Hello everyone! This fic is a request from the lovely yuyuxchan! I hope you enjoy! :3

Disclaimer: I own nothing, One piece and all the characters belong to Eiichiro Oda

"Idiot! Why are you laughing?!" Sanji practically shrieked as he continued to put pressure on Luffy's head, and the cloth quickly filled with his dark crimson blood.

"Because it was so cool!" Luffy grinned, pumping his fist in the air. Sanji growled in annoyance.

"It was pretty cool!" Ace agreed cheerfully.

Sanji swerved his head to the passenger seat of the car, where Ace was seated.

"And you!" He roared, causing Ace to shrink back a little. "What were thinking, letting Luffy do that!"

"Relax, he'll be fine!" Ace reassured, but judging from the amount of blood, he thought otherwise. Sanji hadn't seen this much blood since one of the amateurs in his cooking class almost hacked off his finger while chopping up some vegetables. The poor guy never stepped near a knife again.

Sanji realized the the cloth wasn't doing it's job anymore since it was soaking with Luffy's blood.

"Hey, Shanks. I need another towel." Sanji called to the driver of the car.

"Good thing I brought extras." Shanks commented as he grabbed a medium sized towel from underneath his seat, and threw it in the back seats where Sanji and Luffy were. Luffy was in a laying down position on his back, and Sanji was sitting upright, putting the new towel on the boy's injury, and dropping the blood-soaked one on the floor of the car, as it landed, with a slight 'thud'.

"Hey!" Shanks whined. "Don't get my car dirty!" But Sanji wasn't listening; the blonde leaned back in his seat, as he thought back to how this whole mess all started.

Flashback

Sanji was in the kitchen of his house, humming while he prepared a great meal for dinner. He had invited his closest friends over- well more like they invited themselves over.

"Sanjiii!" The blonde heard a familiar voice call from the area near the front door.

"Whaddaya want Luffy?" Sanji grumbled.

"Come watch! Hurry, hurry!" The younger teen urged.

The blonde grumbled to himself, and made his way out the kitchen door, with a bowl still in hand, as he continued to whisk the mixture. Once he made it to where he heard Luffy yelling from, he immediately had a bad feeling of whatever it was that shithead was about to do; Luffy was standing on a piece of old cardboard that he most likely fished out of the garbage, at the top of the stairs. His stance was as f he was skateboarding, or snowboarding.

Luffy's older brother, Ace, was standing near railing, grinning like a madman (Much like his brother was.)

"Luffy, get down before you-" Sanji was cut off when Shanks walking in the room.

"Oi, Luffy. Are you doing that again? Don't you remember what happened last time?

Sanji turned to the red haired man. "What happened last time?"

Shanks laughed. "He broke his arm."

Ace joined in with laughter. "Oh yeah! I remember that!"

"Why is this funny?" Sanji thought to himself. He sighed. He would never understand the D. family. "Luffy, get down!" The blonde ordered.

"Okay!" Luffy replied. And with that, he took off, sliding down the steps on the flimsy piece of cardboard. It was going fine for the first two seconds, but then the raven haired boy went down, face first, into the stairs. Shanks and Ace couldn't contain themselves; Shanks was clutching his stomach and let out his booming laughter, and Ace was literally rolling on the floor, laughing.

Sanji's eyes went wide. He dropped the mixing bowl, and rushed to aid the other, who had blood running from his head. To his surprise, Luffy was also laughing.

End Flashback.

And now they were here: rushing the idiot to a hospital.

After a few minutes, they arrived. Sanji and Shanks helped Luffy into the waiting room, and Ace filled out the information sheet that the lady at the front had given him. Sani's patients was wearing thin when Ace asked Luffy the info questions that he didn't know...which was every other question.

"Hey, Luf, what's your date of birth" Ace questioned his brother.

"Uhhhh, May fifth." Luffy answered, after a little thought.

"Oh...hey Luf, what are you allergic to?" Ace asked.

"Hmmmm, nothing" Luffy replied.

"Ah...hey Luf, what's your address?"

Sanji couldn't take it anymore. "FOR GOD SAKES SHITHEAD, YOU LIVE WITH HIM!" The blonde barked.

Everyone in the waiting room was startled by the sudden outburst, and veered their heads to the commotion.

"Oh yeah." Ace laughed. "Hey, Luf, what's my address?"

Sanji groaned as he face palmed, and slumped down in his seat.

Sanji didn't think he would make it through the day, but then their name was finally called.

"Ah, Mister. Monkey D. Luffy?" A young nurse with short brown hair asked.

"Yeah, thats us." Shanks smiled.

"Right this way." The nurse guided them to a room. "The doctor will be in shortly."

They thanked her before she left, and right afterwards, Luffy began touching and prodding all the medical instruments in the room. Sanji had to yell at him for him to stop.

