"Are you sure about this, Kanny?"

"Yes."

"But -"

"Porrim, I'll change my mind at this rate."

"I just don't want you to regret this."

Kankri removed his sweater and folded it before setting it down. "I know you're the best at this and I trust you more than anyone."

"Fine. Wait there."

She returned with some cushions which she placed on the floor and got Kankri to join her there, not wanting to risk spoiling her fabric pile. She began to massage his shoulders. "So, is it trouble relaxing? A mental block? Perhaps a physical mutation I am unaware of?"

He'd never considered that, but Karkat never seemed to have any trouble in that brief time they'd lived together. Not that he wanted to be thinking about his loud dancestor right now. "I would suppose a combination, but I don't believe I am any different to other trolls in any way other than blood hue."

She kissed his neck and shoulders before pushing him down onto the cushions. "Well, try to relax anytime you try anything like this. I know you tend to over think everything."

"I'm always relaxed around you."

She ran her hands across his chest and down to start tugging on his trousers. "And if you extend the same to Cronus then I doubt you'll have trouble."

"I do –mmm – try." Porrim had her hands around his horns, something that she would occasionally do to quiet him.

"Straighten your legs and open them slightly."

He leaned his head back to look up at her. "Do I have to?"

"Yes. What's wrong with that request?"

He did so reluctantly. "Because I feel too exposed."

"Then you need to be more confident. No one's going to hurt you and whoever sees you like this is going to want to see you flaunt everything you have."

"But I'm…I guess I'm a little scrawny and small. Nothing to see here. Mmm~"

"You may look like that, but you have to sell yourself as something else." She moved to give his body more attention.

"Porrim, it sounds like you're trying to turn me into a sex worker."

"Not at all, I'm just trying to make you more desirable to other trolls." Her nails were ghosting over his inner thighs, tracing swirling patterns.

"But I don't know how to do that."

"Well you have a cute face so that works in your favour." She started to flick the sensitive nubs on his chest. "But what you need to work on is flaunting your body, because I see you too often with your shoulders sloping forward like you're scared someone's going to cull you. Having said that, when you talk about things you're passionate about you look full of confidence, it's just unfortunate that the things you say repel most." A hand rubbed the lower part of his abdomen, just above his sheathe. "Anyway, I want you to stop thinking about those things and concentrate on feeling."

"I'll try."

"No, you will. I can't believe I haven't aroused you enough already."

"But those touches felt so platonic."

Porrim raised her eyebrows at him. "If you say so. It seems I'll have to go further." She pulled his legs apart and lowered herself to the ground so that she was level with his crotch.

"Porrim…"

"We talked about this, Kanny. I'm not letting you back out now, partly because I'm a little curious now. So just close your eyes and pretend I'm not here if that helps." She began to plant kisses up his thighs and across the lips of his nook. Then she ran her tongue from his nook to his sheathe, earning a surprised gasp from him. She repeated the motion a few more times, making sure to look up at him and watch the blush grow on his face. Her tongue slipped into his nook and Kankri made a high pitched noise. He hadn't even touched himself there…it felt odd, but oddly nice. A shiver ran down his spine and he shifted uncomfortably as he felt his bulge stir to life.

"Finally," Porrim said as she sat up. "I thought we were never going to get anywhere."

"I…" He blushed and looked a little ashamed.

Porrim cupped his face. "Kanny, don't look like that. This is why we're here." She gave his bulge a few strokes just in case it decided to retract.

"Ah – but -"

She pressed a finger to his lips. "That's what I want to hear – you making cute noises."

"They're lewd noises."

"No, they're natural noises. I think you just need to let go and let your body do what's natural."

"This doesn't feel natural to me."

She continued to pump the appendage. "That's what you've been telling yourself for however many years, but remember the last time you were in this state? You thought it quite a normal thing."

"I was curious."

"And why did you ask me to do this?"

"Because I – ah – need help."

"Because you're curious. Curious about how to make your body respond. I hope you're learning something. If not, pay close attention to what happens next."

Porrim circled his entrance before slipping a finger in, shortly followed by a second. She stroked the walls of his nook in time with the pumping of his bulge. It took less than a minute for Kankri to be reduced to a panting mess under her touch. He gripped the cushion under his head as he rolled his hips against her hands. It was so much easier when he didn't have to focus on pumping himself.

"P-Porrim…"

She nodded and he was quite horrified when she engulfed his bulge with her mouth, sucking on it a few times before deep throating him as he released.

He lay back, breathing heavily and letting the feeling of orgasm linger a little longer. "That was wonderful, Porrim."

"Good. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Now tell me what you learned."

"That I enjoy others stimulating me?"

Porrim rolled her eyes. "I'll give you a vibrator if you want, but that isn't what I wanted you to realise."

"I like my nook being touched."

"Bingo. So that's how you're going to make things quicker for yourself."

"But I still had trouble starting."

"I think you just need to relax and maybe touch the area to get things going." She stood up and inspected her soiled shirt. "It's something you'll have to figure out."

"Sorry about the mess…" he trailed off as he noticed the bulge against the front of her skirt.

"Nothing to worry about. If I cared I would have used a bucket. What are you – oh. Well, some of us react when we have people moaning beneath us."

"I tried not to, I apologise."

"Kanny, stop apologising. You did what I wanted you to do. Now how about you have a shower instead of lying in your genetic material?"

"Shouldn't I clean it up first?"

"I'll do it, you go and wash." He felt bad, but she insisted.

