Hi everybody! This is my first fic, so constructive criticism is appreciated! I'd prefer no flames, but I can't control you! On with the story!

The Uke Discussion

Allen Walker was flustered. He had been heading to the cafeteria for lunch when a certain swordsman had dragged him into an unused storeroom and did some things to him that shouldn't be mentioned in public.

As he continued to the mess hall, he noticed an equally flustered Lavi rushing out of the ark room and toward him. "Moyashi-chan! I think I can guess what you've been doing!" Lavi exclaimed, leaning closer. "Lemme guess, your the bottom, right?"

"Lavi!" A blushing Allen replied; then, quieter, "but your correct. As if I could ever top Kanda. He's the most dominant person I've ever met. And he makes sure I know it."

"No need to be embarrassed about it, so am I! And Tyki likes it kinky... He's always making me do ridiculous things," whispered Lavi.

"I know how you feel! Kanda is sadistic. He loves making me beg for it," Allen replied. "Plus, he's really rough; although that's not really very bad. I like it that way. He calls me a closet masochist. Apparently there's a rule that states if he doesn't make me cum at least five times it wasn't a successful session, not counting daytime quickys."

"Tyki is really into bondage. His room in the ark is full of S&M stuff. I get rope burns almost every time we do it," Lavi said. "Once, on his birthday, I promised to be his slave for the night and I couldn't go on missions for two months after."

"I didn't here you complaining," Tyki interrupted, sidling in behind him. "And I think these two need to be punished for discussing their semes; don't you Kanda?"

"Indeed I do," a smirking Kanda replied. The ukes glanced at each other and gulped. Looks like lunch wasn't gonna happen after all.

Thanks for reading! If you want me to add a lemon, separate couples or a foursome, tell me and I will! Peace out!