Hey Noodles! I am here to bring you the combination of two great series into one! Katekyo Hitman Reborn and Tu-Love-Ru! What happens when Rito and Tsuna meet? When Aliens and the Mafia collide?! Love meets Comedy, and drama meets more drama! The world will never be the same again...and outer space! READ ON NOODLES!

In a town where the notorious high school, Sainan High lies. There lives a hopeless pervert...well he isn't exactly a pervert but come on the guy falls and he magically just gropes...ahem. Sorry. Off topic. There lives, Rito Yuuki the sixteen year old high school boy whose life got changed around drastically when an alien lands in his bathtub one night! NAKED! Yeah, we know exactly where the plot is in this story. Lala Satalin Deviluke, an alien princess from another world who is a genius but corky inventor and has fallen in love with Rito! However, before Rito met Lala, Rito had difficulty talking to girls, which led to his lack of confidence and clumsiness around them. His only friend was Saruyama, another pervert. However, because of Lala's friendliness, and Rito's growing relationship with Lala, all of Lala's girl friends became Rito's as well, especially Haruna Sairenji, whom Rito had a crush on and could not even talk to prior to Lala's "descent". But...that ended up with negative results as now Rito is thrown into a harem plan led by Lala's sister Momo for him to marry all the girls he can! Thus his love troubles will never end...

Now for our other hopeless hero! Tsunayoshi Sawada, another sixteen year old boy who with his friends and family has moved to this new town for the sake of mafia business! Tsuna as he is called is the tenth generation candidate for the most influential and notorious famigilia the Vongola !One day, a baby hitman named Reborn came to Japan from Italy to train Tsunayoshi for the role of 10th Vongola Boss. Tsuna was chosen because he was the great-great-great grandson of the First Vongola Boss, who had moved to Japan a long time ago. Since the arrival of Reborn, he always faced troubles caused by either Reborn or his associates, with Tsuna saving the day through his Dying Will Mode. During these mishaps, he meets most of the people who would be his future Famiglia and together he and his friends will go on to defeat many powerful foes and save the world! Though Tsuna has no interest in wanting to be the mafia boss and would rather avoid that, but of course his mafia troubles will never end..

Now these two hopeless people with their own troubles will meet and their lives and those around them will never be the same again..when Tsuna and his gang arrive in town by plane...

"Woohoo! Were finally free Tenth! Free to do whatever we want, no parents or responsibilities. The world is our stomping ground, were finally free from Namimori middle school that horrendous school with such annoying people...but now its just you and me...and were free to live our dreams dammit!" Gokudera Hayato stated as he stepped off the plane with his arms up in the air cheering! He was Tsuna's self-proclaimed Right hand man, and is over obsessive with Tsuna and the his position as the vongola mafia boss. A silver-haired, 17-year-old boy with blue eyes and was fairly tall. He wore a red leather jacket with a black shirt underneath, and blue jeans with black shoes.

"Umm...Gokudera-kun..you do realize that we're not here by ourselves and we still have to go to high school right?" Tsuna stepped off the plane with a lot of luggage in his hands. Tsuna, our hopeless hero. A sixteen year old boy with brown spiky hair, and brown-orange eyes. He wasn't very tall, strong, smart, or good at pretty much anything yet he was chosen to be a mafia boss. He had on an orange hoodie, blue jeans, and orange and white sneakers.

"Ugh, you have to bring up such bad news Tenth? Sigh, don't remind me of all the idiots that had to come along." Gokudera face palmed himself as he sighed wondering why God hated him so damn much.

"Don't...be so down about it Gokudera-kun. But if you could...help me please...I can't hold all this much longer..." Tsuna was wavering as he attempted to hold all the briefcases and suitcases.

"Ah! Sorry Tenth!" Gokudera ran over quickly to take some luggage off Tsuna's hands until a familiar but loud person came running off the plane.

