Chapter one

WTF where are we?!

The heat was stifling. It pounded down with no sort of mercy whatsoever upon the three as they trudged along. The blonde had long since given up complaining about it. But that wasn't because he got tired of it.

"Mhhhmphh!"

"Ugh for the last time, Dobe, shut the hell up," growled another boy. He was lanky and slightly feminine looking with raven black hair and onyx eyes. Eyes that were currently glaring back over his shoulder into the bright blue eyes of the supposed dobe.

"Mhhhhfauh!"

The blonde raised his hands causing the chains that were attached to the cuffs that were binding said hands to rattle, and raised both middle fingers in a clear, "Fuck you!" to the other boy. His teeth were trying to gnaw through the thick piece of leather that had been tied over his mouth to keep him from yapping some more.

The last member of this little group was a girl with pink hair. Her bright green eyes swam with fear and had it not been for the current situation she would have come to the defense of the raven haired boy quite violently, but this current situation had her too terrified to raise her voice higher than that of a meek whisper.

It had been five days, five days since all of this shit had gone down, resulting in their current situation.

And what is the current situation you ask?

well...

"Argh!"

The chains were yanked violently causing all three children to stumble and nearly hit the hard red dirt. Purple eyes flashed at them and something was said in a deep, guttural growl that made them all shiver.

This...thing, this ogre demon thing was mostly likely telling them all to shut up. His mouth sneering from behind savage looking fangs and tusks...well one tusk, the other was currently mostly missing, having been broken off recently.

Still didn't make him look any less fucking scary though. He was huge. Thinking back, it was a wonder they'd even lasted as long as they did against this guy, let alone five or six of them! He was...god he must have been almost seven feet tall and weighed about 400 pounds of solid muscle that was covered in armor that, well where they came form was just friggin absurd, and wielding an axe that probably weighed more than all three of them put together. He eyeballed them for a few more seconds, daring any one of them to get mouthy, before he turned and continued to forcefully lead them by their chains.

That's right. The situation is this. Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno were being led across some barren wasteland in the middle of a scorching high noon, in chains by a group of as I said earlier, very fucking big ass green ogre demon looking dudes towards what looked like a massive walled city.

How did all this go down? well it starts back during the night of the genin exam...and kind of spirals from there.

The short version is Uzumaki naruto learned something from the forbidden scroll and used it on himself and his new teammates.

The long version is Uzumaki Naruto learned something from the forbidden scroll...AFTER learning the Kage-Bunshin. Then got promoted to genin, assigned a team with his crush and his rival under some jackass named Hatake Kakashi and ended up getting impatient during the first hour he waited for said jackass to show himself...so he decided to show his teammates his OTHER jutsu, in an attempt to show off for Sakura.

And bam. We have the current mess they were in.

Naruto was trying to show them a teleportation jutsu he'd haphazardly copied from the scroll. something called the flying something or other, but ended up doing it wrong and subsequently got himself and his two teammates stranded on some alien world where not even ten minutes into realizing that yes they teleported to an alien world, they came under attack by the green guys and eventually captured.

So yeah.

"This is all your god damn fault," hissed Sasuke under his breath at Naruto, and truthfully Sakura had to agree.

Even if the jutsu he'd learned was kind of cool and even if that clone justu/super henge combination of his that he had shown a sudden and great knack for during the fight had shown that Naruto was more than he appeared to be.

Still didn't change the fact that he should have kept that damn teleportation of his to himself. Or at least not dragged Sasuke-Kun and her along for the ride!

Damn. now she did want to hit him.

(999999999)

It was a messed up situation all around.

He was supposed to be an elite warrior of the horde able to take down entire would be parties of foolish alliance and whatever else was ballsy enough to tussle with him! and being in a group of 5 others... they should have been able to handle just about anything short of an alliance army or a dragon attack.

So when a portal suddenly flashed and spat out three human children, he wasn't worried at all. Just a bit annoyed that the alliance was doing something like sending brats in the first place, no doubt counting on the "Horde's Honor" and whatnot. But he figured he and his group would humor the fools and capture the brats...

It was a simple task...

Right up until the blonde promptly exploded into dozens of copies of himself with an odd hand signal and swarmed his squad

"WHAT THE FU_!?" was all that he was able to get out of his mouth before chaos erupted. Two of his squad mates were taken out before they even knew what the hell was happening. The sounds of bones actually breaking as the copies planted fists and feet into the exposed areas of flesh.

The rest?

well the recounting of the story would of course have to be up played to make it seem a bit more real.

Because three human brats barely outta their diapers wiping the floor with five Kok'ron warriors was just god damn absurd.

But it had happened.

It was like a train wreck. He watched as the two boys suddenly got all kinds of buck wild and started attacking with the strength and skill of elite soldiers. Well the yellow haired one was just wild and unpredictable with no sort of formal skill evident in his form at all. Not that it mattered, he made up for it with sheer on the fly tactics and those copies of his.

