This is kind of like my Soul Eater, It Ain't My Line, crack writing. But instead I have the bully gang and it's written like you're behind the scenes of the game as if it were made like a movie. Like there are bloopers, cast and crew parties and whatever you think actors do behind and in front of the camera.

This is made purely for humor, if you don't like a couple or a joke, I'm sorry. This is just something to help me with writer's block. I need something to get my brain going so I can write legit things.

Enjoy the funniness!

Bloopers 1

"Alright guys, let's start the scene from the beginning." The director announced. "Gary, Pete, you're on the couch." The two boys shared a look and both of them leaped over the top of the couch and landed on their rears. "That's one way of doing it..." The man sighed, knowing this is what happens when you work with teenagers. "Alright...and...action!"

"So it's a good idea right?" Gary asked, lightly hitting Pete on the arm.

"Yeah, okay, alright sure, I'll do it." Pete responded. Jimmy walked into the room and the two boys on the couch turned around.

"Hey man, what's going on?" Gary asked.

"Not much." Jimmy said.

"I was just telling Petey here about my plan to take over the school..." Gary stood up, continuing his line. "I mean my plan for us to take over the school."

"What plan?"

"Don't worry Jimmy. It's just a little something I came up with." The brunette crossed his arms and leaned on the back of the couch. "It's sink or swim my friend and if you're good at swimming, you got to let the losers drown." Gary stepped back and turned around. "Why don't you guys leave the thinking up to me."

"What?" Jimmy asked and Gary turned back towards him.

"What? What, what? Duh-" Jimmy put a hand over his mouth and tried to block his laughter. "I wasn't finished with my line!" Gary snapped, joining in on the laughter.

"That voice." Jimmy chuckled.

"I was told to sound like a retard, that's my retard voice." Gary protested.

"Are you sure that wasn't your real voice?" Pete asked.

"Come on guys, let's start from Jimmy's 'what?'." The director said.

"Okay, I got this." Jimmy said after taking in a deep breath.

"Action."

"What?" The larger boy asked.

"What? What, what? Duh. Can't you say anything else?" Gary countered. He laughed a little an walked over to the nervous acting Pete. "You know what Petey, you were right." The scarred teen sat back down on the couch. "Jimmy is pretty dumb."

"What'd you say about me?" Jimmy asked with anger in his tone.

"Whoa, nothing, no, no." Pete said and stood up, taking several steps back. "All I said that you'd have to be pretty dumb to get expelled from all those schools." The smallest boy said as Jimmy walked toward him. "That's all." The darker skinned boy chuckled weakly.

"Relax James." Gary got back off the couch. "All he said is that you must e dumb. Or maybe you're all messed up cause you came from a broken home."

"What'd you say about me dwarf!?" Jimmy snapped, rushing towards Pete and got cut off by Gary. The brunette holding a hand on his chest to keep him back.

"Come on dude, chill." Gary said.

"No, no, no, no. Gary's taking everything out of context, man" Pete defended himself.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Don't lie Petey." Gary started moving away from Jimmy. "Don't you lie." He said with a threat, making Pete shuffle on his feet. "Cause do you know what happens to liars?"

"No, no, I'm not lying-"

"We kick them in the balls!" Gary shouted and lifted his knee, stopping right before hitting Pete in the crotch. The smaller boy grunted and crumpled on the floor, letting out several groans of pain. Gary started laughing and faced the largest boy in the room. Pete continued his groaning and the boys stopped, both of them keeping a straight face.

"That doesn't sound like you're in pain Pete." Jimmy stated.

"Sounds like you enjoyed it." Gary added.

"Oh, Gary...harder." Pete moaned. Jimmy bit his lip and Gary couldn't hold back laughter anymore.

"Damn it Petey." The boy cursed as Jimmy and Pete began laughing with him.

"You should've just kept going with the scene." Pete said, sitting up on the ground.

"And have every person who sees this think you enjoy getting kicked in the balls? I'm the psychopath in this thing, not you."

"Doesn't mean that Pete can't be a masochist." Jimmy said.

"Can we please finish this scene before tomorrow, it's the last one of the day." The directed pleaded.

"Sorry Carl." All three of the boys said in unison.

"Now get through the rest of this and you guys can continue your odd conversation."

I'm sorry, but the part when Pete was groaning in pain after getting kicked gave me some perverted thoughts the second time I watched it.

I admit it, I didn't get into the fangirly things like I am now till after I completed the game the first time. I take things seriously at first...then do it again to think about all the funny things in it that no one would notice unless they were perverted.