"What about you? Should I…help you too?" He didn't really want to offer, but he felt it the polite thing to do.

"I'll deal with it while you're in the ablution block."

"Oh, okay." He hurried out before she could change her mind. He did owe her in a sense, but he wasn't sure he was quite up to repaying her in the same manner.

ooo

"Do you sleep on the bed all the time?" Kankri was curled up at the end of it, much like a cat, Cronus thought.

"Nah, sometimes when I'm feeling under the weather I'll go for the 'coon instead. Do you like it?"

Kankri nodded and nuzzled into the pillow he was clutching. "Yes, I think I'd like to have one of my own."

"And I'd like to have you on mine looking this cute everyday."

The Cancer sat up and straightened his sweater. "I apologise; I got too comfortable."

Cronus pushed him back down. "It's nice to see you relaxed. Lay there until I finish this." He looked down at the lyrics he was writing and resumed chewing on the end of his pen.

It wasn't long before Kankri was snoozing and making cute noises with each exhale of breath. Cronus set his notepad down and carefully moved closer so that he could stroke Kankri's hair. At first he thought he had woken him, but the Cancer just shifted a little to make more of his head available. Cronus smiled and enjoyed the moment for a while longer before chancing a brush of his hand against a horn. Immediately Kankri sat up, hair a mess.

"Ah, sorry, Cronus, I didn't mean to fall asleep."

"I didn't mind. You're adorable when you sleep."

Kankri blushed slightly and busied himself with fixing his hair. Cronus pulled Kankri into a hug from behind and rested his head on his shoulder.

"Cronus, what are you doing?"

"Matesprit things? I'm assuming you haven't officially given up yet."

Kankri sighed. "I don't know. Sometimes I think I should. What do you think? In your honest opinion, is this working like a matespritship should?"

"Not really." Kankri moved so that he could face Cronus. "I mean, I know you're not into the touching stuff, but this is turning out to be a one sided thing and is more like unrequited love than anything functional."

"I apologise. I think I got a little too comfortable and assumed I wouldn't have to do much work. That was quite a terrible thing to do and I should try harder instead of leaving it all to you."

Cronus shrugged. "I don't mind, but I guess yeah, you need to do something or you'll never find someone who'll put up with you. Unless they're one of those weird stalker types who just thinks you're cute or something."

"Then allow me to be bold." He moved closer so that he was seated between Cronus's legs, faces inches apart. He watched as Cronus arched an eyebrow.

"Okay then."

It started as a peck on the lips, then a kiss to the jaw followed by a few more. Down to his neck and Cronus tilted his head for better access. He ran his tongue from his neck to his fins and the Aquarius shivered as his tongue travelled to the very tips of the delicate organ.

"Kan, wait."

"Hm?" Kankri pulled back, face full of innocence. Maybe he'd been expecting lust filled eyes to meet his, but this was Kankri let's not forget.

"Don't get me wrong, this is really nice, like, I'd love for you to continue, but I think it might just be a little too much."

"What? I thought this was appropriate for the red quadrant."

"Yeah, it is, but I don't think I can handle you all over me without making you uncomfortable."

He hesitated for a moment before pushing Cronus down by his shoulders. "Just relax and let me practise being a good matesprit." There might have been a slight tremble in his voice, but hopefully he was just imagining it.

"Whatever you say, chief. I just don't want to get slapped or something."

"I promise I won't physically harm you for the rest of the day," he said as he moved to straddle Cronus and resume where he had left off.

"Have mercy on future me too."

Kankri rolled his eyes as he ran a hand through the other's hair, immediately regretting it. "I will if you stop putting so much gel in your hair." He wiped his hand on Cronus's shirt which resulted in a disappointed groan. Luckily Cronus's horns were big enough for him to touch them without coming into contact with his greasy hair and he ran his fingers up and down, following the lightening bolt motion.

"Can I touch you?"

"…Yes."

Cronus noted the delay and decided not to try and remove any of Kankri's clothing yet, although that wasn't stopping the Cancer from hiking his shirt up to his armpits and planting kisses over his chest and stomach. He placed a finger under Kankri's chin and guided him back to his lips before rolling so that Kankri was beneath him. He sat back on his heels and made a show of taking off his shirt, making sure to flex his biceps. It was all lost on Kankri who still didn't find the naked form any more appealing than the clothed one.

Wait. Cronus was undressing. He had his hands at the hem of his sweater next and was slowly pulling it up, revealing his abnormally high pants. But wait. What was he doing? There were so many implications and red lights flashed in his mind: this was not okay. Or rather he had trained himself to think like that if he ever found himself in a situation such as this. At what point had he decided to allow this? Oh, Cronus was saying something.

"You still wear these? I thought you grew out of them."

"Not at all. They are perfect on chillier days such as today."

"Didn't think you'd need them with that sweater."

Ah yes, that sweater that was now on the floor. Thrown unceremoniously rather than folded nicely. Cronus unzipped his long pants down to his hips, but stopped there, pausing to admire his chest. Hands swept up from his navel to his shoulders, then down his arms to take his hands and pull them towards Cronus's hips. When Kankri remained still, Cronus moved his hands for him, ever closer to his belt buckle.

Kankri felt his hand brush against Cronus's clothed bulge and retracted them immediately. Of course Cronus was ready and waiting, while he lay there completely unfazed by their previous activities. That wasn't good…in fact it would look bad, wouldn't it? And what if he couldn't get it up? Maybe he'd have to tell Cronus to do what Porrim did. No, it was all too embarrassing. They'd done enough today. There had been progress.

