Author's Note: Welcome to SSBB Shorts. These were partially inspired from the Shinigami Illustrated Picture Book and partially inspired from Epic Fails that I like to watch. Put them together and you've got hilarity dashed with pain. But don't worry, the pain in this fanfic will be at a level you can tolerate. Oh! Before I forget, Super Smash Bros. Brawl belongs to Nintendo, HAL Laboratory, etc. I do not claim to own it. Now, on to the fanfiction...

Chapter 1: Fireworks

Inside the usually casual Smash Manor, at 10:00am, everyone was usually expected to either still be asleep (if that was possible) or have gone out for a nice morning walk around Smash Park after eating breakfast. It was the casual routine for most of the Smashers there.

Well, we're sorry to say that that's not what was going on this morning.

Zelda and Peach had woken everyone up at 5 IN THE MORNING to prepare for a certain event: the Super Smash Bros. Fireworks Display. The event was celebrated in order to say farewell to previous smashers and epic brawls in the past, and welcome this year's newest smashers and the glorious brawls to come. And while this event was of great importance, 5 in the morning is, to everybody, a really cruel hour to wake someone up.

And now 5 hours later, everyone was slaving away, tired and hungry as who know what, putting up banners and notices, making the delicious food for the event and some other laborious task Zelda and Peach could dream up. Out of all the people slaving away, Toon Link was the only one who seemed to enjoy this, constantly running around bringing items or food to Peach and Zelda. To everyone else, though, Zelda and Peach were going to be the end of them.

"Man, how can that brat still that this much energy since 5 in the fricking morning," Link said as he and Pit were standing on ladders, putting up a banner in front of Smash Manor. Even though Link and Zelda were currently together and the two of them were deeply in love, Link was still just pissed as everyone else.

Pit replied, "Give the kid a break. To be honest, it's kinda cute. He's like their little assistant. Besides, it's Peach and Zelda's fault for waking all of us up at that ungodly hour in the morning."

"You're an angel! Every hour in the morning is godly for you!" Link retorted.

"That doesn't mean that I enjoy waking up at that hour!"

Before the argument could go any further, Toon Link came running towards Link and Pit and from the looks of it, he brought news.

"Aniki!*", Toon Link shouted. "Zelda-neechan* told me to tell you that she needs to use your whole stash of bombs. She needs them to set off the fireworks tonight.

"My ENTIRE stash of bombs!?" Link almost fell off his ladder after hearing this. "Tell Zelda that she can get her own stupid bombs. I was going to use those bombs for next week's brawl!"

"But, Aniki... you and Zelda-neechan..."

"Don't butt your head into my relationship with Zelda," Link scolds him. "Our relationship won't be destroyed because she couldn't use my bombs."

Toon Link sat down on the first rung of Pit's ladder and begins to cry.

"Aw, come on, cut the act," Link tells Toon Link. At this, Toon Link goes into full out bawling. "Fine, tell Zelda she can use my bombs."

After hearing Link indirectly give permission to Zelda, Toon Link immediately stops bawling and perks up. "Yay! Thanks, Aniki! Bye, Wings!" He runs back inside, knocking Link off his ladder in the process.

"Wait, Toon Link..." Link turns to Pit. "Pit, we just got duped," he tells Pit.

"No kidding," Pit replies.

Later at 8:00 pm...

All of the Smashers gathered together at Smash Park, as the fireworks were being lit and set off. After the sets dedicated to the Kirby series and the Legend of Zelda were set off, Peach and Zelda walk in front of the crowd of Smashers.

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, we now present our final set of fireworks, dedicated to the smashers of Super Mario Bros.," Peach announces. "Zelda, will you do the honors?"

"Gladly," Zelda replies. She points her finger at the fuse and fires a small bolt of fire at the firework fuse.

But after the fire reaches the firework, the bomb that set off the firework suddenly turned bright red and completely exploded, along with the firework. Everyone jumped back, even Peach and Zelda.

"What... What is this," someone shouts. "This is an insult to the yearly festival!"

"I'm sure we can fix this," Peach says. She rushes over to the Super Mario Bros. firework set. Before she could get to it, though, another bomb turned red, blew up and destroyed the firework. This time, however, the explosion starts a chain reaction and all of the bombs begin to explode. At this, everyone began to abandon the park.

"THIS IS INSANE!"

"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!"

"WHAT IS THIS CRAP!"

Fortunately, the Pokemon Trainer managed to call Squirtle and Squirtle managed to put out the bombs. After the bombs were put out, everybody managed to calm down.

Zelda walks up to Link and slaps him hard enough to leave a red mark on his left cheek. "You jerk, what kind of bombs did you give me?! Is this some kind of sick joke?" she shrills at him.

"Zelda, I..."

"Shut up! I don't want to hear your excuses! We are THROUGH!" she slaps him again, making the red mark on his cheek even bigger.

While Zelda was yelling at Link, Toon Link walks over to the spare bomb bag and takes a look at the brand of bombs. "Oh, I know. I got the bomblings instead of the normal bombs," he calls out to Link and Zelda.

"Wait, Toon Link, it was you who mixed up the bombs, not Link," Zelda says tearfully. She turns to Link and gives him a huge hug. "Link, I'm so sorry. Please forgive me! I didn't know it was you..."

Link kisses her forehead. "It's alright, babe. Come on, let's go back to Smash Manor."

While all the Smashers began to return to the Smash Manor, Toon Link on the other hand, took out several bomblings, lit several matches and lit the bomblings. Several explosions sounded around the park, while he ran around laughing maniacally and shouting "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

To make a long story short: Toon Link + Bombs + Matches= WORLD DOMINATION!

I wanted to model Toon Link after Yachiru because I imagined him having the same personality as her. Wait a minute... Toon Link X Yachiru? OMG, wouldn't that be cute? They both have swords, they're both little kids and Yachiru would probably think of a cute nickname for Toon Link (if Kenpachi doesn't brutally kill him first). Everybody, try to write a Toon Link X Yachiru fic. The first person to do this get a candy *raises chocolate bar and waves it in the air*!

*Aniki= Big Bro

*Zelda-neechan= Big Sis Zelda