About five minutes went by, when someone entered the room.

"Good evening." He greeted. "I am Roronoa Zoro, I will be your doctor this evening."

Sanj felt like all his troubles sailed away, Ace smirked, as did Shanks, and Luffy looked like he was drooling.

The doctor was gorgeous! He had a slender physique, tanned skin, beautiful sterling grey eyes, and the most interesting hair they had all seen since they met their friend Franky.

The doctor smiled kindly, and scanned the room until he saw his patient. ( It was quite obvious do to the fact that he was the one bleeding out of the head.)

"You are Monkey D. Luffy, correct?" The young doctor asked.

Luffy nodded. "Y-yeah."

"Okay lets see the damage." Doctor Roronoa said. He stepped close to the patient, and carefully removed the piece of cloth that was sloppily taped to Luffy's head. ( Ace's handiwork) The green haired man began to examine the wound, and then cleaning it.

Luffy's face burned red at how close the doctor was to him. Ace smirked and admired the green haired man's backside. Sanji noticed Ace doing so and kicked him in the shin, causing Ace to let out a small yelp. "That's inappropriate." Sanji scolded, whispering so only Ace could hear. Ace scowled at the blonde, and pouted childishly.

Ace and Sanji both realized that Shanks was being awfully quiet, and veered they're attention to the red haired man, just in time to see him snap a picture of the doctor's backside on his camera phone.

"Lolicon!" They both yelled, as they backhanded his face.

"Ehhh?! Am not!" Shanks whined, rubbing his cheek.

"Yes you are, you perv-" Sanji stopped mid-sentence when he saw the green haired doctor run up to Shanks.

"S-Sir, are you alright?"

Shanks was a little surprised by his actions, and nodded. "I'm fine, really." He assured the boy.

"Let me get you some ice, so it doesn't bruise." The doctor said, and with that he hurried out the door.

Ace, Sanji, and Luffy blinked in surprise.

"Ne...did he just leave me in the middle of surgery?" Luffy asked.

"...No Luffy, it's stitches." Sanji answered.

The doctor walked back in the room with an ice pack and handed it to the red haired man.

Shanks accepted it and thanked him. "Ah, thank you Doctor Roronoa-san."

"Please, it's just Zoro. I'm not used to all this formal talk." The doctor said, smiling.

"Sure, Zoro-san." Shanks smiled back. When Zoro turned back around to Luffy, Shanks boastingly smirked at Ace and Sanji, who flicked him off in response.

A few minutes went by, and Zoro finally finished stitching Luffy's wound. He carefully wrapped bandages around it, and made sure they weren't too loose or too tight. One he was satisfied with his job, he stepped back and smiled.

"Alright, that should be it. Now be sure to take it easy for the next couple of weeks, okay?"

Luffy blushed. "Y-yeah." He said, nodding fast.

Zoro smiled and handed him a business card. "Here is my card. It has my cell phone number, so if you have any questions or concerns, please don't be afraid to call. I also wrote the date of your next appointment to remove the stitches on the back of the card so you don't forget."

Luffy happily took the card and thanked the doctor.

Suddenly, Sanji swooped in, in front of Zoro, pushing Luffy harshly aside in the process. The blonde got down on one knee and took the surprised doctor's hand, and held it as if it was as fragile as glass.

"Good bye, my sweet!" Sanji swooned, as he brought the tanned hand up to his lips.

"Ehh?" Zoro's face reddened as he laughed nervously.

"O-Oi!" Luffy protested at Sanji's actions.

"Lets go Lover Boy." Ace said, as he dragged Sanji away by the back of his shirt as Shanks followed close behind, laughing. Luffy frowned and ran after the group, leaving the doctor a little confused, but shrugged it off and continued his work.

The drive home for the D. brothers, Shanks, and Sanji was hectic: Sanji complained to Ace about how he was cock blocking, as Ace tried to assure the blonde that he had an exact zero percent chance of getting with the doctor, earning themselves quite a scuffle, as Luffy whined to Sanji about how he was being a giant doo-doo head for interrupting his chat with Zoro, but of course the blonde payed to heed to the raven haired boy, because he was too busy with his quarrel with the the freckled man. Shanks yelled at everyone to shut their traps because he had already decided that the doctor was his, which led everyone to immediately drop their arguments and gang up on the red haired man.

After about thirty minutes, dozens of bruises, and ten times of almost getting into a car crash, the four friends made it back to Sanji's large two story house.

Luffy was about to attempt to slide down the stairs on a piece of cardboard again, but ended up earning himself a kick from Sanji, and so did Ace and Shanks from doing nothing to stop the boy, and cheering him on instead.

Yes, life with the four men was never normal, and it was going to get even more hectic since they each decided that they wanted a certain doctor. That poor, innocent doctor.

Hoped you liked it! Please leave a review, and let me know what you think! ^_^