"Kankri?"

Oh, his unresponsiveness had been noticed. "I want to stop."

"Okay." Cronus released his hands and sat back.

Kankri sat up with a surprised look. "I'm sorry. Are you mad?"

"I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little disappointed after that build up, but it's cool. Don't want to trigger you or whatever. But all that stuff you were doing – that's the kind of stuff you should do. Anyway, I'm going to take a cold shower. Enjoy the bed while I'm gone."

He rolled over onto his front and pulled the duvet over himself. His thoughts wandered. That was really terrible, wasn't it? And Cronus had left so quickly…maybe he was being considerate? Oh, but that would mean he'd looked as uncomfortable as he felt. Stop. This was all going to spiral into self-loathing at this rate and he couldn't allow that. He had to be positive: he'd just allowed someone to partially undress him – someone who wasn't his moirail – and that was a big step in this whole experiment. It was really an honour for Cronus to be allowed that. And Cronus…he was a perfect subject; stopping when asked. He asked no questions and pushed no further…he was truly a great friend. Kankri felt a weight on the bed and a hand ruffle the top of his head that poked out.

"You okay, chief?"

Kankri moved so that his face was no longer pressed into the pillow. "Yeah."

Cronus propped some pillows up and leaned back against them before inviting Kankri into his arms. The Cancer accepted, his back against Cronus's cool chest.

"This is nice," Kankri said and closed his eyes.

"It is. I was worried you'd run away while I was gone."

"And why would I do that?"

"I don't know…I just get a bit…I worry about you, Kan. And I worry about doing things that you don't like."

Kankri stroked a hand clasped around his chest. "You need not worry so much. I'm not going to stop talking to you over something I started."

"But I always worry. I never want to lose you."

"And I'd rather keep you too. It's difficult finding friends as good as you."

"Kan…" That touched him. It wasn't often that Kankri said such lovely things about him. Actually, no one ever really said nice things. "I…there's something I want to tell you, but I'm… Actually, forget it. It's nothing."

"Cronus, you know I won't let you keep whatever it is to yourself now that you've expressed the desire to tell me."

"God, I wish I had a moirail to talk it over with first, but I guess that's not happening."

"Oh, if you need to figure things out before talking then I'm more than happy to wait."

"Nah, I should just man up and say it. No better time than the present, eh?" Since when had Kankri turned to lie on his chest, facing him? "I…I love you, Kan. And I don't mean in just a platonic, friendly sense. I'm…really quite flushed for you and I just wanted you to know that."

"Cronus…" No one had ever said that to him. He and Porrim often said it in pale ways, but no one had ever told him they were red for him. It made him feel warm inside. He smiled and hugged the Aquarius.

"And I know you probably don't feel the same way, but I just wanted – needed you to know. I tried so hard to not fall in love, but I couldn't help it -" Kankri put a finger to his lips and shooshed him.

"It's fine." He nuzzled into Cronus's chest and the Aquarius heaved a sigh of relief. "Your blood pusher is beating so fast."

Cronus laughed. "Yeah, well it's not easy telling someone you love them, especially when it's a long term friend who's not going to reciprocate."

"I'm sorry. I really like you, Cronus, but I don't think love is the right word for it."

"It's cool, I get it."

Cronus was surprised to find the guy asleep on him a while later and wondered what Kankri had been doing to make himself so tired. Why did he care? He had a sleeping Kankri lying on him and keeping him warm.

ooo

"And it was terrible. Then we cuddled and he told me he's flushed."

"For you?"

"Who else?"

Porrim took a bite of her biscuit. "Well, I can't advise you on how to become flushed for him, but I'm full of bedroom tips."

"But isn't it bad for me to keep doing this to him? I feel like I'm leading him into a palace, promising him a banquet but then throwing him into a cell."

"…Odd way of putting it, but I see what you mean. I'll give you my honest opinion, as a friend who has known you for enough sweeps. I don't think you'll ever love someone like Cronus loves you, or like people do in films, et cetera. So I'm not saying you should keep leading him on, but I'm suggesting that you don't try and go after anyone else. You have him now, so keep him if you want the quadrant filled."

Kankri groaned. "I…argh."

Porrim giggled. "He makes you speechless. That's interesting."

"No, this situation makes me speechless. And I can only blame myself for deciding to pursue such an absurd idea. Although I do believe you were the first to suggest that I attempt dating a friend."

"It's lasted quite a long time."

"Only because we were close prior to this arrangement. And now I've changed the dynamic and we won't be able to go back and -"

"Kanny, calm down." She put a hand on his shoulder. "It's going to be okay. I think Cronus has proved himself to be very understanding and will happily go back to how things were before."

"But we were so happy…" he mumbled.

"Hmm?"

"He was so happy when we woke up and I was still in his arms. He kissed me softly and then made us breakfast."

"That's sweet. But I did hear you the first time and you said 'we'. You like it, don't you?"

Kankri brought his hands to his face to hide behind them. "Yes," he whispered.

"Stop mumbling into your sleeves and tell me how you feel."

He parted his hands slightly. "It made me feel warm inside when he said all those things. I like it when he hugs me." And there she thought she'd be the only one with that privilege. "And although I don't care much for him touching me in other ways, I like the fact that he wants to. But this isn't love, is it? Because I'm sure that if anyone else acted the same way then I'd be equally thrilled."

"I'm now convinced you should stay together for a little longer at least. If he makes you happy, then why destroy it?"

"I guess, but I…I'm not cut out to be a matesprit. Won't he expect us to progress further than the other night?"

