Hello, my lovely fanfictioners (Icreated a new word), I wanted to create a painfully, funny story to get away from the seriousness for a little bit. I'm still going to do Sonic's 'Deception', I'm just starting something new for my stories. On MTV, there's a show called JACKASS that always made me laugh so I decided to create a story about it, Sonic Style.

Welcome, to JACKASS: SONIC STYLE! OH YEAH:)

We being with Knuckles wearing a black tee, gray, baggy jeans, and Timbaland boots. He was staring in the camera in front of a brick wall.

"Hi, I'm Knuckles the Echinda and welcome to JACKASS."

Foosh! Water came out a nearby fire hose and knocked Knuckles down. Everyone in the background, including Knuckles, are laughing their ass off.

(Bumba)

We now have Sonic, who is wearing a white tee, brown cargo shorts, and white Nikes, along with Tails, who is wearing a red tee, black jeans, and white Jordan's, in front of a forest...somewhere.

"I'm Sonic the Hedgehog." "And I'm Miles 'Tails' Prower." Then both of them together said, "This is Bumba." They walk toward a BMX bike and a ramp. Sonic picked up the bike and walked away from the ramp and Tails about 50 feet. He got on the bike but before he started pedaling, "I AM a JACKASS!" He went as fast he could go to the ramp but as soon as he was 18 feet in the air, he let go of the bike, which was a bad mistake. He hit an oak tree, shoulder first, and fell down the branches to have a hard landing on his back.

"Holy SH#T!" Tails ran over to Sonic, laughing the whole way there. We find Sonic on his back, laughing as well, painfully. "Oh my god, I'm a dumb assh*le." Tails helped him up and picked up the bike because Tails is next.

He backed up from the ramp, like Sonic. But instead of yelling like Sonic, he gunned it. When he reached the ramp, he lost control of the bike and landed on his side, sliding off of the ramp. The whole camera crew was laughing while Sonic was on his back, laughing his ass off. Sonic got up and went over to his little buddy, still laughing. Tails is laughing saying, "That wasn't supposed to happen."

(Wake Up Call)

Judging from the night vision on, it is nighttime and we have Tails, wearing a black tank top, white basketball shorts, and black Reebok's, along with Knuckles, wearing a green muscle shirt, red basketball shorts, and black Nikes.

"This is Tails here with my friend Knuckles the Echinda." Tails whispered. "Our roommate, Sonic, is sleeping, so we decided to play a prank on him called 'Wake Up Call'. Knuckles started whispering, "Sonic hates getting woken up early in the morning and he will literally run after you and beat you up. So Tails is going to blow a foghorn in his ears, Tails is going to run out the room before Sonic is going to get up, and we are going to put up some clear wrap so when Sonic comes through, he'll land on his back. Now lets get started."

Tails silently opened the door to Sonic's room, foghorn in hand. He sees Sonic wearing just a black basketball shorts with a yellow stripe on the side and black socks.

HHHOOONNNKKK!

"SON OF A B TCH!" Sonic fell out of his bed. Tails ran as soon as Sonic got up. "Come back here, you two-tailed bastard!" Tails ran in the living room and ducked under the wrap, knowing it was there, but pretended he was about to trip for the prank. As Sonic ran to the living room.

SMACK!

Sonic landed on his back while Knuckles and Tails were laughing loudly. Knuckles brought in whip cream and sprayed it on Sonic's face with Tails putting a cherry on top. Sonic groaned.

"I'm roommates with assh*loes."

Woo, that's a good one I typed up there. I miss the show JACKASS, it was hilarious.

Album listened during typing- Rise Against: Appeal To Reason

Gotta roll out, OH YEAH :)