The black haired one had far more skill in his form, he was smooth and precise it. It was a bit impressive. He was just about to say something to them, saying as such as he joined the fight to end this farce, when the black haired boy suddenly made more of those hand signals and shouted something in a language he'd never heard before and spat out a friggin fireball larger than any mage he'd ever seen make!

"Holy shit!"

There was a flash and everything was engulfed in fire.

When it cleared, four of the others were down for the count, unconscious and singed. while the last one, A female with bright eyes stood defiantly, glaring at the two boys. She commented on their skill and told them how impressed she was, but much like how he felt, she declared this joke of a fight was over. Raising her axe, she rushed at them.

The blonde yelled to his companion and one of the copies jumped into the air. And it wasn't a normal jump either. Guy shot up like he weighed nothing and grinned. "Henge!" two pairs of Orc eyes widened when the copy exploded into a puff of smoke and transformed into a huge plain looking two handed sword which the black haired one had promptly snatched up after jumping up as well. The female warrior hadn't stopped. Ignoring the airborne brat, she rushed at the blonde with a roar, intent on taking him out first as he was the larger threat. she swung down with all her might and was stunned motionless as the blonde responded by drawing two of the dinkiest knives she ever seen in her life and crossed them above his head and fuckin STOPPED her attack mid-swing! Sure the brat crumpled almost immediately under the sheer power of her attack, forcing him to his knees and making his entire body ripple with a powerful shockwave as he cried out in pain.

But he had STOPPED her! with two toothpicks for crying out loud! She was so stunned that she had forgotten about the other boy.

"shaara! Look out dammit!" but it was too late. the clone-sword slammed into the orc's left shoulder with enough force to instantly break the bones and crumple the armor that was protecting it, causing her to cry out in pain as she collapsed to one knee. The black haired boy wasted no time. the second he landed he spun with all his might, yelling out as he swung the sword. It slammed into Shaara's side in an explosion of kinetic energy and smoke as the sword clone thing was forcibly dispelled, and sent her skipping across the ground where she remained, not moving.

And it was at this moment that he had a sudden epiphany. His eyes widened as he came to the conclusion that these three brats were definitely NOT human.

Wait...

He said three. where was the girl?

Thack! thack! thack! thack!

"Eh?"

He looked down at his arms and was shocked to see four of those little knives suddenly sticking into the flesh

"What th-"

"SHANNARO!"

The force of the punch broke his tusk and actually lifted him off of his feet...

snapping himself out of memory lane, even as he fiddled with his broken tusk. (Damn skinny stick of a girl can throw a punch!) he couldn't help but ponder what to do.

At first, the obvious answer was to take the brats to Orgimmar and let Garrosh deal with them. But as he travelled and had time to actually study the kids, he began to have second thoughts.

For one the potential of these brats was just unreal. Looking at them he could tell that while they had years of practical training under their belt, they had no actual combat experience, suggesting that these guys were trainees or mid level apprentices. Though he did have to wonder what the hell kind of world started breeding soldiers for practical combat this young.

He could also see the uncertainty and fear in all their eyes as they took in his form but didn't recognize him or his looks, further cementing the theory that these three were of a different species not from this world.

And last but not least, he could feel their energy. It was potent and strong and felt like a combination of several azerothian battle classes such as rogue, shaman warrior and druid. He could feel them channeling the energy when they attacked, enhancing their entire bodies beyond that of what...well almost anything native to Azeroth could do. He salivated at the thought of an entire world filled with people like these three, joining the Horde.

No doubt Garrosh would want to find a way to get to that world once he met these three.

But did he really want to do all that?

He started to think about it. There was money to be made with certain...other ventures. Perhaps he could keep these three and train them to be gladiators of the crimson ring.

"Uh sir?"

He was yanked from his thoughts by the battered for of Shaara she was limping and her left arm was in a sling.

"Yes? what is it?"

"We're here sir, you've been spaced out for like five minutes." she smirked. "I figured you didn't want to look like a fool...more so than you already do anyway."

He glared and turned away from her. Instead, focusing on the massive entryway to Ogrimmar.

"I'm not the one limping with his arm in a sling."

"Shut up ya dick!"

Tuning out the girl's angry breathing, he turned towards his battered squad and the three kids in chains. Already they were gaining attention as numerous adventurers and orgimmar grunts took notice of them, several eyes widening upon seeing three human kids in chains and the beat up forms of elite warriors.

"Well," he began. "Looks like we're going to Garrosh."

A couple of the warriors didn't quite understand his disappointed tone. And the kids looked tensed all over again.

This day friggin sucked...

for everyone involved.

AN: This was a kind of on the fly sudden idea that I had that I think will finally do it for me when writing a Naruto WoW crossover as the others just didn't seem to mesh well in my opinion. tell me what yall think lol. Also fear not. i have the chapters to thre eof y other fics almost done. they will be out shortly :P