"Only if you want to. And if you do then you just have to be confident and tell him what you like." She looked at Kankri's blank face. "You still haven't experimented, have you?"

"Umm…"

"You don't have to; after all, it was just a suggestion."

"I forget, or I'm not feeling it, or -"

"You're never feeling it. Anyway, I'll talk to Cronus to help you out."

Kankri's eyes widened. "What are you going to tell him? You're not going to tell him what we did, are you?"

"I don't trust you to tell him the right things."

"I will, honestly. But I know you're going to anyway, so just…don't make it sound too lewd."

Porrim rolled her eyes. "Kanny, I don't know what you think I'm going to say, but it'll be straight to the point. It's not like this is real kinky stuff."

"I just feel odd if you two start discussing me in such a way behind my back."

"You make it sound malicious. Biscuit?" She held the tin out to him. He took one as she began to steer the conversation away from him much to his relief.

ooo

Kankri started down at the phallic object nestled in velvet. He wondered if Porrim had ever used it or if she had bought it with him in mind should he ever show an interest. After a moment longer of staring he picked up the grey object and inspected it, flicking the switch once he located it. It began to vibrate in his hands and he blushed with embarrassment, quickly turning it off.

GA: Have yo+u go+t it?

CG: Yes.

CG: 6ut I have n9 idea h9w t9 6egin.

GA: Just rub it against yo+ur no+o+k and see ho+w that go+es.

CG: Fine.

He slipped his clothes off and slouched back in his chair, opening his legs. Slowly he began to slide the object against his opening and the lips of his nook. It was pleasant and he found himself pushing it against him with more force, then stopping and trailing it against his skin with the faintest of touches. It left him yearning for more when he teased himself like that and his hips began to move in order to satisfy that craving. His nook was suitably wet within minutes, his bulge curling against his stomach. He never had it this easy. Carefully he ran the dildo between his folds until he located his entrance, slowly pushing it in and widening his legs as he did so. He felt so full once it was completely in, giving himself a moment to get used to it. One hand began to tug it out part way before forcing it back in while the other tended to his bulge, stroking it gently.

His pants filled the room, but he was too lost in pleasure to notice. He was quite content to continue as he was, but he was curious and flicked the switch, arching his back as it began to vibrate within him. Oh god, he couldn't handle this, it was too much.

"Ah – shit, shit. Nnng. F-Fuuuuck." Pleasure wracked his body and he gripped onto the chair's arms as he released, waves of orgasm rushing over him. He waited until his nook had stopped convulsing powerfully before turning it off and slowly removing the object. It was covered in his bright red genetic material, so he lowered it to the floor that was already a mess…actually so was his chair. Wow, he really hadn't planned this well at all. He hadn't even thought about the pail (although that was mainly because he hadn't believed he would get anywhere), but then again he hadn't had time to.

GA: And do+n't fo+rget to+ mo+ve yo+ur hips!

Like that wasn't obvious. He thought he'd been quite fluid last time, but maybe she hadn't thought so.

CG: P9rrim, y9ur gift is the m9st amazing 96ject.

GA: O+h? So+ it went well?

CG: Very. I w9uld even c9nsider using it again. The vi6rate functi9n is quite rev9luti9nary.

CG: Als9, did I say anything 9dd when I was with y9u? I can't remember all the details.

GA: Yo+u were unusually quiet, apart fro+m the panting. I think the o+nly thing yo+u actually said was my name.

CG: 9h. Interesting.

GA: Why? What did yo+u say?

CG: I c9uldn't help 6ut let a few pr9fanities fall fr9m my lips. Rather em6arrassing that I all9wed myself t9 utter such things.

GA: Means yo+u did well.

"So humans all have the same blood colour and from this can I conclude that there is no discrimination? Are you all equal at birth?"

It was Meenah's wriggling day party and everyone, even the humans they'd met in the game, was invited. Kankri sat on one of her many sofas, happily talking to John.

"Err, ideally it would be like that. But people discriminate in other ways."

"Oh? Fascinating. Could you give me some examples?"

"Well, there's sexism, racism, homophobia, um…they're the main words that get thrown around. But people discriminate based on how much money you have and disabilities and such."

"So what is -"

"John!" Karkat dropped into the heir's lap. "Has Kankri given you a thorough talking to? Do you need a knight in shining armour to save you? Because that's me and that's why I'm here."

"We were just talking -"

"Talking?! I've heard enough already. Come on, I'm not letting you waste any more time with this nooksucker."

Kankri folded his arms and shot Karkat an offended look. "I don't appreciate -"

"Nope. We're gone." His dancestor pulled the human away and John gave him an apologetic look.

He was surprised when another human sat in the vacated seat less than a minute later.

"'Ey, cutie. I'll tell you about shumans…um, humans, if you want." She winked at him and took another sip from the glass that never left her hand.

"I…need to go and do something," he lied. He had nothing against the girl, but he doubted it was worth his time to try and talk to her. That and the fact she'd called him 'cutie' was quite off-putting.

As he turned one of the many corners in Meenah's mansion he walked right into a chest.

"Hey, Kankri."

"Oh, Cronus, hello. I thought you weren't going to turn up."

"I got a bit lost in my writing and yeah…almost forgot I had somewhere to be. Have I missed anything?"

"I was talking to John. Earth life is such an interesting conversation topic."

"I'm sure it is. Shall we join the party?"

Kankri nodded and they entered the room the Cancer has just left.

"Wow," Cronus said as they walked in. "I cannot believe she would do that."

