Elite: hahahahah okay, okay, I had so much fun with this one.

Kara: If you have fun writing a chapter then I know that I am screwed.

Elite: I guess. XD

Alfred: Yo, this thing is so weird to be in.

Kara: pffft, you look like one of those choir people who sing at church.

. . . .

Wait a minute.

Elite: Enjoy the chapter guys! I do not own Hetalia or the manuals at all. (Or the song by Oster Project or at least I hop that's the name.)

Kara: WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Chapter 21: Kara in Musicland

Let me tell you a story. Rather then an old folklore, how about a much more dreamy and fantastic fairytale?

I don't exactly know what happened but when I opened my eyes, I saw a pure white rabbit. As it hopped away in great hurry, I chased after it.

Why does this seem so familiar?

-Hetalia-

Somehow, I ended up in a large field. How I ended up here I have no clue. Heck I have I no idea why I am chasing this white rabbit anyways. Either way, I finally spotted him. The white rabbit . . .

"ARTHUR?!"

All of the sudden an upbeat music came out of nowhere.

"Tick-tock, tick-tock! If I don't hurry, I will be late! I hate hoe it neer goes smoothly!" Arthur pouted. He fixed this cravat that was wrapped around his neck. He looked like he was going to a fancy outing or something. A gray waistcoat over a white shirt and black slacks. If it wasn't for the white bunny ears and tail then I would think everything is normal. Of course that can't happen now can it? "Look at this! Tick-tock, time is running out! At any rate, I have no more time to waste!"

"Hey just why in the world are you in such a big hurry?" Wait, am I singing? Wait, what? Why the hell am I singing?! I don't understand any of this! "Are you supposed to meet someone somewhere at some time?"

"That's right, love. She is very serious about punctuality."

"That much?"

"Yes, that much. She is the queen after all!"

Arthur pulled out his large pocket and hastily shoved it in my face. As soon as he put it there, he took it away. From the mere second I saw it; it was Meli sitting on her throne in a princess like outfit filled with pink and frills. She had a bunch of people standing behind her. But since Arthur took the watch away I couldn't tell who they were.

In the background behind Arthur, I could see Yong-Soo, Antonio, and Romano in choir garb singing the last note that Arthur was holding. As soon as he was done, they disappeared.

"There's no more time, so if you have something to tell me, how about the next time?"

"Then please just tell me one thing." Arthur turned to me. "Even in such a pinch, why do you still sing songs so cheerfully?"

Arthur smiled brightly as he held out his hand. In it was a smaller pocket watch with an yellow music note on it. He handed it to me gently. I looked at the watch and looked up at him.

"Because this is Musicland."

Wait, he's not singing anymore.

"Musicland?"

And me too! I stopped singing too!

"Yes, Musicland."

"Like Wonderland?"

"It's because this is Musicland~!" And there he goes singing again."Excuse me now, then. Until we meet again, bye-bye, farewell!"

"HEY WAIT!"

The music stopped and there I stood, in a large empty field; confused as hell. Looking around I found a pond behind me. Once I looked into the water I spazzed away from it. I looked down to my lap and sure enough I was in a blue dress. A blue, white, frilly, lacey dress!

A FUCKING DRESS!

NO!

THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!

-Hetalia-

Well this is a weird part of the world. I found myself walking towards a forest where I hoped I can find some thread and needle to fix my dress situation. But walking more into the forest I stumbled upon a mushroom biome. Tall, odd-colored mushrooms filled the surrounding area. Even the ground was a giant mushroom.

The music turned up but I ignored it.

It turned night after hours of wondering.

After a while I sat down on a medium sized mushroom to rest my wary feet. Everything is exactly like Alice in Musicland. If that's true then this must be a dream. I mean it has to be.

Wait, if that's true then that means, the Caterpillar should be appearing now.

"Petite Fluer~."

"Huh?"

"Petite Fluer~."

"Me?" I looked up at the biggest mushroom to see Francis.