"I AM FREE TO THE EXTREMEEEE!" Ryohei Sasagawa came running off the plane and ran right through Gokudera and Tsuna making them fall to the ground with all the luggage. Ryohei was a boxing obsessed seventeen year old with white buzz cut hair, grey eyes, and dark skin. His motto in life is to the extreme, which he will pretty much say for anything. He has on a yellow sports jacket that was zipped open to reveal a white t-shirt. He had on sweats and white sneakers.

"Lawn-head! Look where the Hell you're going! You could've hurt the Tenth!" Gokudera yelled at him as he ran around the airport screaming like a maniac scaring the other people getting off the plane.

"I...actually am hurt...a lot..." Tsuna mumbled under piles of luggage as yet more people got off the plane.

"Woah! So this is the place? I wonder where the best baseball fields are at?"

"Hahi! It's really warm here! Oh, my Haru senses have detected that Tsuna is suffering somewhere Yamamoto!" Haru looked around with her hand over her eyes in search of Tsuna.

"Oh! That's not good where is he?"

"You're both...on me..." Tsuna mumble din pain as Takeshi Yamamoto and Haru Miura stood on top of him.

"Hey! We found Tsuna!" Yamamoto laughed as he started moving aside luggage along with Haru. He is a sixteen year old baseball fanatic with black small, spikey hair with light brown eyes and darker skin and like Tsuna isn't very school smart. But he is always kind and friendly who is rarely seen not smiling, and a loyal friend to Tsuna and the gang. He wore a blue sports jacket like Ryohei's, black sports pants, and white running shoes.

"Hahi! Tsuna don't DIE! I still haven't got married to you yet!" Haru exclaims as she beats Tsuna to the ground to try to bring him back to life? Slapping him and punching him, before Tsuna came to he saw her pull out defibrillators! Haru Miura is a sixteen year old girl who loves Tsuna very openly though he is too dense to see it. She has dark brown hair going down to her sides in a pony tail, brown eyes, slightly tan skin, and was considered a very cute but somewhat crazy, high energy girl. She had on a yellow hoodie, denim shorts, and white sneakers. She doesn't know much about the mafia but still wishes to be the mafia boss's wife.

"I'm alive! I'm alive Haru! For now..." Tsuna sighed as he got up.

"Yay! I brought you back to life!" Haru stood proudly and confident in her abilities and everyone else just looked at her and shook their heads.

"Hey Haru! You forgot your purse!" And out comes the girl of Tsuna's dream since middle school. Kyoko Sasagawa, Ryohei's sister who was known as the school idol. She is a kind and polite sixteen year old girl with brown-auburn hair to her shoulders, light orange eyes, and beautiful white skin. She is Haru's best friend and like Haru, she knows not much about the mafia at all. She is slow like her brother, but not academic wise. Kyoko is too dense to realize Tsuna's feelings or so everybody else believes that's the case as she unknowingly rejected him before...but that's another story.

Tsuna began staring at her with passionate loving eyes. In his mind he imagined them getting married and how beautiful she would look in a wedding dress, sadly he has no guts or confidence at all to get too close to her. Yamamoto noticed he was staring at her and sighed while nudging Gokudera who was beside him. They both noticed their boss gawking at Kyoko.

"Ah, the Tenth's love! How dare that sister of Lawn-head not return his feelings! I'll blow her up!" Gokuder apulled out dynamite, his signature weapon and was about to go ape shit on her but Yamamoto stopped him.

"No no! Ryohei or Tsuna wouldn't like it if you killed her Gokudera!" Yamamoto and Gokudera struggled as two pineapple headed people walked off the plane as well.

"Ho ho, so this is the place we'll be staying? How dull, why on Earth did I agree to come here with these fools." The first pineapple head was Mukuro Rokudo, a and antagonistic "ally" to the Tsuna and his friends. He hates the mafia and wishes to destroy it but and would rather avoid anything having to do with it. But he was chosen to be an ally for Tsuna and his famigilia regardless and Tsuna still accepts him in despite his desires and cruel attitude. He is a fairly-tall seventeen year old teenager with blue hair in a so-called pineapple style. His left eye is blue and his right eye is red with the kanji for 6 on it. He wore a green jacket, with a purple misty t-shirt, white trousers, and long black boots.