"Do what?"

Cronus pointed at the golden coloured cake on the table at the end of the room. It was a miniature version of the statue Meenah had of herself. "She's unbelievable sometimes."

"Well, this is Meenah we're talking about."

He walked closer for a better look. "Even these biscuits are fish-shaped. And the cakes have cuttlefish on them! God, I'm glad I'm normal." The odd snacks didn't deter him from picking a plateful before finding a place for them to sit. Aranea waved them over to the circular sofa Meenah had – did she have every kind or something? He guessed she could afford to in a hive this big. They sat down to see some familiar faces and some they could only give a surname for.

"And then he jumped off the railing and landed upright for the first time in months," Latula said and the others clapped with her.

"How's it going?" Cronus asked Eridan who he was now sat next to.

"It's not bad."

"Good." And he guessed that's as much conversation as they would have.

"Oh god, what is in these?" Kankri complained after biting into a biscuit.

"It's cod!" Feferi smiled.

"Why would you put cod into a biscuit?" Kankri inquired. "It's possibly the worst combination I've tasted."

"Oh? You don't like it?" She looked sad.

"Fuck off, asswipe," Sollux said and put an arm around her. "She put a lot of effort into making those."

"I apologise, I didn't mean to offend. I really was just curious."

"Yeah, well you didn't have to give your stupid opinion too."

"Woah, chill out, man," Cronus said. "Kan doesn't appreciate sea food much, that's all. No need to get defensive."

"And you don't need to get involved, Ampora." Sollux was on his feet now and Eridan took the chance to kick him in the shin.

"Sit down, Sol, he ain't worth it. Can't believe you're getting' all worked up over a fuckin' biscuit."

Sollux gripped the front of Eridan's shirt and stared into his eyes with anger while the Aquarius stared back nonplussed. He released his grip and the tension dissipated. "I fucking hate you."

"Hate you too," Eridan said as an automated reply.

"Anyway," Aranea said. "How about some drinks and a new conversation topic?"

"We could play a game," Eridan suggested. "Like spin the bottle."

"No," Sollux said. "Most of us have matesprits we'd rather keep."

"It's just a bit of fun."

"You just want to kiss FF!"

"BOYS!" Feferi yelled.

They both looked at her with raised eyebrows, unaware she could shout that loud.

"Or perhaps something non-contact," Porrim said. "Like strip poker."

Aranea set eight glasses down on the table in the centre. "You want to play that here?"

"No, we'd probably use one of Meenah's many rooms."

"I'm game," Latula said.

The others mumbled among each other.

"You wanna play?" Cronus whispered.

"Not particularly, although don't let me stop you."

"Nah, I wasn't feeling it either."

"Well?" Porrim asked, looking at the beta trolls.

"Yeah, why not."

Aranea set down a few jugs of various drinks. "Are we all in?"

"Kanny's not playing."

"You could ask," Kankri said.

"I know you won't say yes. In fact, I would have bet money you would say no." Kankri rolled his eyes; his moirail could be annoying at times. "Although I wouldn't know what to bet with Cronus."

"Nice offer, but I'm gonna sit this one out."

"Grab a drink and we'll get going." Porrim began to pour herself a glass of wine.

"I'll get 'Tuna." Latula jumped up and Sollux sighed.

"Not another asshole. We need someone cool from our lot to balance this out."

"How about Kar?" Eridan suggested.

"He's probably too busy fucking around with the humans. Did you hear how excited he was when Meenah said they were coming?"

"Then why not just invite the humans as well?" Eridan raised his eyebrows.

"You're a sick fuck, ED. Don't think I don't know what's going on in that thinkpan of yours."

"So, I'll go and fetch them?"

Sollux nodded and they all got up to leave. Kankri poured himself some juice, grateful that Aranea hadn't left him out.

"I look at those two and it reminds me why I never even considered dabbling in kismesissitude."

"I don't think us Beforan trolls are cut out for it." Cronus sat back with his own glass of juice.

"You do realise that doesn't have anything soporific about it?"

Cronus nodded. "I know. I also know you don't approve of alcohol."

Kankri smiled gratefully. "I… That's really thoughtful of you." He did want to say 'don't change because of me', but that would be lying and he'd rather not deal with a tipsy – or worse, drunk – Cronus who might take advantage of his current matesprit privileges. Not that he thought Cronus would be a bad guy, but he'd rather not have that worry in the back of his mind.

He hugged Cronus and the two of them sat huddled together talking until someone snuck up behind them, close enough so that they could feel their breath on the back of their necks when they spoke.

"Where's my grill at?" Meenah asked.

The pair jumped, separating immediately.

"Woah, Meenah, could have announced yourself or something," Cronus complained.

"Naw, you two looked all cosy. Didn't wanna do anyfin to destroy your good time."

"Well, we've been suitably disturbed, so what did you want?" Kankri asked.

"I'm just looking for Aranea, but this thing you two got going on, gonna spill the krill on that?"

They looked at each other, silently deciding not to say a word.

"Birthday girl don't get no info? Ten out of ten for effort, guys. I just need to know if I need to get over to Porrim and tell her she's out of a moirail. Didn't think Kan did red." She gave his hair a quick ruffle. "And I didn't think anyone took you in any quad."

Cronus rolled his eyes. "I would tell you to go fuck yourself, but it's your birthday and all."

"Not gonna respond to those black vibes ever. Now tell me what you did with Ara and the others that were here earlier."

"They've gone to play strip poker." Cronus waggled his eyebrows. "I thought she might have invited you."