He was a long dark blue coat that trailed behind him. His blonde hair was tied in a blue ribbon with a blue top hat. The hat itself had a purple ribbon that was held together by a yellow gem. Francis also had a white cravat. His shirt, pants and shoes were black however.

"Yes, Petite Fluer."

"What is it?" Again with the singing!

"Who are you?"

"My name is . . ."

"Oh are you your name?"

Ugh, how annoying.

"Explain yourself, who are YOU?"

Again I saw people in the background. This time it was Ivan, Matthew and Ludwig. What the hell is going on?

"Who am I? Let me try asking." Francis took a puff of smoke from this weird gold smoke thingy and blew it in my direction. Not in a rude way but as if he was trying to be playful but it's failing. "Who am I? Why, I don't know."

"Who are you? Come, tell me!" I got tired of standing and sat down on a red mushroom. A dream where I am singing and not only me but the rest of my housemates. It's just weird.

"Who am I? Oh, I can't tell myself." Francis got up from his mushroom and walked towards me. Feeling as if that was my time I got up as well. Just then small blue spark appeared before me. "All I know for sure is that when I'm singing, it's what makes me happiest of all!"

Francis snapped his fingers and this small spark turned into a music note, just like the one that appeared with Arthur. Then Francis held out his hand. Having nothing else to do I took it. Suddenly I felt my world moving as he guided me into a waltz. I panicked a little since I didn't know how to do the waltz but it seemed like my feet were just moving on their own.

"You love music, so as you sing . .."

No, stop singing me!

"Bit by bit, I come to see!" Francis twirled me around. "I find that here, I surely have reason to live! And so, I am . . ."

"Yes, and I too must be . . ."

"The greatest singer of all!"

Okay that last bit was okay. However I took that as a sign to bolt on out of there since I didn't want to sing again. I ran away to some random direction. No more singing please!

-Hetalia-

I soon came up to a small house with a large table in front of it. Oh great, this was the Mad Hatter. Now who could be the Mad Hatter in this setting? Alfred?

Just then the music suddenly came up. But was loud and I couldn't tell what the beat was.

"Now from where could I be hearing this most curious of rythums?" I sang. You know, get used to it me because it seems like I'm doing this for the entire dream. Great.

"Ho there, it is I!" I turned round to see Gilbert.

However I didn't expect to see him in a pink dress. He also has purple corset with a red bow around his neck. The red bow was around a white collared shirt with puffy sleeves. But the most notable thing was his hat. It was a dark red-purple hat with a large red and white striped ribbon covering the rim. A a giant white bow was stuck to the side. He still kept his white hair and red eyes but oh my god. This was funny.

"Now, just sit down and we can begin!" Gilbert took my hand and forced me to sit down on of the obscene looking chairs at this table. "How would you like some tea? How would you like some tea? Drink it down joyfully, and the world will dance too!" Gilbert literally skipped his way to me and handed me a cup of tea. "How would you like some tea? Come, here's some tea!"

I took a small sip and immediately hated it.

"Ahh! What a bizarre flavor!"

All of the sudden the things on the table danced around. To the right the table I saw Alfred and Yao in choir garb. They disappeared once I laid eyes on them though.

"Once you're all-too-used to ordinary tastes, It all gets so monotonous!" I kinda agreed with Gilbert there though. He held out an orange note for me to take. "It's so boring to be ordinary! And anyone who knows it will proceed to get mad!"

This was where it got weird because this wasn't my part but I sang with Gilbert anyways.

"How would you like some tea? Come, how would you like some tea? You must be curious - be mad like us!" Gilbert disappeared but then came back with a giant tea cup. I took a step back. "How would you like some tea? Come, here's some tea!"

I ran for my life!

"Ah, a wonderfully mad teatime indeed!"

"NO IT'S NOT!"

-Hetalia-

I groaned when the music turned up again. But I knew what I needed to do.

"Lost deep in the forest, a voice beckons me...It echoes in the dense fog - now, which is my path?" I waited when I finished my line in the song.