"Ah..Mukuro...you said you would come for your own reasons different of what were all here for...". The sweet speaking kind girl next to Mukuro was Chrome Dokuro. She is quite small for her age with short, purple "pineapple" style hair like Mukuro's. She has violet eyes but one was covered by a black eye patch with a chrome-colored skull due to an injury that caused her to lose her right eye. She wore a purple top with a black skull on it, and a purple skirt. Along with black converse shoes. She is almost always with her green bag she carries with her. She is however very shy when it comes to people.

"Hmph...right...I forgot. I will find what I'm looking here even if I have to take some heads off while I'm at hoho.." He laughed as he walked down with Chrome following at his side sighing.

"Chrome!' Kyoko and Haru jumped at her and began having a chat about various things. And the final people from the Vongola gang finally got off the plane. Hibari Kyoya, a 18 year old whhas short black hair, with a fringe that joins at the center of his face, and parts to the sides, leaving a short of, "M," shape. He has sharp, grey eyes, which he uses to intimidate those around him. Hibari often wore a Discipline Committee uniform, which consists of a long-sleeved white shirt, black trousers, brown belt, black shoes (or indoor shoes), and black gakuran top worn on his shoulders, with the committee's armband pinned onto the left sleeve. On top of his head was the baby Reborn.

He wears a black fedora with a thick orange stripe running across the sides of the cone. He has black eyes and wears an all-black suit with black boots and a red long sleeved polo with a blue necktie underneath. He was the hitman tutor that is training Tsuna currently to be a mafia boss. And down by Hibari's feet were Lambo and I-pin. Lambo was a seven year old child who is a spoiled and cowardly child who takes candy from everyone; it has said that he never brushes his teeth. Lambo is the youngest guardian and each Famiglia member takes turns caring for him, with the exceptions of Gokudera and Reborn who consider him to be overly annoying and stupid, referring to him as stupid cow. He had a huge black afro with two yellow horns on each side, and a cow suit. I-Pin was a seven year old Chinese girly, she is near sighted(eyes look like Brock's from pokemon), and only has a single strand of hair on her head. Often being mistakes for a boy, she wore a typical Chinese red martial artist outfit.

"Ah so were all off the plane. Good. Onward Hibari!" Reborn said cheerfully pointing Hibari in the direction he had to go much to Hibari's annoyance.

"Why the Hell...did I get the babies..." Hibari mumbled as he carried some luggage off the plane.

"Well you did lose the coin toss Senpai!" Yamamoto laughed as he helped with the luggage.

"Okay! Everybody line up! Where is No-Good Tsuna?" Reborn looked around and spotted Tsuna at the end of the line. "Ah there you are, just making sure you're somewhere I can see you." He smirked.

"...He knew I would try to escape..." Tsuna thought to himself.

"Now! We are here to uncover some mysterious events that been going on here, we have reports that unknown organization has gained a new unknown power and technology that rivals that of the Vongola. And they apparently plan to do something big with it, your mission is to blend in with the people here and try to find out what's going on. But since it is our first day here, feel free to explore and get to know the area. Pair up as you please and enjoy!" Everyone began to go their separate ways and Tsuna was going to join them before Reborn called out to him. Jumping off Hibari's head and allowing him to go wherever he feels like.

"Tsuna! Come here for a moment, I have a special job for you." He smirked as he looked up to Tsuna.

"...Can I refuse?" Tsuna asked disappointed.

"No."

"...Please?"

"Noooooo." He stretched out the word and went on talking. "Now, you are well aware of your mission but it there is something special I wish for you to keep an eye on."

"Special?"

