A/N: Yes, I'm seriously writing this... enjoy! (or not, whatever... enjoyment would be preferable, though...)

Disclaimer: MERLIN IS MIIINNNEEEE! MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE! MINE! MY MERLIN! MERLIN! (Oh wait, no he's not. all I own is the "plot", and my OCs.)

Calli had had a remarkably un-extraordinary life as of yet, and did not like it, not one miniscule bit. Sure, Minecraft and Fanfiction were good escapes, but it was like on Doctor Who; once you've seen the stars and beyond, home seems a helluva lot less interesting. Of course, she hadn't actually seen the stars in real life, but various TV shows had made it seem like she had, along with some of her favorite books. She would give Morgause a lock of her hair and a bottle of her blood to be able to go on a quest with Merlin, the awesomest warlock ever, or perhaps a journey in the TARDIS with eleven. Maybe solve a crime with good old Sherlock? Go to Hogwarts and meet Harry freakin' Potter, argue about enchiladas with Percy Jackson, build an inflatable Hogwarts with Phineas and Ferb- you get the idea. And only Morgause knows what Morgause can do with blood and hair, but it would not be good. Maybe turn her into an Infiri? Or make her look like Gaius, and that would be hard to explain to people... 'yes, I'm Calli. No, I really am serious. No, not Sirius. Yes, I do look like the old guy from Merlin, how perceptive of you. Yes, that was sarcasm. Yes, I really am Calli. I know I look old. No, I'm not a hallucination. FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME IS NOT GAIUS!'

Calli chuckled to herself as she walked past the large Merlin display in the shop window, and looked around curiously. She was walking around the mall, and her dad was still looking at legos. Her friend Emmie (who called herself Em) Was a few feet behind her, gawking at a Doctor Who T shirt. Em had bleach blonde hair with slightly darker streaks, and was somewhat short. She was also a self-proclaimed Gryffindor, and had somehow gotten bored of Merlin. (Calli had looked at her like her face was covered in a magic-sucking leechey-slug when she said this.) But an avid Doctor Who fan. The twelve year olds continued on past the toy shop, and went to look at jewelry (or as Calli said, 'SPARKLIES!') when it happened. As they were about to enter the sparklie earring shop that also sold socks (yay!) all the lights went out. Suddenly the world began to spin around, and Calli (and Em, though Calli did not know it) blacked out.

The two of them awoke to the feel of hard pokey things underneath them, and the sound of birdsong. As Calli opened her eyes, she heard a rustling, and groggily leaped to her feet, holding a stick that she had been laying on in front of her. As her eyes opened fully, she realized that they were surrounded by people in sparkley metal suits. Likely vampire impersonators (she began sniggering at this thought, until she remembered that her and her friend were in the middle of the woods who knows where surrounded by vampires or something.) Suddenly a blond haired man with a slight amount of stubble jumped out, and demanded she state her purpose. Before she had registered anything other than; 'he looks familiar... but why isn't he in a dress... what the heck... who the hell is he...', she had her stick aimed in his face.

Leon looked down disbelievingly, how had this girl gotten past his guard? And with a stick? Sir Edward stepped out, and aimed his sword at the girl. Edward was barely seventeen, and went by Ed. He wasn't a bad knight, but he was hardly a master. Arthur stepped out as well, and so did the rest of the knights. They stared curiously at the two strangers, one of which was groggily holding a stick at Leon's throat whilst mumbling about sparkly fake vampires, while the other lay on the ground asleep. They both appeared to be wearing clothes that bore signs of royalty, but were much the worse for wear. They appeared to be about sixteen, and the one who was awake (barely) had a bag slung across her shoulder. She also had a sword at her side, but apparently thought her stick was her only weapon, as she continued to hold it threateningly in front of her, now muttering about blue boxes. She leaned over to the other girl, and screamed something along the lines of; "OMG! THE DOCTOR MADE WAFFLES! WAKE UP, DUDE!" But she didn't move. The girl with the stick looked up, and dropped her stick when she saw Arthur. She did not begin to melt, however, as he expected her to, (she wouldn't have been the first) but she just started to laugh.

"Lol I must have been reading too many fanfics for my own good..." I giggled, I had just hallucinated Arthur Pendragon. Or Bradley James, whatever. And there was Leon. I really was going bonkers. Em was there, which was weird, most of my dreams are rather abstract, or describe my inventory on a Minecraft server in full detail. Maybe this wasn't a dream... and for the second time in however long it had been since the mall, I fainted.

A/N: So whadya' think? Was I too much of a Mary-Sue? Yes, Calli is me in this fic. No, I will not tell you if Calli is my name in real life. Em is sort of like my real life friend, but not exactly. Kay is like another real life friend. Reveiw if you like bananas! (Because everyone likes bananas! Always take one to a party! DOCTOR WHO!) And btw, I do NOT normally go to malls. But my friend who is Em in this story and has no idea I'm writing this wants me to go to one called Hot Topic, so this is in my future. OMG WHAT IF THIS FIC ACTUALLY HAPPENS! (Yeah, probably not. But it would be cool...) So anyhoo... REVEIW!