"Is it there, or that, or which, or this?" I looked around to see who it was this time. But to my unbelievable surprise it was Kiku. However unlike him he himself was also wearing a dress. It was a black dress that was held up by a dark purple ribbon. He also had sleeves like Miku Hatsune that was of the same color. The skirt part of the dress was of a stripe design with a lighter purple. But the most unbelievable part would be the purple cat ears and tail. "So indecisive, young lady!"

Kiku suddenly appeared right beside me. I turned to him.

"But I am just the same!" This time I saw Natayla and Vash appear out of nowhere. However I was closer to them so I could tell that they hated being here as much as I was. Kiku continued singing however. "Hither and thither are the roads I walk! Ah, joy, and sadness, and even love. . ."

"When you lay out all the things you wish to sing..." What's this song even about?

"You'll grow unsure of what you wanted at the start..."

"And in the end, I'll find..." I took hold of Kiku's hand which was held out for me. He twirled me around and held out a purple note.

"That which an invisible one cannot find..." Kiku blushed a little.

" Ruins of music, without personality;" This time we both sang this song.

"Can you truly call it art?"

"No one can say..."

"Even if my head is a jumble, being invisible isn't so bad...

"But I have decided - and this is the road I have decided!" Taking that as my chance to leave again I did. I didn't realize it when I was singing but I was starting to have fun.

It's weird.

-Hetalia-

Fortune and sorrow, it's all to her whim... The path to the Queen, a winding path!

Okay where did that come from? I certainly wasn't singing that at all. However I did end up at the Queen of Hearts's castle. It was what you expected it to turn out so there wasn't much to describe. I walked straight in and wandered into the main hall.

Right where the throne stood was where Meli was. But Meli was sitting on Feli who had a careless smile on his face.

Then all around me music started playing. Looking around I could see every single unit I saw in this dream was playing some kind of instrument. There were too many to name so I couldn't tell who was playing what.

"Big Sissy~!" I looked up at Meli who was sitting on her throne. She gave me a smile before she stood up.

"OFF WITH HER HEAD!"

"WHAT?!"

That's when the music stopped and everybody was looking at me. Panic surged from my stomach as I raced out of there. I don't know how fast I ran but I somehow ended up back at the field where I first saw Arthur.

BUT OF COURSE I HAD TO TRIP!

But when I tripped the colorful music notes that I gathered fell out and broke on impact. The four lights gathered in front of me and started to glow. Then it became overwhelmingly bright.

-Hetalia-

My whole body woke up with a jump. Then I quickly looked around to see yes it was my room. My whole body relaxed as I laid back onto my pillow. That was some weird dream. But thankfully it was just that, a dream.

"Kara-san." I looked up at my door to see Kiku carefully peeking through. "I came here to wake up. It's lunch time."

"Oh, okay." I got up from my bed and followed Kiku to the kitchen.

As soon as I got down though . . .

. . . . .

. . . . .

. . . . .

"Kiku?"

"Yes?"

"Why is the entire household in Alice in Wonderland costumes?"

"There's a bet that unfortunately everybody lost to."

. . . . .

God, damn it!

I can't look at Alice in Wonderland stuff without look back to my dream!

AUTHOR'S NOTE!

Elite: *phew* That's two chapters in a single day. I hope you guys liked it because I got more coming.

Kara: I am so gonna kill you. You ruined Alice in Wonderland for me!

Elite: Oh, I don't know. I have something that will remedy that. And hey you weren't the only one who suffered through a dress.

Prussia: I don't know. I think I look awesome.

America: Dude you think you look good in anything.

Prussia: Because that's true!

Elite: Oh god. Okay guys this was inspired by Alice in Musicland made by the Oster Project. It's really great and I love it. There is a Wizard of OZ one but I'm not much of a Wizard of OZ fan so I doubt you will be seeing that one anytime soon.

You can find the song on vgperson's YouTube.

Please review.

Kara: I'm just glad I won't be seeing this dress anymore.

Elite: ^O^

Kara: . . . I hate you.