"Indeed. From the reports, the technology this group has acquired...doesn't seem mafia like at all. It seems...almost out of this world."

"Like..alien technology Reborn? That's crazy." Tsuna laughed.

"Hmm...maybe. But just be on your guard. Now I want you to go find us a house to stay at!"

"You don't have a house for us to stay in!?" Tsuna exclaimed.

"I'm a baby. Not your secretary. You're the mafia boss, take care of your subordinates and me!" Reborn hit Tsuna on the head and went off on his way.

"Sigh...alien technology...as if this place would have ANYTHING to do with aliens..."

Meanwhile!

"WHY MUST THIS PLACE HAS PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING TO DO WITH ALIENS!" Our other hero Rito Yuuki, a 16 year old who has gold brown eyes and orange spiky hair, which was very neat and softer in appearance. Wearing his school uniform, a light yellow shirt with a light green tie and white undershirt. Also with green pants with small yellow lines making checker pattern in it. Our other hopeless hero was running away after an accident occurred. He was running down the street as he was pursued by an alien assassin Golden Darkness, otherwise known as Yami.

"You will die a thousand time Yuuki Rito. And then I'll bring you back to life just to die again!" Yami, was an alien with the power to transform any part of her body into any shape or form she pleases. She had long blonde hair, dark red eyes, and a child-like figure. Although it should be noted that she can change her appearance to look older with her transformation ability, her choosing to stay in her child-like form is most likely due to the fact that it is comfortable for her when in combat. She is wearing an all black gothic outfit with a star shape cut out in the center above her breasts.

"I said I was sorry Yami!" He said as he barely dodged a blade form her hair.

"No apology can make up for what you did. How does one fall from the top of the stair case all the way to the bottom, pulling down one's panties, groping their breasts, makes them crash into their own sister, and makes the victim land in her panties on accident! She became enraged and her attacks became more frenzied as Yuuki barely dodged them.

"I don't know but it WAS an accident!" Rito looked around him to see people carrying on normally with their lives. "How come no one cares that I'm being attacked by an alien?" He shouts as he takes a turn into an alleyway and hides.

"You cannot escape Yuuki Rito!" He hears as Yami runs past the alleyway. He sighs a sigh of relief and sits up against the wall.

"Why does this always happen to me? No one else in the world could have as much bad luck as I do...but I think it's finally clearing up for today!" He says before he hears his phone ring. He gets it out of his pocket and checks to see it is his sister. "Ah..Mikan, whats up?"

"Oh Rito! It's horrible! Something terrible has happened?" She shouts on the phone.

"Terrible? What happened? Is it one of Lala's inventions again?!" Rito asks with a distress voice.

"Yeah! She invented something crazy again! And it made something horrible come right for you!"

"What!? Well what is..." Rito heard a gnarly growling behind him that caused a chill to his bones. He slowly in fear and looked to the exit of the hallway and his jaw drops. There he sees the most horrendous thing known to mankind, more hideous than Frankenstein!It was a very overweight, round, man with a bald head and mustache with sunglasses on...It was...it was...! His school's principal in his underwear? "Mikan...why is the principal after me...?"

"Umm, remember when Lala patted you on the back before you left..?" She said hesitantly.

"Yeahhh..."

"She put some perfume on you that makes the Principal go crazy and can smell it a mile away! Apparently he will go nuts and chase after whoever has that smell!"

"Then why the heck did she put it on me!?" Rito exclaimed.

"...Science..."

"...I gotta...go..." Rito hung up his phone and put it in his pocket. "Okay...principal..I know what you're thinking...okay no I don't. But i'm a boy remember! You like girls!"

"You're right..." He said simply looking down. Rito seemed relief that his principal understands. "BUT YOU SMELL LIKE A GIRL AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!"

"AHH!" Rito was now running from his slobbering principal and ran as fast he could. "Why haven't you been arrested yet you perverted old man?!"