"Oh-ho. Water bitch. Not that I need to sea her sexy body, but I kinda wanted to keep it for my eyes only, you get me. Anyway, sea you two." She was gone before they could say bye.

"I thought you were saying we weren't cut out for kismesissitude?"

"It's just a bit of banter like always. Her fish puns gave me an idea though; do you want to head down to the beach?"

"Don't you think it's a little chilly for that?"

"Well, maybe too cold to get in the water, for you at least, but it's nice enough for a walk."

Kankri shrugged. "Okay then."

Cronus interlaced their fingers as they made their way out of the massive hive and down the stairs to sea level.

"I'm glad you suggested this," Kankri said as they walked along. "I wanted to talk about some things I've been thinking about."

"Oh?"

"I was thinking about us… Can we sit?"

They got comfy on the sand, looking out at the waves, or at least Kankri was; Cronus was busy watching his face, trying to gauge where this conversation was heading.

"I like this…this arrangement we have. But I don't think it's fair on you."

"Kan, I -" Kankri pressed a finger to his lips.

"Despite thinking that, I want to continue being your matesprit if it's okay with you. I just don't want you to feel like you have to continue."

Cronus's face lit up and he pulled Kankri close, kissing him. "I want nothing more than for us to continue like this. I love you, Kan."

"And I like you too."

"You know Porrim spoke to me, right?"

Kankri turned bright red. "She said she would. Did she say anything I would disapprove of?"

"Maybe…she said you said some really sweet things about me."

"That wasn't supposed to be part of the deal – I told her those things in confidence and it was supposed to stay between moirails."

Cronus stroked his cheek. "Calm down, chief, I was pulling your leg. I made that up to see what you would say. So, you did say sweet things, eh?"

Kankri hit his chest lightly. "I'm not telling you, but maybe I did."

"Maybe you can whisper them to me one night after I try out the other things Porrim told me."

Kankri's face joined his hands at Cronus's chest. The Aquarius patted his back. "I'm sorry, Kan, I'll stop embarrassing you now. Shall we go back inside?"

"Yes, I'm quite bored of this sand now. I forgot how annoying it was." He walked on ahead by a few steps, waiting for his face to cool down.

ooo

"I'm in serious shit,

I feel totally lost,

If I'm asking for help it's only because

Being with you has opened my eyes,

Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself,

Wondering how,

I keep closing my eyes but I can't block you out,

Wanna fly to a place where it's just you and me,

Nobody else so we can be free…"

Cronus strummed the guitar once more. "That's all I've got so far. I'm trying to change the chorus and make it a bit more uplifting."

"Oh, is this another human song?"

"Yeah. It really spoke to me when I started to fall in love with you."

Kankri leaned over a pecked him on the cheek. "It was beautiful. I'd like to hear it when it's finished."

A buzzer sounded and Cronus thrust the guitar into his hands. "I'll be back soon." The Aquarius had decided to cook them both dinner and was being very secretive about it. Maybe it was just to keep him out of the food block so he didn't meddle, but he hoped it was just because Cronus wanted to surprise him.

He strummed the guitar a few times and laughed at how poorly he played. Cronus had given him a few tips, but he'd never dedicated any time to learning properly, preferring to focus on the piano.

"You gonna play something for me?" Cronus asked when he returned to find Kankri pressing a few keys.

"I've been practising something, but it doesn't sound the same on the piano."

"Oh, new instrument?"

"My keyboard has settings that make it sound like an organ. The tune loses its beauty without it."

"I get it. So, when are you inviting me over for a recital? And maybe dinner?" Cronus wagged his eyebrows.

"When I perfect it, which will be never."

Cronus frowned.

"But you can come round for dinner."

"I wanna hear your music, babe."

"Maybe I'll share it one day. It's a very personal thing for me, aside from the fact I'm not sure it's any good."

Cronus draped his arms around Kankri's neck. "I'm sure it's more than good if you're complaining a piano won't do it justice."

"It's not the played music I'm worried about, it's the lyrics. You write such lovely things in your songs, always worded perfectly. Then there's me and my attempts…"

The Aquarius laughed and patted his head. "You're worried about the spoken element? Come on, Kan, you can whip up perfect essays in a moment's notice. Why would lyrics you spend more time on be of a lesser quality?"

Kankri shrugged. "Maybe because there are fewer of them. I have to pick them so much more carefully. I can talk for ages and decide to revisit a point later, or amend something based on others' input. But a song…it's a different ball game."

"Well then, I'll just have to hope that one day you'll want to share with me. Anyway, dinner's going to be ready shortly, so come down and take a seat."

Kankri was surprised to find that Cronus had made every effort this evening. The table looked like something out of a posh restaurant – candles, flowers, several sets of cutlery and he'd even remembered the table cloth. He took his seat feeling a little under-dressed, as if they really were eating out.

Cronus set a small bowl in front of him and announced that this was to be a full three course meal which surprised Kankri further. Honestly he had expected a standard dinner, maybe with something a little special about it, but nothing quite as grand as this. He looked down at the bowl to find grub soup – and it wasn't the cheap kind either. He spooned some of the purple broth into his mouth as he wondered what else Cronus had planned.

By the time he'd finished dessert he was thoroughly impressed with Cronus's culinary skills and rather stuffed.

"So, how was it overall?"

"You can cook for me any time you like." Kankri laughed. "It was absolutely amazing."

"Aw man, I'm so glad to hear that. I was so worried I'd mess it up or it'd taste like shi- I mean taste awful."

