes.
*Anna counts the votes.
Hwoarang: So, what's the price?
Anna: The price? Oh, right! Yes, the price will be one kiss from Nina and me,---
Nina: What?!
Anna: one wish from Lee, ----
Lee: One wish from me??
Anna: Yes. The winner can wish whatever he/she wants and you'll give it to her/him.
Lee: Grr.... Fine.
Anna: And the winner also gets half of Heihachi's money.
Heihachi: WHAT???
All: All right!!
Heihachi: I'm not going to give half of my money away!
Anna: Yes you will!
Heihachi: You think that I give them just because you ask me to?
Anna: Please Heihachi?
*Anna smiles to Heihachi.
Heihachi: Oh well, why couldn't I give them.
Anna: Great! I read the votes and the winner, or should I say the winners are..... JIN AND HWOARANG!!!
Jin and Hwoarang: WHOOO!!! WE'RE RICH!!!!!
Anna: Ok, so you have to split the moneys together but you both may have 2 kisses and one wish.
Jin: Oh, about those kisses. Hwoarang can get mine.
Hwoarang: Err.. Actually I don't need them.
Paul: I can take 'em!
Anna: But Hwoarang and Jin won. They have to have them.
Christie: Sure you would, like, kiss them, like, rather than, like, Paul.
Paul: HEY!!
Christie: I'm, like, sorry. But she, like, would.
Law: Hey Paul. You take Anna's and I can take Nina's. Ok?
Paul: Yeah sure.. Damn...
*Nina smiles to Law and kisses him.
Paul: What about my kisses Anna?
Anna: Yeah....
*Anna walks to Paul and quickly kisses his both cheeks.
Jin: What about my money?
Hwoarang: Yeah! We want them now!
Jin: Grandpa!!!!
Hwoarang: Where is he?
*Jin and Hwoarang look around the room but they can't see him anywhere.
Jin: God damned! He ran away!
Hwoarang: Let's get him!
Jin: NO! Wait! The wishes!
Hwoarang: Oh yeah. Where would I need Heihachi if I have the wish? Lee, gimme 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000 dollars and one pence.
Jin: Where do you need so much money? And why that one pence?
Hwoarang: I dunno. It just came into my head.
Lee: I haven't done this before but let's try.
*Lee breaks the cabinet and takes the wand. He swings it and suddenly 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000 dollars and one pence appears to Nina's and Anna's house.
Nina: I'm rich!!! Thank you God!!!
Hwoarang: Err.. Actually they're for me.
Nina: Really?
*Hwoarang smirks.
Hwoarang: Yeah.
Nina: So what are you doing tonight? Maybe we could go out and we could buy some clothes for me?
Hwoarang: No way! I need the money to somewhere else.
Nina: To where?
Hwoarang: None of your business!!
Jin: Where are you gonna spend them? Hookers?
Hwoarang: I thought I could test Jun.
Jun: WHAT???
Paul: Good choice!
Kazuya: How dare you!
Hwoarang: Oh fine! I have one other plan too.
Jin: What? Barbies?
*Hwoarang blushes a bit.
Hwoarang: I think I haven't got over my childhood yet.
Jin: Uh-huh. Hey, I still have my wish!
Lee: So, what do you want?
Jin: I want Heihachi to die.
Jun: JIN???!!
Lee: Err. No can do.
Jin: What?!! Why?
Lee: I just can't. Any other wishes?
Jin: Then I want Kazuya dead.
Kazuya: WHAT??!
Lee: I CAN'T KILL PEOPLE GOD DAMNED!! OTHERS?
Jin: You suck. Well can you even change Heihachi and Kazuya to pigs?
Lee: I can't do that to Heihachi 'coz I don't know where he is but to Kazuya I can.
Jin: Umm.. It isn't worth of it. What could I wish..? Hmm...
Jun: Wish world peace or that the world would reforest or that all the animals would be safe from the bad hunters or that----
Jin: Mom, please be quiet. I'm not gonna spend it to something like that. I think I wish that I wouldn't have to go to the school anymore.
Hwoarang: What's the problem, man? Why can't you just wish money like I did?
Jin: I don't want money! And if I need money you barrow me, don't you?
Hwoarang: Hmm. It depends. We can make a switch; I give you money when you need and you wish yourself an own whore who I can barrow when I need to.
Jin: It's settled! Lee, gimme one whore please.
Lee: What kinda?
Hwoarang: Oh yeah! She has to be thin - but not too thin - and brown long hairs and brown eyes too. What the hell. Make her to look like Julia. But bigger boobs.
Julia: What?!!
Jin: Umm... I think I can decide that, eh?
Lee: So, what do you want?
Hwoarang: You know, you really shouldn't even spend your wish to this 'coz you always have your mom and----
Jin: Oh God Hwoarang! You're sick!!!
Hwoarang: Fine. Do what you want! But remember that you have Xiaoyu too.
Xiaoyu: Whaa?
Jin: Err. Yeah, I keep that in mind. Now Lee, I want a blond with blue eyes and big boobs. She's gotta be nice and gentle. Oh and beautiful.
Lee: I'll do my best.
*Lee swings his wand and the whore appears into the doorway.
TheWhore: Hello!
All the guys: HELLO!
Jun: Kazuya!
Kazuya: Huh?
Jun: You're not gay?
Kazuya: What? Aren't I? I'M NOT GAY ANYMORE!!!! WHOO-HOOO!!!
Steve: Me neither!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jin: Whore let's go.
TheWhore: Ok.
Xiaoyu: JIN!!! WAIT FOR ME!! WE CAN... YOU KNOW!!
Jin: Xiaoyu, I don't need two whores!
Xiaoyu: Whaa?
*Jin and TheWhore leave.
Xiaoyu: No!! Wait for me!!
*Xiaoyu runs to them.
Nina: OK, the party's over. Everybody out!!
Law: Do I hafta go?
Nina: Course not, dear. You can stay as long as you want.
*Everybody except Nina, Anna and Law leave the house.
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Nadja: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER!!!
Maria: Neither can I!! :'(
Nadja: Well, don't worry. We'll make another humor fic! Promise!