"Huehuehue!" He laughed in a very gross way. It was a wonder he could keep up with Rito despite his size honestly.

Rito ran all the way to the park where he saw a brown spiky haired person looking around aimlessly not knowing he was running towards him. "Hey! You look out!" Rito shouted at him.

"Huh?" He simply said as the two collided into one another falling to the ground.

They both got up shortly and in sync they said. 'Ow..that really hurt. Oh sorry, are you okay?"

They both stopped and looked at one another. Odd they thought.

Once again they tried speaking but ended up in sync again. "Are you hurt?" They both looked at each other and slowly they began to realize something. They were alike.

"...Are you someone who is tortured constantly by never ending antics you want nothing to do with by a single person in your life!?" Tsuna shouted.

"Yes! I am! Do you have poor athletic skills, bad at school, and otherwise considered hopeless?" Rito shouted back at him.

"Yes! Are you bad with women and have no idea what to do with them and are forced into embarrassing situations with them?"

"Yes! All the time! That means you are in love with a girl but don't know how to confess to her?"

"For a long time yes! Bullied by a disciplinary member?"

"Chased after by a crazy and eccentric girl?"

"Father who was never really there and is borderline useless?"

"Hunted down and almost killed countless times?"

Again in sync, "Yes, yes, yes, and yes!"

"...you..." Tsuna simply said to Rito who reached out with his hands.

"...are.." Rito replied back reaching out to grab his hands.

And once more in sync, "A hopeless guy like I am!"

They two began to cry and hold each other in the park. Bystanders simply tried to ignore the scene thinking of it as gross.

"I knew there had to be someone else in the world who was as hopeless and troubled as I was!" Tsuna shouted shaking his new friend's hands in joy.

"I know! I was just thinking that I was very unlucky today!" Rito said happily smiling.

"I can't believe it! This must be fate...!" Rito announced as he stood up in pride.

"Yes...that must be it!" Tsuna stood up to and together the two boys held hands with the sun in the background shining.

Rito began crying deeply with his hand in a fist held up to his face. "One of our useless fathers must have had an affair sometime...!

"Yes...that could be it! Were just like..."

"Brothers!" They said at the same time. They began to hug each other and cry in the other's arms.

"OH LITTLE BOY...OR GIRL! WHERE ARE YOU? OH THERE YOU ARE!"

"Oh crap..the principal!"

"Huh? That's your school principal? Why is he in his underwear?" Tsuna exclaimed, grossed out.

"Umm...its a long story with no real explanation..." Rito sighed.

The principal came running towards the two boys who both instinctively began running around the park in a circle.

"Why is he chasing you?" Tsuna asked in fear.

"Umm...he thinks..i'm a girl?" Rito realized that trying to explain this to other people would come off...strange.

"A girl? You're clearly a guy! And how come no oneis intervening in all of this?"

"...You must be new here...?" Rito gave Tsuna a look of sadness. His new hopeless friend had no idea what was life was like here.

"Yeah! Me and my friends just came here today! I'm from Namimori, my name is Tsunayoshi Sawada but you can just call me Tsuna!"

"Oh really? I haven't heard of that place before, my name is Rito Yuuki! Nice to meet you Tsuna!" The two both smiled at each other before they both ran into a tree. They fell on their backs and both looked back to see the principal got closer and closer as the two boys hugged each other in fear.

"Well..this is the end new brother!" Tsuna said shaking.

"It was nice knowing you...brother! I am glad to call you that!" Rito replied smiling.

"I...never cared about anybody this much before...except the girl that I can't confess too!"

"I understand completely! You are willing to die with me even though he is only after me and not you!"

"...Wait what...?" Tsuna stopped and looked at Rito who just grinned.

The principal began slobbering and approached the two...before he suddenly stopped. "Why...am I here...why am I in my underwear...and chasing two boys int he park?"

"Huh?" Rito said. "You don't...remember anything? Ah! Lala's invention must have wore off!" Rito said cheerfully.

