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A/N: R&R

35 thingsnottodoattheXavierInstitute

1. Call Jean 'Ariel'

2. Offer Kitty milk

3. Ask Scott to borrow his shades

4. Ask Kurt if he works for a fuzzy blue Santa during Winter

5. Paint Wolverine's claws pink while he sleeps

6. refer to Ororo as 'The Weather Girl'

7. lock Ororo and Logan in a closet together

8. draw moustaches on all of Jamie's dupes as he sleeps

9. Ask Wanda how her Father's doing

10. Ask Wanda if she's received a letter from Hogwarts

11. Ask Rahyne if she knows Remus Lupin

12. Put marshmallows on Evan's spikes

13. Ask Rogue how her mom is

14. Roast Evan's spike marshmallows over Amara

15. Ask Lance to do the Harlem Shake

16. Dye Kurt's fur pink

17. Paint the Danger Room pink

18. Steal Hank's Shakesphere plays

19. Describe Hank as 'Beast'

20. Tell Bobby to chill

21. ask Jubilee to help on the 4th of July

22. Cover Warren's wings with glitter

23. Mess with Kurts image inducer so that he is constantly wearing a dress

24. ask Gambit to play cards

25. Ask Ororo to make it rain men

26. or cats and dogs

27. yell "A TWISTER'S COMING!" around Jamie.

28. Use Tabitha's powers to bust through locked doors

29. use Cerebro to find Waldo

30. Refer to any mutant within the track team as Teenage Mutants Jumping Hurdles

31. Braid Hank's fur

32. Take ANY JOYRIDES!

33. skip Logan's training sessions. Ever.

34. Call anybody(especially Logan) bub.

35. using this as a checklist.

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