"Well, it looks like I have a lot to live up to."

A faint blush appeared on Cronus's cheeks. "Nah, I'm not that great. So, shall we watch a film or play something? Up to you, chief."

"I think I'll sit here a while longer before I attempt any movement. But a relaxing film would be good."

He smiled and took their plates out, pleased with Kankri's choice. He'd learned that his matesprit was quite competitive and would much rather spend the time cuddling him than fighting. Well, it wasn't fighting, more like friendly banter, but it made Kankri less touchy in a physical sense and more touchy emotionally.

Today's film of choice, to sum it up quickly, was a romcom involving two matesprits who go on holiday. Of course, many more things happen in the film, but the full title was something not even Kankri was bothered to read before pressing play. They got comfy, the two of them with their arms around each other.

"We should go somewhere like that one day," Cronus said once the film finished.

Kankri stretched. "Yes, without the drama of ex-matesprits and upset sea dwellers."

"Can't see us having any problems then, unless we pick a bad place."

They headed upstairs and Kankri stripped down to his underwear before climbing under the covers of the bed. Cronus looked a little surprised.

"What's wrong?" Kankri asked.

"Nothing. Just good to see you so comfortable."

"I still haven't got round to getting my own human bed, so I was quite excited to stay over."

Cronus joined him under the covers. "Ah, so that's it. Not here to see me, just to use my bed."

"Of course not. It wouldn't be the same if you weren't here with me." He kissed Cronus's neck as he cuddled up to his side.

A hand tangled in the Cancer's hair, sliding a finger against a horn. Kankri let out a pleased noise and rested his head on Cronus's chest.

"Are you sure you're not somehow related to Meulin?" Cronus joked. "Because you look like a little kitten. Maybe I should call you that, what do you say, Kankitty?"

"No," Kankri mumbled. "The other Leijon used to call Karkat something like that. And he's someone I don't wish to be associated with anymore than I already am."

"Aw, that's a shame. I thought that was a good one. Maybe something else?"

Kankri raked his nails against the other's chest lightly. "I think my name will suffice on its own."

"Kankri."

"Mmm?"

"Is that what I said in your dreams? Not 'Kan'?"

It took Kankri a moment to realise what Cronus was talking about. "I cannot believe she would bring that up! It was months ago!" The Cancer had removed himself from Cronus's chest and sat with his arms folded.

"Hey, it's cool, nothing wrong with dreaming of me." Cronus smiled and rubbed the leg he could reach soothingly.

"I really shouldn't have let her talk to you. Not that she gave me any choice, but still."

"Well she didn't say what happened, only that I was in a dream you had. I guess I just assumed it wasn't your average dream because of the other things we were talking about."

"You're right and it was too long ago for me to remember details, so let's move on."

Cronus patted the place on his chest where Kankri's head had been and the Cancer retook the position. They laid like that, a hand stroking a horn while the other was clasped in Kankri's hands, until they were both asleep.

ooo

Kankri had his lips on Cronus's fins. He'd found that he quite liked making his matesprit gasp with surprise when he did that. Unfortunately for Cronus that's all Kankri had been doing; teasing him. But he supposed that was better than being worked up only to be told to stop. Today it was different though. Kankri lingered at the tips of his fins, running his tongue between the spines slowly.

"Kaaaan…" Cronus moaned. He never usually said anything because Kankri never lingered long enough.

"Hmm?" the Cancer hummed against his jaw now.

"What are you up to?"

Kankri kissed his neck. "Making you feel good."

Cronus groaned as hands tweaked his nipples. "And can I do the same?"

"Of course."

The Aquarius began to move his hands across the Cancer's body, touching all the places he'd usually avoid, making sure to cover every inch while he had the chance. Honestly, he was thinking like Kankri would never allow something like this again, but when had he ever said he couldn't do this?

"Oh shit~" Cronus trilled as Kankri sucked a nipple, biting on it gently.

At his next chance he flipped them and began to run a hand down Kankri's body, stopping at the waistband of his briefs to wait for Kankri's consent. The Cancer nodded hesitantly.

"I'm not going to if that's the best nod you've got."

Kankri took hold of his wrist and forced his hand under the fabric. "Stroke."

Cronus was more than willing to comply, moving his fingers slowly.

"Stop staring at me like that."

"Just making sure you're okay."

"I'm fine and will be as long as you quit staring like that. Kiss me or something."

Cronus began to trail kisses down his body, tugging down the Cancer's pants as he neared his hips. Kankri hid his face as Cronus began to lick and suck his most intimate areas. The Aquarius listened as Kankri's breathing began to change, only to be muffled by a pillow. That was a shame, he really liked listening to the way he was becoming aroused, but he figured he should keep going or he'd never hear the real goods. Slowly a red tinted bulge emerged, helped by Cronus stroking it.

"That wasn't too hard," Cronus said as he sat up. "Now, let's see that lovely face of yours." He pulled the pillow from Kankri's gasp and looked down at his flushed face. "You're too cute, Kan. Now…" He slowly tugged on his boxers, revealing his bulge slowly.

Kankri gulped as he realised this was it. This was the official 'I'm going to fill a pail with someone' time. He didn't have time to think much more than that because Cronus was pinning him to the bed and lowering his hips to the Cancer's. Kankri opened himself up as Cronus kissed him, slowly moving forward until bulge found nook. The Cancer let out a mewl as Cronus filled him.

"You okay?" Cronus whispered.

"Y-yeah," Kankri said breathlessly.