"Invention...does that mean were alive!?" Tsuna and Rito embraced once more as the principal simply walked off and the police soon after...arrested him.

"We get to see the sunlight and bask in our hopelessness once more brother!" Rito shouts as he offers a hand to Tsuna.

"Yes! And now nothing can stop the both of us!" Tsuna takes his hand and stands up. Together the two look at the sunset, and to these two. A new friendship was born, one of a somewhat gross brotherhood! The Totally Hopeless Duo was formed!

At that moment Tsuna's cell phone rang.

"Ah, one moment Rito..." He answers his headset as Rito stand there enjoying life.

"Tsuna! Did you find a place for us to stay yet?" It was Reborn who called him.

"Oh shoot! I forgot all about that! I have to find us a place to stay!" Tsuna exclaimed, hitting his head before he felt a hand placed on his shoulder. He slowly looked back to see his new brother, Rito. Shaking his head with his eyes closed.

"Worry not...brother! For I will find you a home! I know a certain person...who can build anything! I'm sure she can make a house for you and your friends to stay!"

"...You would do that..for me...?"

"Of course...brother!" The two began crying once more. As Tsuna answered his phone.

"Don't worry Reborn...I got us a house! And I got me a brother!"

"A brother? That sounds gross. Send us the coordinates when you get there then." Reborn hung up as the two put their arms around each other and looked out at the sun.

"It's good to be alive isn't it...brother?" Tsuna said.

"You're certainly right...brother." Rito replied as they both smiled and laughed at each other. Enjoying their moment together.

"There you are Yuuki Rito!" Moment over. Golden Darkness returned and was standing there her hair as giant blades.

"Ah! Yami!"

"Don't tell me she is the girl you like, she seems like a little girl... are you a lolicon brother..?" Tsuna said as they both backed up slowly.

"No, no! She was an assassin sent after me...though she isn't hellbent on trying to kill me now...so much...I sorta...made her mad.."

"An assassin like...a hitman?! But what could you possibly have done to maker her so mad?"

"Umm...about that...lets discuss that later..." Rito began running away.

"Wait! It's just a little girl right?" Tsuna then felt something sharp poke him on the shoulder and he slowly turned around to see Yami with her hair as blades.

"...little...girl...? Friend of Yuuki Rito...you just made me your enemy...!" Her eyes flared up with a huge killer intent.

"Oh...that's...why...coming brother!" Tsuna ran up to Rito and they both ran around the park from Yami.

"Is your life always like this Rito?" Tsuna asked dodging blades.

"Uhh! Some-what! More like...half...of it?" Rito said dodging what looked like a giant chainsaw. Overkill much he thought?

"Geeze! Well there is one thing to say at a time like this..." Tsuna looked at Rito who nodded back.

"DON'T KILL ME!" The Totally Hopeless Duo ran for their lives from the assassin Golden Darkness. Both boys had found their other self, a hopeless guy who they both can relate too! Thus begins the combination of Yuuki's love troubles and Tsuna's mafia troubles! Look out world! For things got a lot more hopeless!

Hey Noodle! Thanks for reading the first chapter of my new series, It would mean a lot if you could leave a review of what your thoughts on it were and any suggestions you have for it! Any predictions for what you feel things may happen? What could this evil organization Tsuna and his gang be here for? Can Tsuna and Rito handle ALIENS and MAFIA? Find out next time! Next Chapter:When Worlds Collide!

Side note: I always wanted to do a cross over, but didn't know of what. I have a hitman reborn series going and decided I wanted the cast from that to team up with another cast. But I wanted the other cast to relate to other. And when I thought about that, there is only ONE person who could relate to Tsuna the most! YUUKI RITO, THE HAREM KING! I can't believe I didn't see it before! They're so similar! And their friends can go together in such a weird and unsual way as you saw they did! Look forward to more pairings, I bet you guys can probably guess some!