This seemed like a good idea at the time.
Naruto Uzumaki is now friends with Deidara.
Comments:
Sakura Haruno Why are you befriending the enemy?!
Itachi Uchiha The better question is why Deidara accepted his request. I almost thought you were smarter than that.
Naruto Uzumaki he requested me, fyi
Deidara So I'm not allowed to be friends with people now? Friendship is a true art that only a select few can master!
Sasori No.
Deidara Shut up, Pinocchio.
Sasori I would suggest making a reservation at the hospital.
Deidara Oh, I'm so scared of an angry littvlwnfjoflwndbjcKNSNwbjcjvvjd7!?&/
Sakura Haruno What just happened?
Naruto Uzumaki DEIDARA ARE YOU OKAY COME BACK BUDDY
Sasori He probably won't be able to see his computer screen for a while.
Itachi Uchiha Did you give him a black eye or something?
Sasori No, I spilled a little too much of his blood on the screen.
Naruto Uzumaki 0-o
Tsunade
Anyone want to explain why I'm treating a member of the Akatsuki?
Comments:
Naruto Uzumaki not really its a very emotonal topic
Ino Yamanaka So is your spelling. Brings me to tears.
Tenten Oh, come on, Ino, he can't help it.
Naruto Uzumaki whats that supposed to mean?!
Rock Lee Why isn't anyone training with meeeeeeee T-T
Might Guy KEEP GOING LEE! DON'T BE DISCOURAGED!
Tsunade If you all have so much free time, maybe I need to send you on a mission. A LONG mission.
Deidara
Finally out of the hospital, gonna teach my man Sasori a lesson.
Comments:
Sasori Keep your verbal ticks off of the Internet.
Deidara FIGHT ME
Sasori No.
Deidara SASORI DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY
Sasori It appears I already have.
Deidara SASOOOOOORIIIIIIII
Sasori I'm in the next room, you idiot, just come over if you want a fight.
Kisame Hoshigaki Why are you two in the same house...?
Sasori I don't need to answer to you.
Deidara And suddenly the will to fight is gone.
Hinata Hyūga is in a relationship.
Comments:
Neji Hyūga WITH WHO?!
Kiba Inuzuka Way to go, Hinata!
Sakura Haruno Why didn't you tell me?
Yūhi Kurenai So you finally landed it with him, huh?
Neji Hyūga WHO?
Naruto Uzumaki yeah! who is it hinata?
Kiba Inuzuka Wait, what?
Naruto Uzumaki what did i do?
Yūhi Kurenai Well this is awkward.
Hinata Hyūga I'm sorry...this was a mistake...I didn't mean to get everyone so worked up...
Neji Hyūga Thank God.
Orochimaru
Trololololololololol
Comments:
Tsunade FUCK YOU
Sasuke Uchiha I second that.
Kabuto Yakushi Well that was fun.
Tsunade I'm going to need a few teams to fix the village gates tomorrow.
Might Guy KAKASHI'S TEAM AND MY TEAM WILL
Kakashi Hatake Don't volunteer me for things without my knowledge. Also, turn your caps lock off.
Might Guy I DON'T KNOW HOW
Orochimaru And this is why destroying you all is going to be so easy.
Tsunade Shut up before I find you and murder you.
Sasori I like the way you think, Lady Hokage.
Naruto Uzumaki—Sasuke Uchiha
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY
Comments:
Sasuke Uchiha Thanks, but no thanks.
Itachi Uchiha Congrats on being a year closer to death.
Sasuke Uchiha A year closer to sending you back to hell.
Itachi Uchiha You're still whining about that?
Sasuke Uchiha YOU. KILLED. MY. PARENTS.
Itachi Uchiha I also killed my parents, so.
Sasuke Uchiha Fuck you.
Itachi Uchiha What time? ;)
Sasuke Uchiha ...
Naruto Uzumaki you ruined my post :(
Sakura Haruno updated her status.
I sense some unresolved sexual tension in the Uchiha section of this website.
Comments:
Sasuke Uchiha WHAT
Itachi Uchiha Well...
Sasuke Uchiha NO. DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING ELSE. IM GOING TO MURDER YOU.
Itachi Uchiha You can do whatever you want with me.
Sasuke Uchiha ITAAAAAACHIIIIIIII
Kisame Hoshigaki You might want to save your screaming his name for later, mini-Itachi. If you know what I mean.
Sasuke Uchiha FML.
Naruto Uzumaki
what happend to sasori and deidara?
Comments:
Deidara What happened to us...?
Sasori We were just busy.
Itachi Uchiha With what?
Sasori What is that supposed to mean?
Itachi Uchiha All I'm saying is that you guys were just a room away and very tense last time you were here.
Sasuke Uchiha Why don't you go do something useful with your life while you still can?
Itachi Uchiha Oooh, I'm scared now.
Sasuke Uchiha You should be.
Sakura Haruno And you're still in denial. Just accept the fact like Itachi.
Sasuke Uchiha SHUT UP SAKURA
Konohamaru Sabutori
Heyyyyyyyy everyone! :D
Comments:
Naruto Uzumaki whoa, whoa, whoa, who gave the midget a facebook?
Konohamaru Sabutori Stop talking to yourself, you look like an idiot.
Sakura Haruno This is why he's my favorite.
Konohamaru Sabutori Victory!
Naruto Uzumaki I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
Anyway, that's the first chapter. At least it can't get any more random. Leave a review if you want, don't if you don't.