The Aquarius began to move his hips slowly at first, enjoying everything about his matesprit; the way he sounded, the faces he made, the way he felt.

"Mmm~ Cronus…"

"Kan, you're so hot." Wait. Something about that word…Kankri didn't like it, right? "Fuck, sorry, just…yeah. You're wonderful and beautiful and god I love you."

Kankri giggled. "It's fun to see you like this – ah." Cronus picked up the pace, pushing into Kankri with more force.

The Cancer fondled his bulge as Cronus moaned his name. God, why did that turn him on so much?

"Pail," Kankri said between gasps.

"Shit." Really should have thought of that earlier. He rolled them so that he never had to leave Kankri, throwing an arm over the side of the bed and retrieving the bucket.

They both huddled over it, embracing each other. Kankri's bulge found Cronus's nook while Cronus's mouth found Kankri's neck.

"Ah – Cronus." The Cancer was moaning freely now which only pushed Cronus closer to climax. "Nng, s-shit." He held onto Cronus's shoulders as he released, the sound of him panting pushing Cronus over the edge.

The Aquarius quickly ditched the pail and lay down beside Kankri, pulling him into a spooning position.

"God, that was amazing, Kan. Like sex is so much better when you're so in love with the person you're with."

Kankri hummed in agreement, although he wouldn't know the difference.

"Hey, why so quiet? Oh god, I triggered you didn't I? I mean, you never swear usually -"

Kankri turned to face him. "I'm fine, in fact I'm excellent. I might even go as far as saying I've never felt better, now hush and bathe in afterglow with me."

Cronus laughed, not putting Kankri down as one to say such a thing. He'd been expecting the guy to run off to the ablution trap almost immediately after, but he was glad that didn't happen; this was perfect. He twirled a finger around a lock of Kankri's hair and waited before finally asking, "Can I get any feedback?"

"What do you want me to say?"

"Did you like it?"

"It was a very enjoyable activity that I may wish to repeat again in the near future."

Cronus leaned in to kiss him. "I love you."

"Like you, too."

Cronus smiled, close enough.

ooo

Kankri walked into the foyer of the restaurant feeling rather out of place. Everyone else in the vicinity was dressed to the nines and nearly all sea dwellers. He walked to the front desk where a pristine waiter stood.

"Can I help you, sir?" His tone made it sound as if Kankri had walked into the wrong place.

"Yes, the name's Ampora."

The waiter nodded and led him through to the – wait, this was a restaurant? The ceiling was high and decorated with paintings of lusi and young trolls, pillars carved with golden details supported the building and floor was made of marble. He looked around to find the music he could hear was being played live and – wow, that whole wall behind them was a giant fish tank.

"Sir?"

Kankri snapped back to reality and took his seat.

"Looking sexy tonight," Cronus said. The black turtle neck under a blazer really did wonders for his figure compared to the sweaters that were two sizes too big.

"Thank you." He had learnt to accept Cronus's compliments, but that was more of an automated response as he continued to look around in awe.

"You alright, Kan?"

"Yeah." He turned his eyes to Cronus. "Yes, I… You look nice." Of course he hadn't expected to see his matesprit in his usual t-shirt and jeans, but seeing him in a silk purple shirt and bow tie was unexpected. "I didn't know you owned anything like that."

"Well this isn't your usual place, figured I'd make an effort."

"It is rather extravagant." Although that still felt like an understatement. "What is this place and why are we here?"

"It's a posh restaurant Eridan recommended."

"I feel like I've walked into a sea dweller exclusive club where I need to own at least my own weight in gold to get in."

Cronus laughed. "Yeah, I get that feeling. But it's okay, right?"

"Yes…or it would be if I could stop seeing the class oppression going on." It wasn't hard to notice that all of the waiters were land dwellers of at least olive blood. But that wasn't what really ate at him. It was the fact that only the sea dwellers wore any colour, everyone else was in black and white. Maybe that's why Porrim had advised against him wearing any red at all? But it wasn't a rule was it? It amazed him that people could just start a trend like this and for everyone to agree that it was okay.

"I'm sorry, chief, I didn't look into it much before coming here. We can go if you want."

Kankri shook his head. "Not at all. I appreciate the effort you've made – not that you've told me why yet."

Cronus blushed and cocked his head to the side. "It's our one sweep anniversary."

Kankri raised his eyebrows. Had it really been that long?

"Well, one sweep since you asked me to try and be your matesprit. I figure I'd start counting from there."

"Champagne?" The waiter held out a bottle.

"No, thank you. Can we have a ten fruit cocktail each."

The waiter nodded and handed them both a menu before leaving.

"Sounds good. But you know I don't mind if you have one glass."

"It's not worth the money for something that isn't my favourite and don't act like you wouldn't sit there and eye it disdainfully."

Kankri smiled. "You know me too well."

The ride back to Cronus's hive was short and the journey to his bed even shorter. It was easy to please Kankri when he was the one to start things and tonight was one of those nights. Kankri…Kankri…Kankri… Whispering breathlessly over and over with more need until the other was putty in his hands.

"I love you, Kankri."

"I love you too, Cronus."

Wait. That wasn't how it went… "Say it again."

"I love you, Cronus."

"Once more."

Kankri kissed him before whispering in his ear. "I love you."

A/N: That's it. I'm out. Song credit: there's one line from You're The One I want from Grease and the verse Cronus sings is the first verse of All The Things She Said by t.A.T.u.. I'm sorry if it's all over the place it got too personal and subsequently deviated from whatever plot I had originally planned. Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow.