I kind of expected that

And it was all Matsumoto's fault 11

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It was probably Hyourinmaru that woke him up. Or maybe the very loud conversation Matsumoto and Unohana Taicho were having. Or perhaps the noise of fighting outside. Or maybe the loud whirring or an air conditioner.

WAKE UP MASTER!

It was definitely Hyourinmaru.

Toshiro's eyes cracked open a tad before immediately flying shut.

"Matsumoto," The annoyed Taicho hissed through gritted teeth. "Get out of my face. The first thing I see when I wake up doesn't need to be your *cough* breasts."

"Oh I'm sorry Taicho," A slightly annoyed voice spoke. There was a rustling of cloth and Toshiro deemed it safe to open his eyes.

He was in the fourth division as he had guessed. The room looked awfully familiar like the room heat sick patents stayed in. It was the room heat sick patients stayed in. Or heat sick patient as 99% of the time, it was Toshiro who ended up in the room.

Matsumoto was perched on a chair, her pink scarf wrapped around her as if it were cold. Well it obviously was cold. But not overly cold to Toshiro. To Toshiro, cold was like Antarctica in winter. And even then it wasn't enough to kill him.

But you've never gone to Antarctica master

I was just trying to think of a cold place damn it

….Sorry

Toshiro realised that it was colder then it had been all day. The air conditioner obviously had something to with it. He tilted his head to look out the window and saw with a surprise that it was dark. So he hadn't been asleep that long.

"Why were you and Unohana Taicho yelling?" Toshiro asked his fukutaicho.

"Oh I may have brought some sake inside, it's no big deal." Rangiku flapped her hand as if trying to wave away Toshiro's obvious annoyance about the situation. Needless to say, it didn't work.

"Matsumoto are you an idiot?' Toshiro sighed, his heart not in the argument that was sure to happen.

Don't answer that

Huh, Haineko?

It's a trick question

I knew that you stupid cat! Now shut up

"I didn't get to go drinking tonight," Matsumoto whined. "And I wanted to give you some when you woke up."

"YOU DON"T OFFER ALCOHOL TO MINORS!"

"Don't shout Taicho, you'll wear yourself out." Matsumoto scolded.

Hypocrite

What does that mean?

Some body save me from stupid zanpakuto

Toshiro rolled his eyes and tilted his head away from his fukutaicho. So what exactly happened? He had been at the Kurosaki's, it was very hot inside, and he had fainted.

Oh crap he had fainted.

"Momo doesn't know about this does she?' Toshiro asked. The last thing he wanted was a panicked girl running around trying to do the fourth division's jobs.

"No but she'll probably find out sooner or later. She always does. No one can say no to her cut little face."

"Yourself included," Toshiro muttered watching in vague amusement as Matsumoto turned a startling shade of red.

"I'll just let you rest shall I?" Matsumoto got up and skipped away leaving Toshiro to lie there and slowly get annoyed with alcohol drinking adults. After all, it was Matsumoto's fault that he got overhead and then Ichigo's stupid dad's fault that he had fainted.

"Alcohol should be illegal," Toshiro muttered to himself. "It's too addictive and dangerous to be good for anything."

Matsumoto says it's good for forgetting things

Not when it's her paperwork that she's forgetting

You may have a point there

I am too tired to reply to you

But you just did

Suddenly there was a loud bang and the room suddenly felt a whole lot hotter. Toshiro pushed the silk sheets away and tried to get up. What the crabola happened here? (See what I did there ZakuroU) Why had the temperature risen from 10 degrees to 30 in a mere 2.5 seconds?

Matsumoto staggered into the room, her face singed with smoke and her hair standing up on end as though she had been stupid enough to stick her fingers into an electrical socket.

"I swear to drunk I'm not god." She laughed.

The again maybe she had been stupid enough to stick her fingers into an electrical socket.

"What the hell did you do Matsumoto?" Toshiro growled, his hair already drooping from the sudden heat and his gown already sticking uncomfortably to his back. He could hear footsteps in the corridors outside and yells of shocked patients.

"Did I do something?' She asked as though puzzled. She was well and truly drunk.

How the hell do you get this drunk in about 2 minutes?

I believe it takes a high consumption of alcohol when one is already under the influence of the drink

It was a rhetorical question!

"Seriously, what the hell did you do Matsumoto?" Toshiro snapped.

"How do you know I did it?" The tipsy lady giggled, waving an empty sake cup around. "I mean, I didn't but if I did, how do you know that I did do what I didn't actually do."

"Oh, I don' know," Toshiro said sarcastically. "Maybe it's the fact that you are drunker the Kyoraku Taicho was on March 17th 1892."

"Hey I thought we weren't allowed to bring that up." Matsumoto said. "It was a secret."

"The whole seretei knows!" Toshiro yelled "Now as your Taicho, I order you to tell me WHAT YOU DID!"

"Calm down Taicho," Matsumoto sighed. "I just found a weird vent in the wall and poured my sake into it. I felt as though I'd done it before and that it was a good idea. How was I supposed to know that it would blow up in my face and that Unohana Taicho would chase me down the hallway screaming about how it was my fault that your hair is white?"

"WHAT THE HELL!" Toshiro screamed, his face twisting in anger as he released his true fury onto his bewildered fukutaicho. "You mean to tell me that you poured your stupid alcohol into the air conditioner and wiped out the entire system!...AGAIN!"

"Well yeah!" Matsumoto said brightly. "Like I said, I thought I was a good idea."

Toshiro just fixed with a look that summed up what everyone was thinking.

'You need to go die in a hole or get your head around the definition of good.'

that which is morally right; righteousness

Nobody asked for a dictionary definition Hyourinmaru!

"Taicho what's wrong?' Matsumoto asked as she watched Toshiro's eyebrow twitch as he struggled to keep his temper under control. This was not an easy thing to do when your zanpakuto was complaining loudly about melting and dictionary definitions and you felt as though you were about to faint for the third time in one day and probably set a seretei record.

"MATSUMOTO YOU BAKA!"

Toshiro watched as Matsumoto ran out the room screaming about crazy kids who needed their medication and for someone to help her.

This was the worst day he had ever lived through. He had bee humiliated in front of all the captains, fainted twice, suffered in front of Karin, lost his temper at his division, gone through countless hours of Hyourinmaru offering stupid advice, learnt the dictionary definition for good and ended up in the fourth division.

And it was all Matsumoto's fault.

The end, no more, we're done here. I'm sorry it's short. That's kinda why the story is over, I have no more ideas. So please review, I'll love you forever!

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