A/N: Fill for the AvengerKink prompt: "They think they're actors or drama students. Hilarity ensues.

BONUS: Steve watching Thor attentively, trying to emulate his theatrical style.
BONUS: Steve and Natasha watching everyone else for material for future roles."

Enjoy!

"How long is this going to last?"

"I d-don't know. I've done some calculations, but..."

"Not helpful, Banner. Tell me you got something, Tony."

"Oh, I'm sorry. You want Mr. Supersoldier and Ninja Assassin to go back to their regular boring selves? This right here is pure entertainment gold."

"They have been brainwashed to think they are actors! Of course I want them—is Natasha giggling?"

"He's just so Shakespearian!"

"A true natural."

"Please, my friends, you are not yourselves."

"And definitely a method actor, Steve. Complete and total immersion in the role."

"What's your name?"

"I am Thor, and your friend-"

"Thor? Which Shakespeare play is that from?"

"I do not know this Shakespeare of which you speak."

"Steve, do you know?"

"No, must be from one of his lesser-known works. The level of dedication to his role is outstanding. Pass me the notebook, Natasha. I've got to get this down."

"Definitely. This will come in handy when we audition for Shakespeare in the Park this weekend."

"Mmm, Hamlet, such a classic. How's your Ophelia feeling?"

"Well, you gotta admit it could be worse, Clint."

"I don't see how, Bruce. I don't see how."

-The End-